Applaner:
I blame Buhari

can't u at least use ur head for once. I sure say na ur test script be that

Jesus is the answer for the third person.
Ha!!

ikbnice:
The teachers who taught these students are the one who really failed.

Don't say that. If you have taught before, you'll know that no matter how hard you try, some pupils will remain daft... I remember during my NYSC, I asked the difference between a laptop and a desktop in a class test, and an SS1 student put these exact words as his answer:
"Desktop is the one that is used in the office and laptop is the one that is used for yahoo yahoo"

I marked this script

Am so sure the student is from one of the osun state school.

This students must be from borno or osun state. Aregbesola you see your life?

SirLegal:
That student that gave the meaning to MR NIGER D, smashed it.

meaningment

SirLegal:
That student that gave the meaning to MR NIGER D, smashed it.

hahahaha o boy i go stone u o! Lol

seankay:
I marked this script

lol

Williamso:

Don't say that. If you have taught before, you'll know that no matter how hard you try, some pupils will remain daft... I remember during my NYSC, I asked the difference between a laptop and a desktop in a class test, and an SS1 student put these exact words as his answer:
"Desktop is the one that is used in the office and laptop is the one that is used for yahoo yahoo"

LMAO.. that answer is based on observation

Williamso:

Don't say that. If you have taught before, you'll know that no matter how hard you try, some pupils will remain daft... I remember during my NYSC, I asked the difference between a laptop and a desktop in a class test, and an SS1 student put these exact words as his answer:
"Desktop is the one that is used in the office and laptop is the one that is used for yahoo yahoo"

Faints*

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Eleyi gidi gan.buh the boy dull sha

ok

Lol

Lol.

These students need help from above

Williamso:

Don't say that. If you have taught before, you'll know that no matter how hard you try, some pupils will remain daft... I remember during my NYSC, I asked the difference between a laptop and a desktop in a class test, and an SS1 student put these exact words as his answer:
"Desktop is the one that is used in the office and laptop is the one that is used for yahoo yahoo"

i'm a teacher so i know what it means. Atimes, you ask introductory question just to arouse their interest, that's different. But if you want to evaluate or assess them and they give such answer. They are good as not been taught and the teacher has failed.

Rubbish. Some jobless adults are the ones who conjure these things in their mind to write them esp the First and 2nd ones. Which teacher will mark a student's script and ask for the student's pastor?

Crixina:
Don't say that.it's not always true, some of these teachers put in their best. I will always say that there are three people responsible for the failure of a child.

Parents
Society and the
Teacher. You can't just put it all on the teacher.I can go on and on to prove this.
Are you saying there are no brillant students in such a child's class taught by the same teacher?

i understand. But unless a student hasnt attended the class, he shouldn't be givin answers that are off the questions. Those answers are off the track. Agreed, students cant be all brilliant, but if a teacher did what is expected of him, we shouldnt have answers like that even from the dullest of them.

4bobo:


can you imagine the first script 0/30 %. what a heck is that? That teacher needs to be flogged.

i totally agreed with you. That's a woeful performance. The teacher needs to evaluate himself.

daikale:
what is 0/30%, the marker needs a teacher too

see me o. I wonder which school this teacher is

ikbnice:


i understand. But unless a student hasnt attended the class, he shouldn't be givin answers that are off the questions. Those answers are off the track. Agreed, students cant be all brilliant, but if a teacher did what is expected of him, we shouldnt have answers like that even from the dullest of them.

you think so?
Trying teaching in some parts of the north. No offence pls.

jammani:
Na lie, those handwritings are neat and mature for that kind of answer, most especially the first n second pic.

**Spits on thread

U sure set no be u rite am.

Good handwriting does not determine brilliance

AcesIni:
our education system sha...the teachers reply Was epic

seankay:
I marked this script

Indeed That Girl Is Badt Guy

Dis ain't real.. I've seen dis same test script in different sheets n writing.. NB: the question and answer were written by d same person n with d same pen.. Haba. Make we try get small sense. Is dis actually hilarious?.

The teacher in the first pic gave The first student 0/30% ...As in (zero...over...thirty percent)
Percentage as I was taught is 100. Which one be 0/30% again? Who should be blamed? Teacher or student?

ikbnice:
The teachers who taught these students are the one who really failed.

The teacher is a failure if more than 70% of the class is as dull as this student in question.

Somewhere in Ondo state.

If the students are not willing to learn there is nothing the teacher says that will help the students.. They have to be willing.

Crixina:
you think so? Trying teaching in some parts of the north. No offence pls.

yap, i got your point. But O.P didnt specify

iamceejay:
Somewhere in Ondo state.

be specific, which part of Ondo State 'cus that's where I am.