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He Arranged A Birthday Surprise She'll Never Forget. by Jetwld(m): 12:40pm On Jul 18, 2015
Came across this on fb page & decided to share it here with my fellow pps

This guy suspected his wife was cheating. When he learned the truth, he decided to teach her a lesson. What he does is priceless, read below:

"So I had a feeling my wife was cheating as she set off a lot of red flags. Constantly laughing and smiling when texting, saying it was just her mother when I asked. Needing to stay late every night after work. When I'd call in her co-workers said she left hours ago. When I asked her what was going on she'd laugh it off and say it was just something they did to each other at the office all the time.

The last straw to where I knew something was definitely up was when she went out "to get milk" at 11:30 at night and didn't come back until 2 in the morning. Now if there is any words of wisdom I can pass on to others in all my years of experience, it's if you think your significant other is cheating, hire a private investigator. They're good at what they do and they will get some evidence that really helps in the later divorce.

Fast track to her birthday, several months down the road. Now I know what you're thinking, why the hell did I wait months before I confronted her and did it really need to be on her birthday? The answer to the first question is I wanted as much evidence as possible to hand off to my lawyer as well as make arrangements to find a new place to live, etc. Answer to your second question is of course it had to be on her birthday. You see after asking her what she wanted to do on her birthday this year she was rather insisted on me going out of town with my friends as she just had to work anyways and didn't want to be reminded she was aging.

So I know something is up and after finding a bottle of champagne and two glasses hidden in my closet something in me snaps. So I do what any sensible man would have done. I leave and go to my friends house pretending like I am going out of town. While there I call up her mother, father, sister and several of her friends. I tell them how I want to give her a big surprise by sneaking into her room with party streamers, kazoos and a big cake with candles. Sounds fun right?! Well, boy was it.

I had everyone meet me outside our apartment at 8:30 in the morning. We all pile in the elevator (about 8 of us in total); her mother is holding the cake and I'm reminding everyone to be as quiet as they can be. I put my key in and unlock the door; we all sneak in and make our way down the hall towards the bedroom. Each holding a kazoo and her mom holding the cake grinning from ear to ear.

Well as I throw open the door, we all yell surprise!

But the surprise was on us and there was my wife, butt-naked with her lover staring at us wide eyed. Mom drops the cake, sister screams, father begins to shout. I pretend like I'm horrified to which her friends try to push everyone out while yelling at her. My wife, excuse me, ex-wife is sobbing and screaming how could I while the lover is desperately trying to put his pants on while running out of the place.

Needless to say, it was one of the best birthday presents I have ever given."

Did you enjoy this guy's revenge scheme?
Re: He Arranged A Birthday Surprise She'll Never Forget. by neyojoe: 12:41pm On Jul 18, 2015
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Re: He Arranged A Birthday Surprise She'll Never Forget. by SirLegal(m): 12:55pm On Jul 18, 2015
OUTSTANDING, FANTASTIC, WONDERFUL Technique.

This is a clear case of Caught in the Act situation.
Best way to get a Divorce.



In fact, if I was the man, I would have also hired a PHOTOGRAPHER who will capture the events as it unfolded.



Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish.
Re: He Arranged A Birthday Surprise She'll Never Forget. by southernbelle(f): 1:02pm On Jul 18, 2015
cool grin
yea, he was a bit heartless in inviting her dad and mom but we can't blame him

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Re: He Arranged A Birthday Surprise She'll Never Forget. by Skanas(m): 1:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
Hmmmmm breathtaking ah must say...ah duff my cap and off ma shoes for his patience and calmness all de while he knew she was cheating on him....WOMEN!!!! Ah bow and tremble for una...
Re: He Arranged A Birthday Surprise She'll Never Forget. by Nobody: 3:58pm On Jul 18, 2015
southernbelle:
cool grin
yea, he was a bit heartless in inviting her dad and mom but we can't blame him
Thank God u ended ur comment wit "we cant blame him", or else na one kind hot slap i for giv u frm here. "am just joking o"
Re: He Arranged A Birthday Surprise She'll Never Forget. by obinna2nv(m): 5:44pm On Jul 18, 2015
LOL.... That was hilarious, the composure, the calm me in, to plan and execute such revenge. That's a good one.

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