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Annual Sallah Gift. Hillarious by Nobody: 7:35am On Jul 13, 2015
I Have Begun my annual Distribution of SALLAH GIFTs as usual, PLEASE MEET THE REQUIREMENT BELOW TO GET YOURS..
1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy). 2. One Valid Identification Card. 3. Police Report that you have never committed any crime in ur life.
4. International Passport (if you don't have one, go and get it). 5. Marriage Certificate (if married) 6. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs).
7. Picture Of Us (to prove that we are close).
8. 4Copies Of 2x2 Pics (blue background).
9. Report Card/Result sheet ( for students and undergraduates only).
10. Provide Drivers license (if any)
11 Provide your CGPA (must not be less than 3.7) 12. Write an Essay (Explain why I should
give you the Sallah present)......not less
than 800 words.
-with proper margin.
-correct English grammar.
-use green pen... NB- Submit your application on or b4
tomorrow.
Re: Annual Sallah Gift. Hillarious by hawk05(m): 7:37am On Jul 13, 2015
undecided
Re: Annual Sallah Gift. Hillarious by ikbnice(m): 7:38am On Jul 13, 2015
what abt doctor's report?
Re: Annual Sallah Gift. Hillarious by Nobody: 7:42am On Jul 13, 2015
ikbnice:
what abt doctor's report?
Nah, m nt that wicked grin grin grin , i dont nid it
Re: Annual Sallah Gift. Hillarious by Tintinnoty(m): 7:43am On Jul 13, 2015
this joke is as old as creation
Re: Annual Sallah Gift. Hillarious by Nobody: 7:45am On Jul 13, 2015
Tintinnoty:
this joke is as old as creation
I see angry angry
Re: Annual Sallah Gift. Hillarious by Tintinnoty(m): 7:49am On Jul 13, 2015
lexiconkabir:
I see angry angry
so u got the gut to quote me this early momo abi? continue
Re: Annual Sallah Gift. Hillarious by Hysaac(m): 7:57am On Jul 13, 2015
Tintinnoty:
this joke is as old as creation
how old is creation..my gf tells me dt evrytym...is it a guD tin
Re: Annual Sallah Gift. Hillarious by Nobody: 8:22am On Jul 13, 2015
undecided
Re: Annual Sallah Gift. Hillarious by Nobody: 8:41am On Jul 13, 2015
Tintinnoty:
so u got the gut to quote me this early momo abi? continue
angry angry Since u asked me to continue
Re: Annual Sallah Gift. Hillarious by Nobody: 8:46am On Jul 13, 2015
Hysaac:
how old is creation..my gf tells me dt evrytym...is it a guD tin
creation is X yrs old, X ranges from zero to infinity. grin grin grin

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