computer Joke :

HARD-DISK Woman:[/b]She remembers everything, FOREVER.

[b]RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

SCREENSAVER Woman:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

SERVER Woman:
Always busy when you need her.

E-MAIL Woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE";
When you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources

MULTIMEDIA Woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.

Internet women: she provides all the information u need irrespective of your discipline.

EXCEL Woman:
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

WINDOWS Woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

CD-ROM Woman:
She is always faster and faster.

laptop woman:
She's always mobile to get along wit u.

java woman:
she's always compatible with any situation/environment.

sql woman:
  she cross link you,  love-vendor in you, manipulate u, package u and insert u where u belong.

Web woman : very responsible because she change your usefulnes.

PHP women: The world likes her because she's change your lifestyle, flexible and secure.

Hmmmmm.... nice.

skima:

.........EXCEL Woman:[/b]
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.
............

what are they? ? ?

Hahaha Kip wondering.
@poster
Nice one there

puleeze stop yabbn us haba abi na becuz u ugly

ROM MAN
Only hears the conotative meaning of words
Never the denotative

JAVA MAN
Goes into all C**t

JUNK EMAIL MAN
Always offering unwanted services

SEARCH ENGINE MAN
Never satisfies. It just browse

@ iody tx