Johnny went to his Dad and asked, "How were the first parent born?"
"This is how it was," his Dad said. "God created the first man Adam along with a woman Eve, they both gave birth to children and their children gave birth, and they started multiplying."
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To be more convinced, he went ahead and asked his Mum.
His Mum told him, "You see, Man evolved from the Ape Family and they kept transforming till they became human beings."
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The confused Johnny went back to his Dad, "Mum said Man evolved from monkeys, how is that possible?" He asked.
"Dont mind her" His Dad responded. "She is talking about her own family side"

http://www.jam4naija.com/2015/07/jokes-of-day_18.html?m=1

bruhahahaha.......when your dad is a pastor and your mum is a nurse.

Is dis supposed 2 b a joke or wat#op i kan do beta dan dis