link i culled it from is below.


1. Thrusting your pelvis like you're Magic Mike
himself. Dude, you are not having sex with my
mouth or doing some kind of Magic Mike sex
dance where my mouth is a fedora you're
putting over your penis and gyrating into, but
also that is dangerous. Trust me, this whole
thing will be a lot more fun if I have no desire
to reflexively bite your penis off.

2. Staring like we're putting on a porn show for
you. I don't expect you to stare at the wall like
you're watching a 20/20 documentary, but
staring at me creepily like I'm part of a peep
show that's happening in real time is really
throwing me.

3. Pushing our heads down. Don't do this. Ever.
I am not kidding. Porn has lied to you, bro. We
hate this, it chokes us, it's scary, never do this
ever. I swear I would not lie to you.

4. Petting our heads like we're a dog. You
probably think it's reassuring, like I'll think I'm
doing a good job, but just tell me that with
words or moans or something that doesn't
make me feel like I'm an animal who lives at
your parents' house who just brought you your
slippers.

Just sitting there like a teen boy who's not
sure what to do with his hands in this situation.
If you like your balls played with, I don't care if
you go play with them while I'm doing other
stuff. I only have so many things I can do at
once and honestly, blow jobs are like juggling
scarves but in your mouth somehow. God, I
pray no circus performer makes that an actual
thing.

6. Farting before, during, or after. This should
go without saying, but I've had friends who
have told me this has happened to them and the
guy acted like it was totally cool. I get it, things
happen, bodies are bodies, but just do your best
because my nose is 3 inches from your anus.

7. Demanding a Mouth Action (ever, but especially)
because we're on our period. I'm sorry nature
has rendered my body a virtual car wreck of
blood, pain, and emotions, but I don't owe you
shit. If you're going to refuse period sex, I hear
masturbating is nice.

8. Guilting us for not swallowing. Male ejaculate
does not taste great and it is literally designed
to coat your throat and stay there forever until
it impregnates you. Or ... well, you get the idea.

9. Stifling our creativity. Telling me what you
like and what's working is good, but giving me
an 18-page manual of Ikea instructions on how
you want me to handle your junk is super
unnecessary.

www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a36336/blow-job-things-guys-need-to-stop-doing/

OmaBliss:
I don't understand..

how come? it's self-explanatory

OmaBliss:
Meaning?

meaning it's not that hard to comprehend

Therz more to life than blowjobbs you know, making money, doing good and living good.

Chaii! Been a while since i got a good head oo

Gay guys still does mouth job better than the ladies

..

RedCard1:
Gay guys still does mouth job better than the ladies

And how would u know this?

RedCard1:
Gay guys still does mouth job better than the ladies

OMG, are u gay?

Bj...on a nigerian man?! Eeeew...only if he's ebuka obi-uchendu

ahsekeena:
Bj...on a nigerian man?! Eeeew...only if he's Jacksparrow071.2

Jacksparrow0712:

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!


Yeah,I actually laughed that hard.


I'm sure ur not like all the other nigerian men

Could happen.

I'll gladly welcome the idea
I don't kiss and tell.

ahsekeena:



Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!


Yeah,I actually laughed that hard.


I'm sure ur not like all the other nigerian men

Could happen.

Jacksparrow0712:
I'll gladly welcome the idea
I don't kiss and tell.

Yea,exactly what a ex-lover told me ,next thing I had a sex tape

_sextape?

ahsekeena:




Yea,exactly what a ex-lover told me ,next thing I had a sex tape

Jacksparrow0712:
_sextape?

...

Rubbish!!

Chisuzzzzzzz! . Can I get link to the tape?

ahsekeena:

Im guilty of 1,2 &4.
As for 9 most girls always ask me to tell them how I want it.
Cant blame me. Besides most girls I meet are not good at it.
Only 1 person has been able to take me over the edge

Jacksparrow0712:
Chisuzzzzzzz! . Can I get link to the tape?

Lmao

O lawd! U won't kill me ooo.

So that's the best u could do,ask for the link?



Smh,ur baaaad.

It's not what you think. I just don't believe it happened. So I need to see the video

ahsekeena:



Lmao

O lawd! U won't kill me ooo.

So that's the best u could do,ask for the link?



Smh,ur baaaad.

Jacksparrow0712:
It's not what you think. I just don't believe it happened. So I need to see the video

Lol,and if it happend,u won't mind watching abi??



Well,maybe it happened,maybe it didn't.

What's ur real name,hope u don't mind my asking.

No I don't mind. And my name is JACK


Yours?

ahsekeena:



Lol,and if it happend,u won't mind watching abi??



Well,maybe it happened,maybe it didn't.

What's ur real name,hope u don't mind my asking.

Jacksparrow0712:
No I don't mind. And my name is JACK


Yours?

Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.


Jack fell down and jill straddled him......... Cool name


I'm kesha. Ahsek is kesha spelt backwards.

Oh! That nursery rhymes

Kesha! Sweet name

BTW, you lied to me in the first place about how you came up with your moniker

ahsekeena:



Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.


Jack fell down and jill straddled him......... Cool name


I'm kesha. Ahsek is kesha spelt backwards.

Jacksparrow0712:
Oh! That nursery rhymes

Kesha! Sweet name

BTW, you lied to me in the first place about how you came up with your moniker

Nope,that's how I came about it.


Ahsek-kesha then eena

It was a diff story. You told me the 'ah' was added just for aesthetic purpose. Anyways, that all gone

You live in lAg or Abj?

ahsekeena:




Nope,that's how I came about it.


Ahsek-kesha then eena