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What Will You Do If U Happen To Be In This ? by Ribena02(m): 2:13pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't). When I
got to my fiance's place for dinner,he seemed excited to see
me and exclaimed delightedly "Darling I have a surprise for
you tonight". He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair
at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about
to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me
promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went
to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the
pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my
fiancé was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted
my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud,
but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in
front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the
other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than
cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the
conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic
bombs like this for another few minutes. The pressure was
indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my
freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with
my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on
it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when my
fiancé returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me
if I had peeped through the blindfold, and I assured
him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests including his
Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hands
holding their noses.....
If you were in her shoes, what will you do? |
Re: What Will You Do If U Happen To Be In This ? by Faremisodeeq(m): 2:21pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Cqi qqi kiik ki ki qii sqi skki. LMAO |
Re: What Will You Do If U Happen To Be In This ? by Precious91(m): 2:21pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
My own innocence go bad pass. |
Re: What Will You Do If U Happen To Be In This ? by shammahyaro(f): 2:23pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
lmao |
Re: What Will You Do If U Happen To Be In This ? by Winifred468(f): 2:24pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
O boy!
kasala |
Re: What Will You Do If U Happen To Be In This ? by Exponental(m): 2:46pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
"I'm very sorry..... this is his surprise which I chose to honor. The timing was wrong but he insisted. I had beans earlier and didn't expect it to worry me this bad". if they act otherwise....I will prophesy into their lives.... MAY YOU NEVER FART AGAIN IN JESUS NAME. Anybody wey dem born well make he say AMEN! |
Re: What Will You Do If U Happen To Be In This ? by holyteeboy(m): 4:50pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Chisos!! i can never imagine this......chai |
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