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Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by Nobody: 8:19am On Jul 22, 2015

vickylala239:

Wat did u buy for him.

Atleast he gave u sumtin?

Wat did u gv him.

Ur own personal money is for Wat?

All dis gel.

While some guys use gels Lik u Without giving a pin

Lol hahahah God understand ur plight ehn and all these trash u re spitting. I truly see ur sense of humor is dead, even if all deze re true, how did u knw I gave him nothing.

U re d 1 that know who is using u nd ur family ooh cus I dont understand all these gibberish u typed.

Good morning to u, I prayed for u ooh whatever ur gender is.

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by kossyablaze(m): 8:41am On Jul 22, 2015

MhizDeedy:

Yay! I won him @ last.
Me: knock knock Kinglekan: who is dere? Me:, Holla Kinglekan: holla who? Me: holla do is win, win, win, win. No matter what!

Follow back

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Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by Nobody: 8:43am On Jul 22, 2015

Never forgot what happened to a friend who gave his ATM card to a girl for Birthday...

His currently in the VILLAGE!!! lol

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by Nobody: 8:46am On Jul 22, 2015

falconey:

Is either I give her one of the aforementioned or I give nothing.

I don catch u today lol is that so

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by Nobody: 8:46am On Jul 22, 2015

Op just buy her a car

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by otikobaba: 8:49am On Jul 22, 2015

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

Na Movie u just narrated to us bro.....u don watch naija film tire

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Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by falconey(m): 8:51am On Jul 22, 2015

LadyBoss1:

I don catch u today lol is that so

no darling that's not me typing that's alcohol.

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by kenex4ever(m): 9:02am On Jul 22, 2015

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

when u copy people's jokes next time, try writing d source.

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Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by bluice2(m): 10:06am On Jul 22, 2015

Best b day gift. . .credit her account with with a reasonable amount of money; and let her get the hell what so ever she wants. . .

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by fransixe(m): 12:02pm On Jul 22, 2015

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

This guy sef, y u too dey copy copy?...this whole scenery played out in a Naija movie joor!....."where a guy gave his insulting g/friend a loaf of bread as a gift, whereas a car keys to a new car he just bought for her was hidden in it .....!"

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Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by simdam500(m): 12:36pm On Jul 22, 2015

Expensive gift buying isn't a problem....

But op u forgot to add a note that every lady should learn to appreciate, either good or bad

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by simdam500(m): 12:37pm On Jul 22, 2015

bluice2: Best b day gift. . .credit her account with with a reasonable amount of money; and let her get the hell what so ever she wants. . .

Seconded

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by simdam500(m): 12:40pm On Jul 22, 2015

Holyfield1: I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

Hmmm not bad, although am not on the opinion of testing a lady integrity Infact both sides should not test eachother.

But let be sincere, if u were in her shoe. What would you have done?

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Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by Odunharry(m): 12:41pm On Jul 22, 2015

wenson:

Ah tink av heard dis story b4

Old story

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by misterjosh(m): 12:52pm On Jul 22, 2015

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

bros u can lie oooo

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Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by vickylala239: 3:40pm On Jul 22, 2015

MhizDeedy:

Lol hahahah God understand ur plight ehn and all these trash u re spitting. I truly see ur sense of humor is dead, even if all deze re true, how did u knw I gave him nothing.

U re d 1 that know who is using u nd ur family ooh cus I dont understand all these gibberish u typed.

Good morning to u, I prayed for u ooh whatever ur gender is.

Forget my gender as am Nt toasting u.

Gender has Notin to do wit dis.

N y pray for Sumone u abuse,Abi Na curse u curse Mi.

U said u Dnt understand my trash, Hw cum u knw Wat to rply? lol. Blind man wey Dey c road.

Yes u gve him Notin Dats y ur So concern wit Wat he shuld gv u.

If u Dnt rply Mi Den ur a big fooool.am waiting.

I Blv u Dnt wnt to b call a fooool

Idiiott
Lol.

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by rhames(m): 7:26pm On Jul 22, 2015

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

character ni bobo yi oh!!!!!

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Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by Tgirl4real(f): 8:41pm On Jul 22, 2015

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

Bread? You no try at all, you for manage use doughnut na tongue

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Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by adamshuaib(m): 11:22pm On Jul 22, 2015

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

Oga no be so nw, na class no be Gold digging

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Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by lilspiceyy(f): 12:09pm On Aug 10, 2015

Holyfield1:
I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

I have hrd dis story countless times. cheesy

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by Holyfield1(m): 1:25pm On Aug 10, 2015

lilspiceyy:

I have hrd dis story countless times.

Bro abeg e don do..No likes for u

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by PussyKrook: 1:40pm On Aug 10, 2015

What's wrong with flowers? I give them to my lady friends. Some flowers are more expensive than perfume, shoes, chocolates, etc. what you are trying to say is that gifts should be consumables, tangibles?

Re: Gifts You Should Never Give A Woman On Her Birthday by lilspiceyy(f): 11:20pm On Aug 10, 2015

Holyfield1:
Bro abeg e don do..No likes for u

Who be bro? Lol. I am not after likes nananana grin

. I didn't read other pple's comment sef. I just read what u wrote and knew instantly dat it was a lie! U sef y u lie? It didn't happen to u and u lied! so fake!

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