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Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 5:41pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
....some folks here be complaining about nollywood!!!.... Ghana movie industry is wack asfk!!....lol. *imagine police checking for pulse on someone who received a headshot(mehn I had to rewind to make sure)lol *In the same movie, a doctor had a smile on while conveying to a family that they lost someone!!! mehn guys nollywood dey try abeg!! |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by falconey(m): 5:42pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Hmmmm |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by demmy0325(m): 5:42pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
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Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by AzontoGhost(m): 5:56pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
czarr:Here is the list of some funny observations about Nollywood movies. 1. It’s funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible? 2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road? 3. Isn’t it funny when two Ghost to fall in love? 4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions? 5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson? 6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings? 7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the ‘Baba’? 8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies. 9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5. 10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really? 11. Isn’t it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah’s dad? 12. It’s quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”. Maybe you have something to add? 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Captainswag225(m): 6:01pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
O.p how dare u? I will deal with u today. Petrodollar3, santamafia, crudegh come around. |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Nobody: 6:03pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Funny op and funny responses captainswag225 u didn't call jigaman |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Vicintonsh(m): 6:04pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
yeah...dose ppl act wack!!! |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by wheesin(m): 6:06pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
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Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Askseek(f): 6:08pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Ghanaian movie kę. I was a teenager when I learnt I am highly allergic to the migraine inducing scenes they put together. I'll cope with Nollywood. |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Captainswag225(m): 6:17pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
firstEVA:lol, jiggamangh is around, he will come very soon. |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:17pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
AzontoGhost:be that as it may,...there |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:19pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
AzontoGhost:lol,y |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:20pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Captainswag225:lol,calm down!! |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:21pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
firstEVA:he's calling his goons!! |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Captainswag225(m): 6:23pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
czarr:dont worry, they will be in soon. Jiggamangh, mrham03, crudegh, iamord, santamafia, petrodollar3. Pls come here |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:23pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Vicintonsh:as in mehn,too bad. they've got back storylines!! |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 6:24pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Askseek:lol |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by JiggamanGh: 6:39pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
czarr: This guy can't be taken seriously, so you base all this on one movie. Not every movie made in Ghana is ghollywood, horrible name by the way. There are horrible movies made in America but it's not Hollywood. 1 Like |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by PetroDolla3: 6:44pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Fuckeduppedness arrant crap from the Federal Republic of Mumus Shitnigeria is only known for 419 yahoo yahoo pick pocketing corruption exams cheating money rituals witchcraft militants, oil bunkerers :-Xpirates,pimps,pr0stitute, terrorists czarr: 2 Likes |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Captainswag225(m): 6:51pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
petrodollar3, i salute u sir, fire that boko |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Remilekun101: 7:03pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
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Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by mrham03(m): 7:17pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Ishilove, come and see dis nonsense oo |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 10:00pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
PetroDolla3:wow!! only naija?lol doesn't change the fact that GH is still backwards in entertainment!! |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 10:01pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
Remilekun101:loool!! why y'all bitter? |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 10:03pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
JiggamanGh:ghollywood is definitely a horrible name!! |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 10:05pm On Jul 20, 2015 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLefuz9dIqw?version=3&hl=en_US To further buttress my point.. this is just embarrassing!! |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by deewhone(f): 5:33am On Jul 21, 2015 |
czarr:Probably, its a comedy |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by czarr(m): 7:44am On Jul 21, 2015 |
deewhone:not at all... |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by PetroDolla3: 4:37pm On Jul 21, 2015 |
MUMU-in-Chief There are no words to describe Shitnigeria Such a miserable, stinking place bullsh1t country inhabited by azzholes and thieving scvmbags Shitnigeria jagajaga Everything scatter scatter Poor man dey suffer suffer gbosa gbosa, gunshot inna de air Fuckeduppedness czarr: |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Csami(m): 12:16am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Ghana will always remain in the dark. |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by PetroDolla3: 2:44am On Jul 22, 2015 |
Nonsense! How is it Ghana's fault your country is a certified sh1thole? Shitnigeria is dustbin country steeped in shame, devoid of honour and any shred of dignity. Even Satan himself must be weary of what he created in shitnigeria because the country is more evil than the combined forces of the entire army of darkness! Csami: |
Re: Why Ghollywood Is The Worst Movie Industry Ever... by Csami(m): 9:25am On Jul 22, 2015 |
PetroDolla3: Is Nigeria your nemesis? Anytime you here the name you just loose it like a crazy tiger on bicycle. |
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