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7 Ways A Yoruba Movie Director Sees Fast And Furious 7 by generaliy07(m): 11:48am On Jul 05, 2015 |
1. They should have asked the Dubai Prince for the forgotten "God's eyes chip", using correct Olugbohun (Do as I say) instead of going through all the stress of flying cars between high rise buildings, dem take crime do them ni? Ija o ma dola ke (Fight doesn't lead to wealth, No Mayweather) 2. If they had actually claimed that the two actors Van Diesel and Paul Walker fell with that car and survived, I would have stood up, remove the CD, take it back to Iyana Ipaja and collect my 50 naira back from Emeka. 3. Jakande Mose, a Yoruba man? WTF? Yorubas won't take up arms like that ke, he could have just used juju, igbadi, etc, Van Diesel no fit chop pass one Ibante (Charmlet) now? Kilode? 4. Shaw or whatever he's called, that guy can dodge guns o, kukuma tell us say he get ayeta (traditional bullet proof) now, besides, why is he always everywhere they go like MTN? He no get job ni? I heard Orisun FM is recruiting 5. Hobbs, that guy fit carry anything, you can cast all your burden on him, "Bamigberu mi o Hobb,..." Kikikiki 6. God's eyes or what? waste of money and technology, Ifa olokun, Igba aye (All seeing glass ) or a mere pouring of some sixteen pebbles would see you even in a dungeon, you can't hide from "God's eyes"? so likewise from Village witches 7. That Arab lady body guard cum world class fighter, marrying her is tantamount to Gay, if I hear say Arabs no dey do gay, Yoruba mothers be like "Eleyi a na e pa sile o" (This one will beat you to the point of death o) You can add your own Source: www.samueliyanu. CC: Lalasticlala Ishilove 2 Likes |
Re: 7 Ways A Yoruba Movie Director Sees Fast And Furious 7 by Precious91(m): 11:52am On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Re: 7 Ways A Yoruba Movie Director Sees Fast And Furious 7 by rill: 12:02pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Make I clear the grass for this land first |
Re: 7 Ways A Yoruba Movie Director Sees Fast And Furious 7 by waxyung(m): 12:17pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Sip zobo wit kulikuli* |
Re: 7 Ways A Yoruba Movie Director Sees Fast And Furious 7 by MrImole: 12:33pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
YOU SHOULD BE SEVERELY PUNISHED. ![]() |
Re: 7 Ways A Yoruba Movie Director Sees Fast And Furious 7 by generaliy07(m): 12:47pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Re: 7 Ways A Yoruba Movie Director Sees Fast And Furious 7 by generaliy07(m): 1:37pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Lalasticlala Ishilove Abeg make this joke no waste, e no easy to compile, I would like to know if its funny or I should stop writing jokes, lol Thanks |
Re: 7 Ways A Yoruba Movie Director Sees Fast And Furious 7 by Sheenor: 6:27pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
clown indeed, lol. |
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