@BAM

Illest punchlines Illest diss lines, 2 different things.

Punchlines are more about delivery, using explosive consonants and breaking/emphazing and even rhyming with syllables. What is said is supposedly secondary.

Naturally, dissing is part of rap so you cannot divorce the fact that disslines will creep into the punchlines irrespective.

But I am all for diss lines here, punchlines, rhymelines, rhyme-less lines just looking for creative and well crafted disses.

@toluwalomo

Aiight, school me man . . . 

I get whatcha mean, but punchlines and diss lines come under the 'battle aspect' of Rap. 'Punchline' is a general term for lines which may atimes include disses, jokes, etc. Most significant difference is punchlines always elicit laughter. Disses also do most of the time - but not always. Also, punchlines most times sound like they're not directed at anyone in particular. But they're used for battle raps.

Lemme illustrate with a joke:

A woman enters a bus with her baby and the following drama ensues:

Woman: Imagine that stupid conductor . . . calling my baby ugly . . . infact, I think I should go and give him a piece of my mind.
Passenger: Goodness . . . he said that? . . . I really think you should . . . but whilst you do that, let me hold your monkey for you . . .

The punchline in the above  . . . is the part where the passenger refers to the woman's baby as a monkey.

Same applies to Rap.

Ma point: Punchlines are jabs, though atimes may not come as disses to anyone in particular . . . atimes they come as brags - like when Big L said "I'm so ahead of my time, my parents haven't even met yet" . . . quite flimsy differences but punchlines are more omnibus in nature . . . it's a technical thing . . .

The usual practice is for peops to consider diss lines as punchlines when they're indirect - when they're not directed at anyone in particular . . . on the other hand, they consider 'em diss lines when directed at someone . . . if you check most battle raps, they contain loads of punchlines . . . Canibus' '2nd Round K.O' is an example - that song contains several punchlines . . . but because they were directed at a name, a face - LL; they are termed 'diss' lines and considered different from punchlines . . .

'Neways, we're here to have fun . . . you said it all when you said you're "just looking for creative and well crafted . . ." (diss) lines . . . I'll dig up some more and post 'em . . .

But I can assure you of one thang - the best crafted diss lines are punchlines . . . if this thread stays around for long, you'll see most of the lines posted under "Illest Hip Hop Punchlines" being replicated here.

@Bamsyle

Oh boy, your grammer too much for us o

You a hip hop journalist or something? Anybody trying to argue with you is ON A LOOOOOONG TIN!!!!

Hehehe . . . I like the term "Hip Hop Journalist" . . . I might practise that full-time in the States one day . . .

Do I argue that much??

Bamsyle:



Hehehe . . . I like the term "Hip Hop Journalist" . . . I might practise that full-time in the States one day . . .

Do I argue that much??

Yes bo$$ (Mr Lec.)

Bamsyle:



Hehehe . . . I like the term "Hip Hop Journalist" . . . I might practise that full-time in the States one day . . .

Do I argue that much??

Not really



First off, f*ck your songs and the shit you say/
Diss my wife, but at least I got a b*tch, you gay/
You claim to be a muslum, but you Irish-White/
So f*ck you, fat boy, drop the mic, let's fight/

Eminem in 'Quitter'  where he disses Everlast. In the second half of the song the beat changes to Tupacs ' hit em up' beat and Eminem & D12 use a similar rhyming structure to Tupac's diss

One of my all time favorite diss tracks ever!!!

@ Bam

Good looking out. We are both on the same Hip Hop wavelength.

@Rapj/Khanye



You guys want me to start arguing that I don't argue . . . oops . . .

@tolu

Aiight my man

@topic

"I'll run your brain around the block to jog your f*****g memory
You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang
You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers"

"313" - Eminem

@topic

T.I to Shawty Lo

"so you up and coming rapper wanna diss, just kill it
i'm officially the realest,  point black, period
Whether I still live in the hood or just visit
whatever u can do in the hood I done did it"

T.I is great,  no doubt

Daddy is ja rule taller than me , no haile you guyz are same size Eminem @ Jarule

I would never claim to be no Ray Benzino
A 83 year old fake Pacino
So how can he hold me over some balcony
Without throwin his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me
Please don't, youl probably fall with me
And our asses will both be history
But then again you'll finally get your wish
Cause you be all over the street like 50 Cent


Eminem ' nail in the coffin'     Benzino diss

I must admit, this white boy certainly knows how to make a diss track

tru dat, datz sum ill -ish

". . .When i drop this solo shit. . ./
it's over with//i just bought a Cage CD and dubbed over it"/

Eminem - (on Role Model dissing Cage)

lemmie start 4rm the beginning, u aint reppin the streets,
u 4rm the outskirts of detroits, where the bitches meet.
Am gonna pull ur skirts up, xpose ur true sex,
antagonise ur label till i get my respect.

Ray Benzino to Eminem

Dont make me have to backslap ur mums if u smile,
am serious, u aint gon respect her, why shpuld i?

@slimghost what d title of d damn song men! I wan download am

My enemy's enemies are my friends
And my semis they like Siamese twins
see em up close, you wont see shit again
Like every fairytale, boy your life has to end
Try me, get blown away way way
go head try me get blown away way way

Nigga I bleed blue, I swear I bleed blue
You thinkin I'm a crip, I'll motherfuckin trip
The cool-out blood, maybe I'm all blood
Find out what a nigga bout when you catch a slug
Maybe I'm maniac, maybe I'm crazy
Maybe I'm exactly what my fucking hood made me
Maybe I'mma do 25 years for murder
Maybe cuz it's clear I'm the clip inserter
I done lost my best friend, he died of cancer
Call me a cheetah, I attack like a panther.(50cent-officer ricky go ahead, dis)
i use to think 50's done but, if he wrote dis lyrics, then he's still fit.

Dj khaled : we the best , 50 cents : yeah you the best you the cocksuckin best, am nt friendly am antisocial try me i'll be fuckin you ass up like am suppose to, (that waz 50 cents takin a swipe @ dj khaled in the diss song 'officer ricky go ahead try me)

I think he did mention lilwayne's name at the end of that song, Saying something like before he gets to dre he'l av to get to him.
Is lil dissin the whole click or just dre.

@young j, d name ofd trak is pull ur skirtup.i think

Will smith(Freakin it)

Mr clean yet the fact remains
Got girls that dont speak english screamin my name
All you rappers yellin about who you put in a hearse
Do me a favor write one verse without a curse

Canibus

I'm the illest rapper in America/
MCs can't see me cuz i'm too quick for the human retina to register/

"while you was in a gymnasium/i was putting chainsaws to craniums/
blazing homosapians in the atrium/ ripping jaws off aliens"

YOUNG BUCK DISS 50
If a real nigga cry then it's real pain, i'm so real my nigga i don't feel ashamed, ain't no p***y in my pants i'm a G, without me ya just the unit id, cos in the south we consider u weak, nigga whn i speak the streets get relieved, the true fact abt this beef, a victim of defeat when your album was released when Jay-z made Kanye look like the best, u told Jim Jones it was beef, u try to get some Newyork love atleast, but they lovin me, i'm laughin at u while u re worried abt me, when ur punk ass respond i 'll give u verse 3, haha we see.

Yuck mouth diss game
Surge Knights slap that nigga, he can't do shit
disrespect the Eazy tatoo, u ain't good for this
had an album wit JT that didn't do shit

YOUNG BUCK DISS JA RULE (Black gloves)
i'm ready for the out come,
why u walk around without a gun?
Or do u want one of ur niggas to get kill then u wanna run and get one?
F**k that i'm callin up names
Ja rule, u re null
i don't care hw it started,
f**k me, f**k u,
when Yayo get back home,
we gonna get this nigga goin,
but for now nigga hold on,
i ma show u hw to break a bone,
cashville Ten-nekey nigga,
new york we hear,
for life,
G unit.

STREETS ON LOCK(Jezzy dissin Gucci Manne)
These niggas just hating they ain't talking bout shit
I'm a grown ass man I flip my own brick
I don't need yo help I can own my own dick
Ain't no motherfucker help me write my rhymes
Ain't no nigga pay for my studio time
See me at the top and want to claim my fame
Nigga took my chain yea motherfuckin right
You better off saying a nigga took my life
Want to assassinate my character but I ain't acting
It ain't adding up so you niggas subtracting
B.I.G. said it first more money more problems
The why I see it more problems more money (whatsup)
Eyes wide shut I don't see these niggas
Cause deep in your heart you want to be me nigga
Want to stand in my shoes
Want to Bleep my hoes
Want to live my life
Want to rock my shows (noooo)
Ya young punks with ya loose ass lips
I keep a AR with them loose ass clips
What type of real nigga name himself after a bag
Nigga you's a hoe, a Loui Vuitton gay
My name ain't dick so keep it out ya mouth
It is what it is look I am Da South.

Heard alot of punch lines, rap disses has made me freeze, bt I think my own lines makes the difference:

You think ur gonna shock me? Nah! I'll shock you with a 360kv electrical Volt/
I'll whip your ass like Obama did to Mccain with 365 electoral vote/

Tony Yayo can't tell you how a phantom rides,

He's a Monkey, I own Tigers

Everything I touch is on Fire.

Blame it Jamie foxx ft Rick ross, et al

Rick ross @ Tony Yayo

, [b][/b][i][/i][color=#990000][/color]You say you got doe
And you still skinny
Long neck coco-yam head like a guinea
fowl,