I know this might be strange to your hearing but its true. I use to know a strange girl when I was younger, she was fund of bulling all the boys in the area. she was so strong that she could fight four boys at the same time and defeats them anyway. at times when I had problems with the big boys in the area, I would call her to fight for me, and when she shows up, the boys become scared and let me be, but that was when we were barely 12 to 16 years. so my dad got transferred and we had to leave the state to a new location. few years later we had to meet again at college were coincidentally we were offering the same course. happily we shouted and embraced each other. that was our first year at school so we became friends. from time to time, we started becoming closer and closer till my girlfriend who I knew before meeting her again started becoming uncomfortable with the closeness. I never knew she had fallen in love with me, I just took her as a childhood friend which I thought we were until our third year in school when she started behaving funny. she started changing up in my presence and was even asking me at times to help scrub her back in the bathroom, which I refused. although I had several issues with my girlfriend because my old girlfriend keeps buying most of my time all in the name of some extra curriculum activities. so one good day, we hanged out together at a bar when a huge guy tried to intimidate me and my friends, I was shocked when she dragged the guy and bit him so much that he found himself in the gutter so close to the bar. other girls and guys were busy clapping and cheering her up, while I was so surprised that she could still be that strong even when we were grown up. so we had to leave before the police came. I had to follow her to her place because it was already late. my friend who was driving dropped us at her place, so I couldn't call my girl to tell her I would be spending the night at her place because she wouldn't love the idea, so I decided to keep it to myself. although I never had anything in mind to do with her that night, but how could I have known what's coming my way that night. she had a small bed that was meant for two so I told her I would prefer sleeping on the floor. she asked me to sleep on the bed that she enjoys sleeping on the floor. I agreed, and confidently pulled my cloths, kept them well and was left with only an under shot(boxers). suddenly we started discussing and she told me she had dated several guys in the past, but they barely last for a month, but she doesn't know why we both have understandings. so she came close to me and told me she loves me and wants me to lie with her. I was a bit confused for several seconds and the only thing I could say is ''why''. then she asked ''why what''. I told her I couldn't do it, that I liked her as a friend and not otherwise. suddenly she pulled down her nighty and was staked naked before me. I was scared and shy, so I started looking around, cause I knew she was stronger than me. (story continues later).

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continue

I hate lies God dammit!

Nollywood.

Bros dey sharp...ma know how far Abeg

Cant read this dear

Can you edit this post to include paragraphs

Please

Audience have heard of Lai Mohammed?

Nice fiction though.

XavierBlue

Nice fiction though.

XavierBlue

XavierBlue:
Nice fiction though.


XavierBlue

how do you get a signature

or do you just write that every time

Gurgle:

how do you get a signature
or do you just write that every time

i can't decipher, pls elaborate.

XavierBlue

XavierBlue:
i can't decipher, pls elaborate.


XavierBlue

Ok I understand it now

I thought you had an automated signature but you just type "XavierBlue" every time you post right

Lol make I no just derail this thread.

Cutehector:
Lol make I no just derail this thread.

lol. Let try



XavierBlue

Oga jerry, Weldon

Gurgle:


Ok I understand it now

I thought you had an automated signature but you just type "XavierBlue" every time you post right

i never type, i won't be so fast.


XavierBlue

Cutehector:
Lol make I no just derail this thread.

Let see if your derailing will be more interesting and real, cause op has ended his story already and hin dey lie

XavierBlue:
i never type, i won't be so fast.


XavierBlue

well paste then. you know what I mean. is your name really Xavier? its nice

if she Bueatifull u go give thanks giving for Church.... But if she wowow... u cut off ur dick trowe am...

Will read and comment.. When this boring lecturer is out!

Gurgle:


well paste then. you know what I mean. is your name really Xavier? its nice

nice? i feel your sarcasm though. Thanks for the compliment.
Ya. Am Xavier, is your name really Gurgle?



XavierBlue

XavierBlue:
nice? i feel your sarcasm though. Thanks for the compliment.
Ya. Am Xavier, is your name really Gurgle?



XavierBlue

I wasn't being sarcastic but I can see you are never mind

Gurgle:


I wasn't being sarcastic but I can see you are never mind

you're funny. i thought you were being sarcastic. Hope you ain't offended?


XavierBlue

XavierBlue:
you're funny. i thought you were being sarcastic. Hope you ain't offended?


XavierBlue

not at all

XavierBlue:
lol. Let try



XavierBlue

the first step in derailing a thread is to post smth sarcastic.. Smth dat will shift d attention of commenters to ur post.. For example.

Evry girls pants smells shit shit.

Go report to nearest police station nd nearest hospital for hiv test

Gurgle:


not at all

aiit. Sorry for your exams though, just keep focus next time. Hope you decipher what am saying?


XavierBlue

Cutehector:
the first step in derailing a thread is to post smth sarcastic.. Smth dat will shift d attention of commenters to ur post.. For example.

Evry girls pants smells shit shit.

hahahahahah. Crazy lecturer.

For example. Miss pant smell shit shit hope i got it right



XavierBlue

XavierBlue:
aiit. Sorry for your exams though, just keep focus next time. Hope you decipher what am saying?


XavierBlue

thanks yeah I understand. its just hard sometimes you know

Gurgle:


thanks yeah I understand. its just hard sometimes you know

ya. Life was designed to be so, it only determination that ill keep you forward. Best wishes.


XavierBlue

markidoo:
Audience have heard of Lai Mohammed?

no, is he a musician?