If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.

Age is a high price for maturity.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you have never tried before.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably took it yesterday or your camera man has a problem.

Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A balanced diet is a biscuit in each hand.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of the waist.

Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

There is always one more slowpoke than you counted on.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends to a different place.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

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And what is the answer to your quiz
Angel?

*yawns* we haf hear o!

cool! but I agree and disagree

"Easier to get forgiveness than permission"

this one na true matter.

Back then when we dey steal our papa car go strolling. if u dey wait make dem giv u permission, na there u go wait tire.

ArchEnemy:
And what is the answer to your quiz
Angel?

Gay Husband?

sinaj:
*yawns* we haf hear o!

lol, babe are you exhausted?

Kylez:


Gay Husband?

phew

Micheal is d NAME of ebere's father #ACE

Nice piece...front page tinx

Michael is the father of Ebere's father....therefore her granddad.

Nice sayings though

michael is the name of ebere's father.