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Ten Types Of People You Will Meet At Every Bet Shop by bastien: 7:24am On Jul 21, 2015
1. TICKETS REPRINTERS

These ones will collect your ticket and ask the attendant to reprint it the moment they see your winnings.

2. THE QUESTIONNAIRES

The ones who will ask you if you think Arsenal will handicap Hull City or otherwise.

3. ALMOST WON "TICKET KEEPERS"

The ones who always keep their "Almost won tickets" just to show to everybody that " na only one 1 team spoil d ticket *rotfl*"

4. THE BOASTERS

The ones who will boast as if they are the ones who will play the match. These people can even swear with their lives e.g if Chelsea no beat Leicester, make I no prosper for life.

5. HISTORY TELLERS

The ones will tell everybody that they ought to have won N100,000 yesterday, if not for

Arsenal who bleeped them up.

6. THE ADVISERS

The ones who will advise you on the right thing to do. They claim they know in and out of

football... For example, "chairman abeg no give Chelsea Straight win against Sunderland oooooh, otherwise na them go spoil your ticket"

7. TOILET ROLL PLAYERS

I call these people greedy dudes, they will accumulate up to 28 matches because they want

their standard of living to change.

8. THE ADMIRERS

The ones who are there to collect your ticket and check it. After checking, they will tell you that "bros I swear this your ticket make sense die, e be like say I go reprint am" **if I hear say them reprint am **

9. THE CONFUSED NIGGAS

The ones who are confused cause little do they know about football, Just a little persuasion or discouragement will do the magic will put them in doubt. Tell them to give Osasuna straight win against Madrid and they won't hesitate.

10. THE HIGH SELF ESTEEMS

These people will not want to be on the queue cause they want to play a game of N1, 000 and above.... They make every other people look like they are jobless and have got time to waste. They will just go straight to the attendant and give their games to him.


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Re: Ten Types Of People You Will Meet At Every Bet Shop by SMARTgurUxxxxxxx(m): 7:25am On Jul 21, 2015
lolz
Re: Ten Types Of People You Will Meet At Every Bet Shop by bastien: 9:36am On Jul 21, 2015
SMARTgurUxxxxxxx:
lolz
no be lie o,abi u no dey see em for your area

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