GatorLink:

I won't lie to you ohhhh, he has a harem of his own. packed with dozens of gypsies to satisfy him whenever.

My doug gotz baby mams all over the place like sand on the beach

U dont say??

I like so had a hunch all along!!

dayokanu:

Toyosi, iro ni won npa mo mi .

I no get anyone oh. You wan make I open thread for Toyosi ni?

Ummm. . . .okies i hear u oo . . . . pls dont open anything oo, na beg i dey abeg.

Toyosi,

I dont understand Nike again oh. Why is she doing this to me na. DOnt mid her oh I am ready to tell the whole world infact climb the Empire State to announce it.

Ummm. . . .okies i hear u oo . . . . pls dont open anything oo, na beg i dey abeg.

Good I don know how to catch you now

Bro dayo, you better dnt try it o.

Or I'll tell TOYOSI where you were all throughout yest.

dayokanu:

Toyosi,

I dont understand Nike again oh. Why is she doing this to me na. DOnt mid her oh I am ready to tell the whole world infact climb the Empire State to announce it.

The Empire State building??

Oya i hear you oo, no wahala too, 

dayokanu:

Good I don know how to catch you now

That'll be big time blackmail oo, abi dont u think so ni??

GatorLink:

Bro dayo, you better dnt try it o.

Or I'll tell TOYOSI where you were all throughout yest.

Thanks o jare, i know u always gat me back sis!!

Of course I gotz your back,baby.

He thinks he can get away with it. . . .

Dnt mess with my sis o

Toyosi baby,

Dont mind Nike jare.

See wetin she dey talk for here

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-244513.128.html#msg3565391

She wan make I commit incest. I think we should solemnize the whole thing So Nike would play the good sister-in-law hence forth

Ahhhhhhhh oti ba temi je!

TOYOSI, I can explain na. . . .you see, what happened was. . . .and by the time I could. . . .but you see. . . .I was


Hope you understand

Both of u arent serious oo, im watching u closely!!

And this:

Dayo mi, oko mi, lover mi, Ololufe mi. . . .

Let's forgot david and ajoke right now.

It's our time to drift into our own sea of passion. . . .to drawn in it and fly to the highest climax.

They say that the mountain tops reach high to the sky, they're yet to know that our climax reach past the heaven.

Oh dear, think about it, dream about it. I can see it. . . . it'd be a crime not to touch it. . . .

Jut give me the green light

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-244513.160.html#msg3565420

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As for me (EYO) During a first date, I can actually form not fart in fronna my date, but when the going gets going, I do always fart in the presence of my date, but s for going to the toilet or eating the normal I do at home, that is not just a problem, its all about being you. But I find it very disgusting when guys/girls form on such ocassions.
It makes it even worse for some people when they are with a group of girls and guys, even when the shiiiitt don hold body, them no go gree go, I have heard a gist of a guy that scattered the whole event place when him shit for body, it was a total disaster.

Another one is, you go to a wedding or a party like with friends, and you guys are sitting on a long row of table, and there are people you dont know sitting in from of you, after being served, they'll wait for someone to pick up the spoon and start eating, then after lyk 3 minutes, they'll start too, as for me, once the plate dey land, i dey eat sharp sharp, some people where dey form reach, spoon go fall from them hand, or make juice or drink mistakenly splash for table due to lack of confidence/shy/inferiority complex.

I was with my new date yesterday, took her out for TFC, she did not eat more than 5 spoons of the rice, and the chicken was like how it was served, I knew I had to work on she getting used to me, cos me don finish my food before time be time.

As for me (EYO) During a first date, I can actually form not fart in fronna my date, but when the going gets going, I do always fart in the presence of my date, but s for going to the toilet or eating the normal I do at home, that is not just a problem, its all about being you. But I find it very disgusting when guys/girls form on such ocassions.
It makes it even worse for some people when they are with a group of girls and guys, even when the shiiiitt don hold body, them no go gree go, I have heard a gist of a guy that scattered the whole event place when him shit for body, it was a total disaster.

Another one is, you go to a wedding or a party like with friends, and you guys are sitting on a long row of table, and there are people you dont know sitting in from of you, after being served, they'll wait for someone to pick up the spoon and start eating, then after lyk 3 minutes, they'll start too, as for me, once the plate dey land, i dey eat sharp sharp, some people where dey form reach, spoon go fall from them hand, or make juice or drink mistakenly splash for table due to lack of confidence/shy/inferiority complex.

I was with my new date yesterday, took her out for TFC, she did not eat more than 5 spoons of the rice, and the chicken was like how it was served, I knew I had to work on she getting used to me, cos me don finish my food before time be time.