Course: Introduction to Love Mathematics
Course code: ECN 107
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.
1. If a girl is in love for 3 years and at the end, the guy
breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such
love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using
the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in
handling all of them?
3. STATE 5 differences between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa
(skinny) girls.
4. With the aid of a labelled diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the
term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of
your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and
she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and
use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts,
etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it'll take
you to get her back in January.
8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you
don't want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the
percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie
=3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are
single as their marital status states, and 99.9% of the girls
are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY
explain who they are all dating in not less than two
sentences.
10. Draw a table illustrating the predicament of the eX-
president and calculate the efficiency of English his wife
would use on him
N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over[color=#000099][/color]

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