abumeinben:
Clearing papa table after hin don chop finish.....something must dey dat plate

LaDivva:

From my mum, I was able to bargain and buy like an adult at 14, the market women were amazed. With time they all knew me, I became the wife of all their sons lol. I miss those good old days shaa

franconian:
"Surprising you parents, or trying to play a prank!
Mum, Dad Surprise, Surprise!
Don’t even try to surprise your African dad, or you might end up surprising yourself."

I learned this lesson long ago; I painted my dad's bible with brown pancake just like some bibles I saw in the church. The idea was to tell him I magically transformed his bible to a new one. I did a nice job.

When he came in the evening, I ran to him while holding the bible behind me. I asked him to close his eyes that I want to surprise him, he obliged. So I held the bible in front of him and asked him to open his eyes... Mehn, the man dealt with me like I committed sacrilege. Na my mum come later settle the quarrel!!!

nochildsplay:
reminds me of my childhood, was actually raised like this. We are not even allowed to mingle with kids in the neighborhood, always upstairs admiring outside from the window like we are in a prison

God Bless The Real African Parents

Neduzze5:
MumZ, it's been quite long. I sight you. Hope life's been treating you fair??

no2fuks:


I bet you need therapy @nochildsplay

nochildsplay:
get me one na. Cos, I know people like u are so eager to yab anyone

myklangelo:


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no2fuks:


atol I no dey yab u. its just that your story and ur username is nochildsplay. its ironic.

no offense bro

phransix147:
Very true...but these days children dey follow dia papa watch blue film and u would hear dem make comments like " Daddy the guys stuff is huge oh!"

nochildsplay:
now u sound kind of somehow (no offense o). What does my username have to do with my opinion ?

sorextee:
Reading this, small tears comot from my eyes .... i will never forget the flogging my parents dished on us... i remember when I came home with 72 position for my skool result.. was in pry 3... i told God that day that If I still remain alive, after that day, I will serve Him till eternity.. that night ehn, Jesus....... i was once caught smoking..... that's why till today, if I attempt drinking sef, I still feel like my mum will come out of no where and give me dat same beating....

But now a days, u see parents and kids smoking together... i thank God for the upbringing by my parents, even though they ain't together now...

sorextee:
Reading this, small tears comot from my eyes .... i will never forget the flogging my parents dished on us... i remember when I came home with 72 position for my skool result.. was in pry 3... i told God that day that If I still remain alive, after that day, I will serve Him till eternity.. that night ehn, Jesus....... i was once caught smoking..... that's why till today, if I attempt drinking sef, I still feel like my mum will come out of no where and give me dat same beating....

But now a days, u see parents and kids smoking together... i thank God for the upbringing by my parents, even though they ain't together now...

fizziea:



u can lie ooo

na so u dey ff ur papa watch am?

ebbymayox:
Written by Mayo Bayo. Source:http://www.tlkdrum.com/growing-up-in-a-nigerian-homethe-common-story/
“You spare the rod, you spoil the child”

ebbymayox:
Written by Mayo Bayo. Source:http://www.tlkdrum.com/growing-up-in-a-nigerian-homethe-common-story/
“You spare the rod, you spoil the child”

damilareoye:


The speed of rushing the remaining food is overwhelming.