One day, in line at the company cafeteria, dani1luv says to 7low behind him, 'My elbow hurts like heck. I guess I'd better see a doctor.'

'Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,' 7low replies.

'There's a diagnostic computer down at Value-Mart . Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it.  It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A lot cheaper than a doctor.'

So, dani1luv deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Value-Mart.

He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Value-Mart.'

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, dani1luv began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample for good measure.

dani1luv hurries back to Value-Mart, eager to check the results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1 Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo,  (Aisle 7)

3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.

4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer.

5 . If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better!

Thank you for shopping @ Value-Mart

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hmmmm

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Nice one there

cece84:

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Y-HU§TL£R:

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Why so many laughing errors?

It's always so at the top

F*ckin' awesome. . .