....some folks here be complaining about nollywood!!!.... Ghana movie industry is wack asfk!!....lol.

*imagine police checking for pulse on someone who received a headshot(mehn I had to rewind to make sure)lol

*In the same movie, a doctor had a smile on while conveying to a family that they lost someone!!!

mehn guys nollywood dey try abeg!!

..

czarr:
....some folks here be complaining about nollywood!!!.... Ghana movie industry is wack asfk!!....lol.

*imagine police checking for pulse on someone who received a headshot(mehn I had to rewind to make sure)lol

*In the same movie, a doctor had a smile on while conveying to a family that they lost someone!!!

mehn guys nollywood dey try abeg!!

Here is the list of some funny observations
about Nollywood movies.
1. It’s funny that a
Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it
actually possible?
2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost
look “left and right” before crossing the road?
3. Isn’t it funny when two Ghost to fall in
love?
4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or
run mad immediately after their confessions?
5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in
the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy
Johnson?
6. Why must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings?
7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie
without a visit to the ‘Baba’?
8. How can one explain that nine times out of
ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in
Nollywood movies.
9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend
using a Blackberry Bold 5.
10. When poor people come to Lagos to
struggle, they always make it. Really?
11. Isn’t it funny when Segun Arinze acts as
Ramsey Noah’s dad?
12. It’s quite a strange thing to hear from a
blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”.
Maybe you have something to add?

O.p how dare u? I will deal with u today. Petrodollar3, santamafia, crudegh come around.

Funny op and funny responses captainswag225 u didn't call jigaman

yeah...dose ppl act wack!!!

guys I need spiritual help here

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just click on it and help..or else ....

Ghanaian movie kę. I was a teenager when I learnt I am highly allergic to the migraine inducing scenes they put together. I'll cope with Nollywood.

firstEVA:
Funny op and funny responses captainswag225 u didn't call jigaman

lol, jiggamangh is around, he will come very soon.

AzontoGhost:
Here is the list of some funny observations about Nollywood movies. 1. It’s funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible? 2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road? 3. Isn’t it funny when two Ghost to fall in love? 4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions? 5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson? 6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? 7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the ‘Baba’? 8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies. 9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5. 10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really? 11. Isn’t it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah’s dad? 12. It’s quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”. Maybe you have something to add?

be that as it may,...there

AzontoGhost:
Here is the list of some funny observations about Nollywood movies. 1. It’s funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible? 2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road? 3. Isn’t it funny when two Ghost to fall in love? 4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions? 5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson? 6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? 7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the ‘Baba’? 8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies. 9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5. 10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really? 11. Isn’t it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah’s dad? 12. It’s quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”. lol,be that as it may,....Ghana still got a long way to go. Maybe you have something to add?

lol,y

Captainswag225:
O.p how dare u? I will deal with u today. Petrodollar3, santamafia, crudegh come around.

lol,calm down!!

firstEVA:
Funny op and funny responses captainswag225 u didn't call jigaman

he's calling his goons!!

czarr:
lol,calm down!!

dont worry, they will be in soon. Jiggamangh, mrham03, crudegh, iamord, santamafia, petrodollar3. Pls come here

Vicintonsh:
yeah...dose ppl act wack!!!

as in mehn,too bad.
they've got back storylines!!

Askseek:
Ghanaian movie kę. I was a teenager when I learnt I am highly allergic to the migraine inducing scenes they put together. I'll cope with Nollywood.

lol

czarr:
....some folks here be complaining about nollywood!!!.... Ghana movie industry is wack asfk!!....lol.

*imagine police checking for pulse on someone who received a headshot(mehn I had to rewind to make sure)lol

*In the same movie, a doctor had a smile on while conveying to a family that they lost someone!!!

mehn guys nollywood dey try abeg!!

This guy can't be taken seriously, so you base all this on one movie. Not every movie made in Ghana is ghollywood, horrible name by the way. There are horrible movies made in America but it's not Hollywood.

Fuckeduppedness arrant crap from the Federal Republic of Mumus

Shitnigeria is only known for 419 yahoo yahoo pick pocketing corruption exams cheating money rituals witchcraft militants, oil bunkerers :-Xpirates,pimps,pr0stitute, terrorists

czarr:
....some folks here be complaining about nollywood!!!.... Ghana movie industry is wack asfk!!....lol.

*imagine police checking for pulse on someone who received a headshot(mehn I had to rewind to make sure)lol

*In the same movie, a doctor had a smile on while conveying to a family that they lost someone!!!

mehn guys nollywood dey try abeg!!

petrodollar3, i salute u sir, fire that boko

Ishilove, come and see dis nonsense oo

PetroDolla3:

Fuckeduppedness arrant crap from the Federal Republic of Mumus

Shitnigeria is only known for 419 yahoo yahoo pick pocketing corruption exams cheating money rituals witchcraft militants, oil bunkerers :-Xpirates,pimps,pr0stitute, terrorists

wow!!
only naija?lol
doesn't change the fact that GH is still backwards in entertainment!!

Remilekun101:

loool!! why y'all bitter?

JiggamanGh:


This guy can't be taken seriously, so you base all this on one movie. Not every movie made in Ghana is ghollywood, horrible name by the way. There are horrible movies made in America but it's not Hollywood.

ghollywood is definitely a horrible name!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLefuz9dIqw?version=3&hl=en_US


To further buttress my point..
this is just embarrassing!!

czarr:
....some folks here be complaining about nollywood!!!.... Ghana movie industry is wack asfk!!....lol.

*imagine police checking for pulse on someone who received a headshot(mehn I had to rewind to make sure)lol

*In the same movie, a doctor had a smile on while conveying to a family that they lost someone!!!

mehn guys nollywood dey try abeg!!

Probably, its a comedy

deewhone:
Probably, its a comedy

not at all...

MUMU-in-Chief

There are no words to describe Shitnigeria

Such a miserable, stinking place bullsh1t country inhabited by azzholes and thieving scvmbags

Shitnigeria jagajaga Everything scatter scatter Poor man dey suffer suffer gbosa gbosa, gunshot inna de air

Fuckeduppedness

czarr:
wow!!
only naija?lol
doesn't change the fact that GH is still backwards in entertainment!!

Ghana will always remain in the dark.

Nonsense! How is it Ghana's fault your country is a certified sh1thole?

Shitnigeria is dustbin country steeped in shame, devoid of honour and any shred of dignity. Even Satan himself must be weary of what he created in shitnigeria because the country is more evil than the combined forces of the entire army of darkness!

Csami:
Ghana will always remain in the dark.

PetroDolla3:

Nonsense! How is it Ghana's fault your country is a certified sh1thole?

Shitnigeria is dustbin country steeped in shame, devoid of honour and any shred of dignity. Even Satan himself must be weary of what he created in shitnigeria because the country is more evil than the combined forces of the entire army of darkness!

Is Nigeria your nemesis? Anytime you here the name you just loose it like a crazy tiger on bicycle.