She's only going through stomach transformation...

another one.

good thing you all possess stomachs.

acenazt:
Lol na so one chick Wey dey form British accent for campus been do ohh. that day she dey waka dey make call naim she mistakenly miss step enta gutter as she enta she scream chineke guys come turn look her she come say sorry I meant to say Ooooops.

hahahaha... ...I don die for laugh..

thumbs up to u.

... Op You have killed killed me with laugh.
Who shakara help?

delectablegyal:
An2elect2, u resemble those girls wey no dey go toilet.

LMaO abeg who u be

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nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!!

all this shit is just for u to tell us about ijebu garri may amadioha soda ur yassh

Still remember ALAKADA? Some ladies carry themselves too far.
However soaking garri and groundnut as a student is not limited to poor background students alone.It is generally students' food.
Thank God she even had groundnut.

GodsMercy1:
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share with us here

Why do some ladies hype themselves like this ?
Read what happened to me:-

There is this girl in my department always claiming to be a silver-spoon child.

One Thursday morning around 7:30 a.m we were in early morning lecture in the class when I noticed she was feeling feverish and was throwing up, i accompany her outside the class, expecting her to vomit something like Tea & Bread but to my greatest surprise she was vomiting Garri and groundnut, on sighting this, I was pissed off, as if that wasn't enough she increased the anger in me by saying "This can't be!" I asked "How do you mean ?" She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now" At full temper, I just left her outside let her vomit her intestine!

Ojai at it can't be

I laughed mo ass out

people with false lives. Ridiculous.

@OP you no well. You want me to vomit laughter? Did you also taste the garri whether she added enough sugar and satchet cowbell milk. Abi na salt she take drink the garri?

Funny indeed

Naija ladies.....God knows how they think.

Don't learn, after now you will be complaining that there is no job in Nigeria, continue to accompany girls outside to vomit,investigating the type of food they ate while papa and papa are over there trying their best. Nkpi.

But wait oooo,una don stone d op tire

OP is she not a student and human? Bone if she had garrion surfide. Nothing do her.

GodsMercy1:
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share with us here

Why do some ladies hype themselves like this ?
Read what happened to me:-

There is this girl in my department always claiming to be a silver-spoon child.

One Thursday morning around 7:30 a.m we were in early morning lecture in the class when I noticed she was feeling feverish and was throwing up, i accompany her outside the class, expecting her to vomit something like Tea & Bread but to my greatest surprise she was vomiting Garri and groundnut, on sighting this, I was pissed off, as if that wasn't enough she increased the anger in me by saying "This can't be!" I asked "How do you mean ?" She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now" At full temper, I just left her outside let her vomit her intestine!

She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now


ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

GodsMercy1:
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share with us here

Why do some ladies hype themselves like this ?
Read what happened to me:-

There is this girl in my department always claiming to be a silver-spoon child.

One Thursday morning around 7:30 a.m we were in early morning lecture in the class when I noticed she was feeling feverish and was throwing up, i accompany her outside the class, expecting her to vomit something like Tea & Bread but to my greatest surprise she was vomiting Garri and groundnut, on sighting this, I was pissed off, as if that wasn't enough she increased the anger in me by saying "This can't be!" I asked "How do you mean ?" She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now" At full temper, I just left her outside let her vomit her intestine!

lol the same way they will blow guys and clean mouth.

Dats a joke..

Hormoniyi25:
Some girls can lie for africa

and they want a truthful man.

An2elect2:
men too hype themselves...even more

the question is why do ladies hype themselves not can't guys hype themselves.

GodsMercy1:
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share with us here

Why do some ladies hype themselves like this ?
Read what happened to me:-

There is this girl in my department always claiming to be a silver-spoon child.

One Thursday morning around 7:30 a.m we were in early morning lecture in the class when I noticed she was feeling feverish and was throwing up, i accompany her outside the class, expecting her to vomit something like Tea & Bread but to my greatest surprise she was vomiting Garri and groundnut, on sighting this, I was pissed off, as if that wasn't enough she increased the anger in me by saying "This can't be!" I asked "How do you mean ?" She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now" At full temper, I just left her outside let her vomit her intestine!

LOL! Her statement got you this angry that you needed to post it on Nairaland? You dey craze!

Feking liar, this never happened to you, this is a stale campus humor...you no try at all

nairalife2013:
I have an inlaw, a petroleum engr who works with shell, he's married to my cousin who is a medical doc. They have two daughters. Both girls of abt 17 and 19 are studying engineering and medicine in various varsities in nigeria. There's hardly any part of the globe these chaps have not been to! They fly two four!! Even if the journey is between two adjoining states, as far as the places have landing space for aircrafts. Their mom particularly, a resident un health staff in nigeria, is a workaholic who trots the globe with uncommon ease for work and for fun. I first saw an ipad in the kids hands way back before I made a move to procure same for my wife many years later! I personally consider these folks AJEBO to the core!! The only problem I have is that the girls drink garri so much. They can trade anything for halve a cup of garri. Wtf!!!

They're Nigerian through and through. Just because you climb the socioeconomic ladder, doesn't mean you don't yearn for those things you grew up on.

the witches from her village changed the food in her tummy mtchew foolish girls

O bi ka

GodsMercy1:
Saw this on Facebook and wish to share with us here

Why do some ladies hype themselves like this ?
Read what happened to me:-

There is this girl in my department always claiming to be a silver-spoon child.

One Thursday morning around 7:30 a.m we were in early morning lecture in the class when I noticed she was feeling feverish and was throwing up, i accompany her outside the class, expecting her to vomit something like Tea & Bread but to my greatest surprise she was vomiting Garri and groundnut, on sighting this, I was pissed off, as if that wasn't enough she increased the anger in me by saying "This can't be!" I asked "How do you mean ?" She said "This isn't what I ate before coming to school now" At full temper, I just left her outside let her vomit her intestine!

Lol....i cant laff oo! girls can form.... Chai..

An2elect2:
men too hype themselves...even more

how

Freemanan:

Lame joke. Nice try

you do know no one asked for your opinion and no one said it was a joke right? Next time your bitter brain gives ur worthless eyes a command to read something and you don't like it,make sure that the moss filled skull of yours keeps its bitter views to it self. Fool

#merlin na change am #lolzzzzzzz

Chai

This is the tenth time I will be seeing this on NL! Maka why?