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Funny Facts U Never Knew About by law3nity2: 10:02am On Jul 07, 2015 |
It is impossible to lick your elbow. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? A. One thousand Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common? A. All invented by women. Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil? A. Honey In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase......... "goodnight, sleep tight." It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon". Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest. An old law in Bellingham, Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing! The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from public libraries. If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death. (Who was the sadist who discovered this??) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. ~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~~~~~~~~ At least 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Facts U Never Knew About by winetapper: 10:09am On Jul 07, 2015 |
another fact... Seun's has many workers but he pays only Few.. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Facts U Never Knew About by Emeraldcute(f): 10:36am On Jul 07, 2015 |
law3nity2: |
Re: Funny Facts U Never Knew About by ladyju(f): 9:29pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
Wow!! Nice op |
Re: Funny Facts U Never Knew About by Samiceman: 10:46pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
I just licked my elbow joor.... I hereby declare this thread false! |
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