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What A Silly Mistake! by rewescos(m): 11:10pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Gosh!.. Ive really messed up!!☹☹ I saw a catholic sister last night and i decided to give her a lift in my car. As the car was moving, i placed my hand on the sister's laps pretending i was looking for the gear lever. The sister looked at me and said; "Matthew chapter 7 verse 7" and I quickly removed my hand. After a short time, I placed my hand again on the sister's lap and the sister said to me again "matthew7 verse 7" i nervously removed my hand.The sister reached her destination and got off the car, and she looked at me again and said "So you don't read your Bible!" And when i got home, I opened my Bible to Matthew 7verse7 and it says"ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO YOU"... Suddenly, i shouted; Oh! Ive bleeped up!!! —Kindly SHARE this to put a smile on someones face. |
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