I had Just woken up and checked the Time on my Phone. It was 5:30PM. I looked around me. Dammit! I had just Slept off In my Cousin's Smelly Room! How did I sleep Off here? Tiredness and Frustration had something to do with this surely.
I stood up Immediately and Picked up my Power bank and Cell phone. Heard my Mum's Voice In the Parlour and Knew the Coast was clear I went to into the Parlour,greeted her and Dropped the Power bank but was Feeling Something About Boring a Hole on my back. I turned immediately and Surely he was there Looking at me with Bloodshot eyes like he was going to Pounce on me at any moment.
I Ran away from the Room immediately Before he Actually Carries out the Plans in his head. It was not my Fault that I've wasted some years at home and when I taught my worries where over, The School sent me back Home That my Admission Processing was Faulty and Suspicious. Life would have been a bit Easier for me If Dad didn't Come back home cos he was Sick. The Man always looked at me with so much Disdain like I was also the Cause of his Problems.
Not before Long, Food was Ready. Fufu and Pepper Soup. Thank God say my mama Dey alive sef if not, I would Surely be Dead by now in the Hands of that man.
After swallowing my own Portion of Fufu, I was Eating my Allocated Meat and Soup when I saw his Eyes Looking Deeply at me again. I was fed up already! I was angry with my Life so far, the Number of exams I had Written in school before I was sent packing, the Number of Girlfriends I was 'Chyking' already that would surely be Laughing at me now. At that instant, I forgot to Close my eyes Before tearing the meat in my hands and there and then it happened!! I couldn't understand What was happening anymore. The world and everything in it Felt hot! I thought I was already in hell! I remembered Friedplantain's Signature which Read ''If Yoruba Pepper soup enters your eye, Forget it. Go and buy a New Eye''. I was just Screaming like a Mad dog that had Sand in his Mouth! I thought I had Lost my Precious eyes. Is this the Punishment God Had for me For Regularly Viewing Porn? Is this my Price for The times I Used my Eyes to Look at other People's Girlfriend Bumbum Then Came sweet Mother. Before Long, I could start seeing a Little with my Almost Dead eyes. When I looked around me, I saw Mum and My sisters With bowls of water and there Faces Filled with Pity for there Pitiful Son and Brother. My Younger brother was With his Phone Capturing the Whole event For Yotube or Instagram I was sure. And there he was! Swallowing like Nothing ever happened at his Favourite corner.

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FriedPlantain:

Bros Look Your Front

Thank God you didn't loose it...

This Story was not about the Pepper but about the Kind of Father yhu Have

Dharniel:
Thank God you didn't loose it...

Thank God ooo

wordbank:
Ur papa na tight man But u chop d meat finish?

I dey Dull?? Why not?

i hope you give testimony on Sunday

wordbank:
Ur papa na tight man
But u chop d meat finish?

You go Fear Question

this made me laugh

Eyaa...really touching

Don't worry one day jamb will pity you and give you admission...just keep buying their form..don't give up!!!






But 9ja schools and admission palava..
That was how Emma was printing and selling fake admission letters to aspirants for over 150k....this guy sold out fake admissions to more than 15 people (myself included)..heard we were more than 50 victims...thank God during the process of searching for Emma,I met a Man who heard my story and felt pity on me..helped me secure the admission..which this time I got my letter directly from the deans office..

Myself and one other guy were the only 2 victims that got lucky...





Till today..I am still searching for Emma...
Anywhere I see am...I swear my 200k must follow me comot.

Slimzjoe:


You go Fear Question

wordbank:
Na Kpomo abi na liver

Shakky! That one wey dey Drag u as yhu dey Drag am

Awww...how I wish I was there to help. I love helping people because I'm a saint. I would have simply gouged out your eyes with my sword to relieve you of the pain. I hope you pronounced the word 'sword' as 'sohrd'? If not, I'll have to cut off your tongue, just to keep you embarrassing yourself. Again, I'd do this because I'm a saint, so I'm nice.

funny dude

u get luck na Yoruba pepper soup if na calabar one wei dem dey pack like 4 pack of Cameroon pepper put na another story u for give


I smell Front page

Lacomus:
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Lacomus:
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una welldone oo

wordbank:
Omo mehn! How many ur momsy put for u

Bros you go Sabi Derail sha

Rikidony:
funny dude

u get luck na Yoruba pepper soup if na calabar one wei dem dey pack like 4 pack of Cameroon pepper put na another story u for give


I smell Front page

You mean Say I for Don dey Price New Eyes for Market now??

Ragner:


Bros you go Sabi Derail sha

That ur eye never c anything

Ragner:

You mean Say I for Don dey Price New Eyes for Market now??

Ur sockets no for dey conducive for any new eye bro

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Dharniel:
Thank God you didn't loose it...

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Rikidony:
Ur sockets no for dey conducive for any new eye bro

Haha!! Sockets?? That's Worse!

Lol



Thank God you didn't lose it

Missmossy:

r u nt in real life too ni? U r in real life joorh.

By d time u become ma g.f, even though u stay in abuja while i stay in lagos, e go be like say na back of ma house u dey stay.

Reply ma pm lah, we need to talk.

Ehya u n ur dad not in good book,sowi abt that,dnt treat ur children dat way pls

misspicy:
Ehya u n ur dad not in good book,sowi abt that,dnt treat ur children dat way pls

Surely I won't.... Such kind of Relationship is Very Common in This part of the World though