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Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by Amustical(m): 5:07pm On Jul 19, 2015
Pls Friend i need ur Advice;; Last night wen I was asleep, I mistakenly forgot to close my mouth & a RATentered my stomach through my mouth...

The RAT has been disturbing my stomach since morning.... It has eaten all d food left in my stomach & now eatin my intestine...
Please should I swallow CAT to kill d RAT or should I take RAT poison...
Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jul 19, 2015
Hian. Nawaa
Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by Youngmolis: 5:11pm On Jul 19, 2015
grin take rat poison

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Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by Amustical(m): 5:12pm On Jul 19, 2015
Are u from china?
AwesomelyMade:
Hian. Nawaa
Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by Amustical(m): 5:14pm On Jul 19, 2015
If e kill me nko?

Youngmolis:
grin take rat poison
Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by Nobody: 5:15pm On Jul 19, 2015
hmmmm
Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by lordtim001(m): 5:17pm On Jul 19, 2015
Swallow cat, eat rat gum, swallow rat trap and finally take rat poison....CaSe CLosEd!NEXT! ! !
Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by Amustical(m): 5:20pm On Jul 19, 2015
And finally, heaven @ its peak


lordtim001:
Swallow cat, eat rat gum, swallow rat trap and finally take rat poison....CaSe CLosEd!NEXT! ! !
Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by humblelyf(m): 5:20pm On Jul 19, 2015
i suggest u kill urself than comitting sucide

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Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by gwenj(f): 6:03pm On Jul 19, 2015
Use a gun...with a great aim at d rat,u might actually kill it#it always wrk

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Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by sonikstargirl(f): 6:26pm On Jul 19, 2015
u should properly use knife to cut ur stomach and bring d rat out and wen u are done just use solo tape or super glue to gum d stomach back... shikina



u can tank me Latagrin grin

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Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by Amustical(m): 6:37pm On Jul 19, 2015
Am smelling journey of no return

gwenj:
Use a gun...with a great aim at d rat,u might actually kill it#it always wrk
Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by Amustical(m): 6:40pm On Jul 19, 2015
Infact na u wise pass! Han han


sonikstargirl:
u should properly use knife to cut ur stomach and bring d rat out and wen u are done just use solo tape or super glue to gum d stomach back... shikina



u can tank me Latagrin grin
Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by sonikstargirl(f): 6:45pm On Jul 19, 2015
I was only trying to help u knowgrin

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Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by mytime24(f): 6:08am On Jul 20, 2015
Take rat poison cook food na only d rat d poision go kill, datz y dem cal am ยด"rat poison" tongue

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