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12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by maureensylvia(f): 9:19am On Jul 25, 2015
1. U r squattin in a frnds house,u went and bought a car.

2. U r a tenant wit 4 cars.

3. U r an undergraduate,usin pocket-money to by expensive phones,LCD TV and Home theatre.

4. U travel by bus frm sokoto to lagos(24hrs journey) and u invite a lady(who is not ur wife to com
to sokoto, and u'll pay d flight ticket.

5. The house where ur mother lives is leaking water when rain falls and u r changing blackberry,curve
to bold,to torch and cars.

6. U r a corper wit N19,000 allowance,usin Techo M3 and u r borrowin extra money to make up d
N19,000 and buy Ipad or Iphone, because ur frnd uses it.

7. U dnt hav a single suit, u want to get one and u went and bought 'white color' instead of 'black'
that goes for all occassions.

8. U wear okirika and u r buyin N40,000 suit for a lady that is not ur wife.

9. U borrowd N200 to eat fried yam and u r sendin N1,500 air time to a lady u met in a bus frm PH.

10. When rain is fallin on week days,u carry it 2d market to buy what u'll eat, when it falls on sunday
mornin u climb ur bed and cover urself.

11. A man that is not ur husband beats u and after u finish cryin he still takes u to bed and u still
open ur legs.

12. having unprotected intercourse wit random women but insisting d barber uses ur own CLIPPER.

pardon me if I posted it on the wrong section, actually I don't know where to post it

cc: lalasticlala, Ishilove, farano

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Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by Nobody: 9:23am On Jul 25, 2015
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by saxwizard(m): 9:24am On Jul 25, 2015
am I to laugh or wat?
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by Nobody: 9:24am On Jul 25, 2015
undecided.....dou your no.11
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by dharay88: 9:27am On Jul 25, 2015
angry
lackinq romance.
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by olyalby(m): 9:29am On Jul 25, 2015
Lmao

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Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by Erukumakanaki: 9:30am On Jul 25, 2015
Old and Stale piece of shiiit angry
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by LaurelP(m): 9:46am On Jul 25, 2015
many ladies are guilty of dat no. 11

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Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by Nobody: 9:51am On Jul 25, 2015
op curse bawo? shocked in romance section,dis one strong oo cheesy
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by myboy2010(m): 9:52am On Jul 25, 2015
love dt no 10...
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by Phikom(m): 9:58am On Jul 25, 2015
curse indeed!
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by OKNkanu(m): 10:18am On Jul 25, 2015
grin
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by maureensylvia(f): 10:35am On Jul 25, 2015
saxwizard:
am I to laugh or wat?
you are to learn
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by Nobody: 11:27am On Jul 25, 2015
lipsrsealed
I can't grin at this.
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by phlio(m): 11:50am On Jul 25, 2015
wanna go pee
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by Jayjay0(m): 12:44pm On Jul 25, 2015
well i committed number 3.
Does it mean am cursed....Well No!!!
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by austine4real(m): 1:54pm On Jul 25, 2015
Eeeeppppppaaaaaaa!!!
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by Nobody: 2:13pm On Jul 26, 2015
This post is the best post i have read on Nairaland. You are so so on points. God bless your of more creative writing.
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by MUVA(m): 12:47pm On Apr 29, 2016
Maureensylvia its pervybynature, we worked together on ur campaign last year.

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Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by maureensylvia(f): 12:12am On Mar 11, 2021
MUVA:
Maureensylvia its pervybynature, we worked together on ur campaign last year.


Awwww your last seen shows years ago, how can I trace you now pervybynature muva
Re: 12 Signs Showing That You Are Cursed Long Time Ago by thatsleepboy1: 2:08am On Mar 11, 2021
Wow. Makes sense

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