EXPERIENCE MATTERS. If you think say you be GOVERNOR, PMB ma na Governor befor. If you think say you be MINISTER, PMB don do Minister befor. If you think say you be POLITICIAN, PMB contest an elections four times for three different political Parties. If you think na SECURITY you be, ha PMB na Army General o. If you think say you be HEAD of Government agency, PMB na PTF chairman befor. If you think say you be TRADITIONAL RULER, PMB na him be de BAYAJIDDA of Daura. If you think say you be FARMER, PMB too de rear Cows. If you think say you be THIEF, LOOTER OR SQUANDER, you should know water dey quench fire, PMB na Mai Gaskiya him be. If you think you be TERRORIST, na PMB defeated Maitatsine. If you think say you be WAYO, WURURU OR CHUWA CHUWA MAN, toh you are on your own o, PMB belongs to nobody. If you think you be ACADEMICIAN, PMB' deputy na Professor. If you think say you be LAWYER, Hin Deputy na SAN If you think say you be NIGERIAN, na PMB be de President. Wetin you fit do?

if u tink say u be PDPite..PMB na combination of ACN, CPC nd APGA

if u tink say u be thief...PMB na soldier

if u think say u be hater...PMB na liker

LMAO... This is Fvcking hilarious. Wailing wailers una don hear abi?

Hmmm

If u think say u dull pass,na lie.PMB na d no.1 dullard presently

Yu can study him bt yu wont graduate. #fact

If you say you be basket mouth, pmb is the best comedian in Africa.

abegi. no b only Hausa dey here o

If you think say you slow PMB na snail
If you think say you be clueless, PMB na dullard
If you think say you dull PMB NA DULLARDINO
If you think say you no knw book PMB na daft
If you think say you be g boi thief PMB na fraud
If you think say u Sabi thief PMB na head of corruption
If you think say u dey pity thief wey them catch. PMB get them as friends ("abacha is not corrupt"-PMB

Not funny

Paschal001:
Not funny

IYO

Complete package, PMB has it all. He is indeed blessed and Nigeria is past changing for good, all thanks to him.