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My Encouter With 419s by shawnfamous(m): 1:22am On Jul 12, 2015 |
Ok! Just three days ago, on my way to Iyare park travelling. I was with my dad and my uncle and then we crossed from my home to iyare park,not dat far! As we were walking to the park,i was with my big bags including my dad's own 2! I slowly walked there because of the weight of the bags! My dad nd uncle where at the front! Suddenly one Nigga came putting on a Black cloth with blue jeans and a palm! On his clothes were french writtings ! I wouldnt understand. He came to me saying : 419: Bros abeg where i dey.... Me: ah ah(**na dream u dey ni**??as dat went tru my mind) Iyana ipaja na! 419: jesu'' What is ifana ipajo?? Me: (I laughed a bit and i fully knew he wasnt a nigerian++if ah hear++) baba na there u dey so! Nigeria 419: jesu! Pls abeg no kill me,na wharf i dey,wen i sleep for one bus and na here i find my self.i no knw any body for nigeria Me: (whaat what on earth will make u sleep like that from apapa to iyanaipaja??) Heya but for nigeria here we nor dey kill people! N:B: when talking with this guy i already passed the park with the bags still bouncing and panting+***+ 419: please i no know weda u fit help me,i get tablets,phones-blackberry,android and other beta fones' GIVE ME ANY AMOUNT MAKE YOU CARRY AM! ME: ehn Any Amount?? And i said to my self me ke Any amount If i no go gba dis guy 2dai call me bastard! 419: Yes,walai ! Pls na the money i need ma tk go bak! Me: Show me the Stuffs na ma see am 419: E DEY MY AUNTY SHOP for that complex(pointing at shop) Immediately Another guy came from our back asking me what he was saying! 419 (2) : wetin do dis guy 419: abeg mk una no kill me na(about crying) ME: No one is killing you naw;ehn ehn bros the guy talk sey him sleep 4get body 4 wharf come ressurect 4 here ooo 419: pls bros{419 (2)} abeg i get some tabs and phones with laptops abeg gv me any Money so i fit go bak 419 (2): OLORUN O,opportunity aye! Omoyi ti goh are eh(dis duy don dull him self) U Remember when he said it was in his Aunty's shop abi Very good! We were still walking ooo i asked to confirm agn where the stuffs were! He said his aunty'shop! And i told him hw cm its in ur aunty's shop when u told me u dnt knw any1 in nigeria and u slept in a bus and it conveyed u here! The other 419 interrupted and said 419(2): fiyenle jeka lo wo no!(live that alone,lets go and see it first) i retorted and said rara ooo(no oo) i started telling the bros that that guy was a 419 ooo unknown 2 me that they were together! ...they were both silent nd d bros confused me bt i resisted My phone rang....... ME: oh dad is calling,ve to go now BOTH 419s:Na GOD save you nii... See pikin 1 buy tab for any amount..na so dem dey buy am niii ME:Waka! na Motor Go jam una,ur story no even sweet. Now already Running! Dad;boy where re u Me: Daddy m coming ooo Dad: where ve u bin since,i bought ur ticket and d vehicle is about moving Me:ah coming nw(i was jogging like someone who was competing 4 the olympics) Dad:5mins afta** Angry this time* where exactly are you** Me: (as a sharp guy na i just lied,u remember what happened in home alone when the guy followed another man who he tought was his father??) daddy sorry i followed sm1 who wore the same cloth as u did i just followed him not knwing it wasnt u..and precise i dnt knw iyare park Dad:Extremely ANGRY! What do u min by u dont know Iyare park?? N.B when i come from sch i take iyare park everyday and my house nt far from it ME: ok dad i ve seen you i am coming(i didnt see him o) Dad: ok shawnfamous delayed even after 15 mins and when i got there i solemnly begged my uncle! MY father didnt say a word to me till we Got to benin! Lalasticlala pls let them know this |
Re: My Encouter With 419s by Nobody: 1:28am On Jul 12, 2015 |
And u know ehn? Some people will still fall for this scam tomorrow. If anyone approaches me on the street and I hear "please sister where is-", I just look away and shout "ask okada man abeg". Touch and follow is in town too. |
Re: My Encouter With 419s by damijah(m): 3:27am On Jul 12, 2015 |
Lol., nice gist.u r lucky man, some get jazz |
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