1. The Toilet, best place to eat a stolen meat. 2. Why count your money in front of the ATM? Will you return it if it's incomplete or is there a button that says "incomplete''? 3. It amazes me that people are afraid to talk in the exam room when the question clearly said"Discuss'' 4. Some girls are looking for tall guys with pink lips and six packs when their father is short, potbellied with pommo lips. 5. It is only in Nigeria that a Policeman will stop you and search your phone gallery for blue film. 6. If People Can Use "LOL" Without Even Laughing Surely They Use"I Love You" Without Even Loving You.Be Guided. 7. It is only in Nigeria that when you Walking in the public & someone mistakenly hit you,you touch ur Private Part(Men). 8. It is only In Nigeria that if a Man ask a lady of her fone number it means she want to be Wooed by d Man. 9. You've been Engaged since 2010, till today you're still ENGAGED. MY sister,you're not LORD OF THE RINGS please return that key holder 10. If runs girls don't fail sundays church services I wonder who will? Guys shey I Lie?

Nigeria is a zoo. . .

enimed13 construct this write up for better comprehension

Talented90:
i[talented90] is a zoo. . .

tank god u know