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Dear Guys by Nobody: 6:20am On Jul 12, 2015
If a girl really likes you, she wont care if you're poor, because she isn't with you cause of the money. If for anything, she makes her own money so she can take care of herself. " So what if you don't make a lot of money? You feel bad cause you can't take her to a nice restaurant? No big deal, you guys can cook something at home & eat it next to each other instead of being across the table. You feel bad cause you can't take her to the movies? No big deal, wait till the Disk comes out, cause it'll be the same movie then. " You feel bad cause you can't buy her something nice that's expensive? No big deal, cause she isn't a materialistic girl & she can spoil herself since she makes her own money. Don't worry about not having a lot of money, cause that isn't important when you have a simple girl with simple needs.. and those simple needs are for you to be honest & faithful to her & You can do all that for free. " Remember, every guy should hustle... there is no dignity in begging
Re: Dear Guys by robinicule(m): 6:21am On Jul 12, 2015
Re: Dear Guys by jerflakes(m): 6:25am On Jul 12, 2015
Youngtony:
If a girl really likes you, she wont care if
you're poor,
because she isn't with you cause of the
money.
If for anything, she makes her own money so she can take care of herself.
"
So what if you don't make a
lot of money?
You feel bad cause
you can't take her to a nice restaurant? No big deal,
you guys can cook something at home &
eat
it next to each other instead of being
across the table. You feel bad
cause you can't take her to the movies? No big deal, wait till the Disk
comes out, cause it'll be the same movie
then.
"
You feel bad cause you
can't buy her something nice that's expensive?
No big deal, cause she
isn't a materialistic girl & she can spoil
herself
since she makes her
own money. Don't worry about not having a lot of money, cause that
isn't important when you have a simple
girl
with simple needs..
and those simple needs are for you to be
honest & faithful to her & You can do all that for
free.
"
Remember, every guy should hustle...
there is no dignity in begging

Is this meant to be funny?

Its in the jokes section.
Re: Dear Guys by Haurmeday25(m): 6:25am On Jul 12, 2015
Issokay
Re: Dear Guys by CallMeMadMan: 6:28am On Jul 12, 2015
Na joke be this? This OP Na mad person grin
Re: Dear Guys by Tallesty1(m): 6:46am On Jul 12, 2015
CallMeMadMan:
Na joke be this? This OP Na mad person grin
Your partnersmiley
Re: Dear Guys by 9aijaboi(m): 6:51am On Jul 12, 2015
That's your opinion and not a fact... Nothing is free even in Freetown..
Re: Dear Guys by mytime24(f): 7:01am On Jul 12, 2015
I need sme1 to follow mi waka cme here,
If not make i do U-turn sharp sharp
Re: Dear Guys by CallMeMadMan: 9:10am On Jul 12, 2015
Tallesty1:
Your partnersmiley
Am a mad man but I no be mumu like this stupid OP grin
Re: Dear Guys by CallMeMadMan: 9:13am On Jul 12, 2015
mytime24:
I need sme1 to follow mi waka cme here, If not make i do U-turn sharp sharp
See mumu mad woman grin
Re: Dear Guys by mytime24(f): 9:19am On Jul 12, 2015
CallMeMadMan:

See mumu mad woman grin
ur moniker don settle ur matter
Re: Dear Guys by CallMeMadMan: 9:27am On Jul 12, 2015
mytime24:
ur moniker don settle ur matter
Shut up and receive blessings from god of madness! grin
Re: Dear Guys by mytime24(f): 9:36am On Jul 12, 2015
CallMeMadMan:

Shut up and receive blessings from god of madness! grin
madman

Re: Dear Guys by CallMeMadMan: 9:40am On Jul 12, 2015
mytime24:
madman
god of madness shall visit and bless you for hailing me grin
Re: Dear Guys by Nobody: 12:28pm On Jul 12, 2015
mytime24:
madman
Mytime!! leave him alone..Ajimobi no dey talk as he dey talk, and terry_g no dey smoke the weed him dey smoke! i mean he's original madman.

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