countsparrow:
Follow dis steps and watch urself rise from zero to Hero, remember consistency is key to achieving this feat...


If you are Intelligent, smart, or beautiful most times it comes naturally, but if you are none of the above and you so crave popularity, dis steps below might help u...

Nb; DO ANY OF DIS AT YOUR OWN PERIL



1. If you are a girl, make sure u upload one sexy pic then create sex related threads, threads like " I slept with my bf's friend today and i am feeling guilty" or " Guys upload ur cutest picture, the cutest goes on a date with me" after doing this, grab a bowl of popcorn sit back and relax as your likes, followers and pm's rice from 0 to 100 in a matter of minutes.


2. For guys, we have limited options but if you are brave enuff, any of this options Will do

* Be as daft as you can be by writing open love notes
* Create a thread for people to rate your picture
* Be a clown on every thread, this method is quite
difficult to follow but if you are good at it, y not...
* Be a woman wrapper, this path makes u hated among d male folks, but if you so crave popularity, then it is worth d risk
Or follow d honourable path by writing front page worthy articles like tosyne2much and sit back as your popularity spreads like wild fire


3. Never back down from an e-fight, when i say never back down, i dont mean being on d losing side always, i mean winning some and losing some and to do this, make sure u pick on d right opponents... It is only a daft man that will pick on people like Sonof... And Blacke... Dis ones have a proven track record of winning most of der e-fights, but if you feel u are good, u can start with them, all i can wish u is good luck

4. Contest in Mr/Mrs Nairaland, This one gives u automatic popularity but be ready to go thru d rigors and stress d competition puts you thru... But like they say, the end justifies the means...



So if u are ready to make urself known, why dont you follow one of dis path and see how ur popularity piles up...

hmmm

No. 4 tho. . I disagree