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What A Silly Mistake! by rewescos(m): 11:10pm On Jul 06, 2015
Gosh!.. Ive really messed up!!☹☹
I saw a catholic sister last night
and i decided to
give her a lift in my car. As the car
was moving, i placed my hand
on the sister's laps pretending i
was looking for the gear lever.
The sister looked at me and
said; "Matthew chapter 7 verse
7" and I quickly removed my
hand. After a short time, I placed
my hand again on the sister's lap and
the sister said to me again
"matthew7 verse 7" i nervously
removed my hand.The sister
reached her destination and got
off the car, and she looked
at me again and said
"So you don't read your Bible!"
And when i got home, I
opened my Bible to Matthew
7verse7 and it says"ASK AND IT
SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO YOU"...
Suddenly, i shouted; Oh! Ive bleeped up!!!
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