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Hmmmmmm Nah Wah For Rich People Ooh by samusonite: 9:23pm On Jul 17, 2015 |
Hmmm Nawa For all these rich people ooo. I went to see a friend from a very rich family. The maid approached me & asked. MAID: What would u like to have, fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, cappuccino , frapuccino or coffee? ME: Tea pls. MAID: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea or green tea? ME: Ceylon tea pls. MAID: how do u want it, black or white? ME: White. ... MAID: Milk or fresh cream? ME: With milk. MAID: Goat milk or cow milk? ME: Cow’s milk. MAID: Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? ME: Uhm, lemme go with d freezeland cow. MAID: Would u like it with sweetner, sugar or honey? ME: Sugar. MAID: Bee sugar or cane sugar? ME: Cane sugar MAID: White, brown or yellow sugar? ME: Abeg, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water... MAID: Mineral, tap or distilled water? ME: Mineral water. MAID: flavored or non flavored? ME: Infact get me an empty glass! MAID: Do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? ME: Abeg, free me, I go swallow my spit..." 2 Likes |
Re: Hmmmmmm Nah Wah For Rich People Ooh by marshalcarter: 12:00am On Jul 18, 2015 |
So when should I laff |
Re: Hmmmmmm Nah Wah For Rich People Ooh by proficienc(m): 1:01am On Jul 18, 2015 |
Nice one |
Re: Hmmmmmm Nah Wah For Rich People Ooh by Abee79(m): 5:38pm On Jun 08, 2016 |
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