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Open If Only You Want To Laugh by Isi4ever(m): 8:52pm On Jul 19, 2015
LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA,
FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE.
WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF,
THE PILOT SAID......"WELCOME ON BOARD
LADIES & GENTLEMEN MAY I PLEASE INFORM
YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED BY
YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS
IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".
IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE
RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE
PROFESSOR IBRAHIM, WHO SAT COMFORTABLY.
PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS
SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT OF
THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS?
HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED
TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT THIS
PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN
WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE
THE PLANE WIL NOT EVEN MOVE".
Re: Open If Only You Want To Laugh by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jul 19, 2015
still trying 2 get wats funny here
Re: Open If Only You Want To Laugh by Topccy007: 8:59pm On Jul 19, 2015
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Re: Open If Only You Want To Laugh by Faremisodeeq(m): 9:04pm On Jul 19, 2015
Hahhaaahhhhaaaaaa
Re: Open If Only You Want To Laugh by Daughterzion(f): 9:04pm On Jul 19, 2015
Insult
Re: Open If Only You Want To Laugh by sagr(m): 9:29pm On Jul 19, 2015
Lol..dats a smart lecturer..d oda ones dnt even knw wht dey r teaching their students
Re: Open If Only You Want To Laugh by Kelklein(m): 10:10pm On Jul 19, 2015
EroticAngelina:
still trying 2 get wats funny here
...laugh for Christ sake! grin

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