-Obama: Welcome to the United States of America.
-Buhari: Tanqyu.
-Obama: How was your trip your excellecy? Hope it went cool?
-Buhari: It was Pine. No froblem.
-Obama: So tell me, what are your plans to fight corruption?
-Buhari: I have sack army chiefs together with some top gwanment ofisas. Am working with Burecrats to blok wastages and loophole. I will soon begin probing prevous gwanment to recova looted funds. With the meshua I have taking and with 70 percent of Nijeriyans approval of my gwanmant, Kworropshun will be killed and eradicated.
-Obama: You mean Corrosion?
-Buhari: I say Kworropshun.
-Obama: O Corruption. That's great. I remembered you made that statement at the G7 summit.
-Buhari: Yes, I even asked President Michele for sofisticated military gadgets by direct purchase, I dont trust my military ofisas for fear of kworropshun.
-Obama: President Michele? Of where?
-Buhari: President Michele of West Germany.
-Obama: (laughing hard) O no you got that wrong. You are refering to Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany. West and East Germany have been unified since after the cold war.
-Buhari: You are wrong Osama. West Germany is still existing today. I even spoke to Goberchef, President Of USSR about the need to arrest adolf hitler.
-Obama: My name is Obama not Osama. The USSR has collapsed since after the Cold war. That was in the 20th century. We are in the 21st century remember?
-Buhari: Haba, why are you talking like you hav not gon to skul? We are in the 20th century and Goberchef is still the President of USSR. I had a kwanvazashun with him and warned him not to attack Afghanistan. It was a frutful diskwashun.
-Obama (Becoming frusted at the Selinity of Buhari) Well you must be tired after the long flight. Why don't you rest for a while. We will meet in a couple of hours at Toni Blair house.
-Buhari: O yes, that reminds me, when will Margret Thacher demand for the release of Nelson Mandela? That British leader is not doing anyting about apethied in South Afirca.
-Obama: Dont worry Mr Buhari, we will talk properly after you had a good rest.
-Buhari: Ok. I hope President Ronal Regan will join us at Toni bliar house, I want to talk to him about the need to arrest P.W Bother, South Afircan racist leader.
-Obama: (Wanting to end conversation played along) Ok I will let him know.
And Barack Obama went away into his office, saying in his heart; This is going to be a long Night.
I just Hope that papa granpa Buhari will not disgrace Nigeria before Americans and the International community.

Ok

Continue. There is God in every thing you do. He's your president o

He wont do this cos their wil b a translator wt them

@Op U mean your brain empty?

hahahah, dis.z.very funny

muhyeenisce:
@Op U mean your brain empty?

1bunne4lif:
Continue. There is God in every thing you do. He's your president o

So? Who's afraid of him

drss:
So? Who's afraid of him

i'm just joking