Sometimes you wonder what on earth is taking them this long........

1. HAIR DRESSING: When your Lady says dear am going to do my hair.. I will be back in the next 2 hours. I had advice you to get a sleep then go the movies..... you can branch in to shoprite too...perhaps a lunch in any restaurant would do....you can then put in your longest series and watch cos guess wot it takes Ladies forever to do their hairs.......the reason for this no one seems to understand.

2. BATHING: When she tells you am using the bathroom..... I had advice you to find brush your teeth,wash your face and find your way into the lesson room....Cos she is not leaving there in the next 30mins

3. DRESSING: If she tells you there wait for me am coming.....just 5 mins pls....my guy she is simply saying " DEAR you can go.....I will come five minutes before the occasion is over"

4. SLEEPING: Mehn........ Ladies can sleep ehn....

5. YES DECISIONS : It takes them like forever to make decisions..... You know there was this girl back then when guys were guys then.....It took her many years to say a Yes to his marriage proposal....When it comes to making decisions it take a Ladies a longer time.

Guys which one is true for your Lady and,

Ladies which one is true with. you

^^^ftc on your own thread.

Na only no. 4 correct o.

you still dey book space for you own thread

exactly we av to take our tym.



Y on earth did u forget makeup? Makeup takes tym ehn

so true!!i am guilty of no4,i can sleep on top water.