ventoh:
Pls Did anyone knw reasons and possibly solution for aving period twice in a month thats Is first five days in d beginning Of d month and another five days at d end

nothing strange about that as long as its between 21 to 35 days apart doesn't matter. The body doesnt know whether the month is february or july, but it does know how many days its menstrual cycle would be or should be. A period can come on august 2nd and if your cycle is maybe 28 days, the next period may come august 30th. Same month. SO month doesn't matter. just count the days.

INTROVERT:


what's your bizns here

Thank God I don't need this info

RedBenson:
Hian! Feel like puking.

*throws saliva and walks away from thread*

#IHateMenstruation

Aitee1, hope you're not on your menses? If you are, pls let's cancel/postpone that our appointment 2moro. God knows i cant stand the sight of menstrual blood.

it seems like u av seen it before.

ladygudhead:

it seems like u av seen it before.

My dear, it was an accidental encounter. I was fuccking one girl in a not-too-brightened room and i thought it was her cums that was making the pusssy so watery, and since i naturally do not like pusssy when it's too dry/tight, so i was enjoying the go until when i stood up and realised that blood had taken over the entire mattress/bedsheet. Mehn, i felt like puking immediately. I was like "wtf is this bittch trying to do with me". Thank God i used condom sha. Since then, i do not take unnecessary chances again. That's why i asked Aitee1 if she is on, then we can cancel or postpone the appointment.

RedBenson:


My dear, it was an accidental encounter. I was fuccking one girl in a not-too-brightened room and i thought it was her cums that was making the pusssy so watery, and since i naturally do not like pusssy when it's too dry/tight, so i was enjoying the go until when i stood up and realised that blood had taken over the entire mattress/bedsheet. Mehn, i felt like puking immediately. I was like "wtf is this bittch trying to do with me". Thank God i used condom sha. Since then, i do not take unnecessary chances again. That's why i asked Aitee1 if she is on, then we can cancel or postpone the appointment.

Smh...must you drag my name into your adulterous life, what have I done wrong to deserve this

Aitee1:



Smh...must you drag my name into your adulterous life, what have I done wrong to deserve this

You know it. Dont try to pretend.

RedBenson:


You know it. Dont try to pretend.

Even devil dey learn from you!

Aitee1:



Even devil dey learn from you!

How? Me and you, who dey more exposed in sexual matters?

RedBenson:


How? Me and you, who dey more exposed in sexual matters?

RedBenson mkpong mmi

Stop tagging me along your adulterous life

Aitee1:


RedBenson mkpong mmi

Stop tagging me along your adulterous life

You and this your "pls stop it, but i like it" habit. You enjoy me a lot but always pretend. You always refer to where you dropped your cucumber abi na carrot u dey use sef each time we chat together.

RedBenson:


You and this your "pls stop it, but i like it" habit. You enjoy me a lot but always pretend. You always refer to where you dropped your cucumber abi na carrot u dey use sef each time we chat together.

And people reading this will conclude I know this son of a devil for real

Never will I ever quote you on this forum nor respond to your quote mark my words, bye!!!

Aitee1:




And people reading this will conclude I know this son of a devil for real

Never will I ever quote you on this forum nor respond to your quote mark my words, bye!!!

Ifahear! Wetin dat one come mean now? Like say u fit do without me? Abeggi!

Mkpo ase ka aba. Asian ibang anyem mmi.

RedBenson:


My dear, it was an accidental encounter. I was fuccking one girl in a not-too-brightened room and i thought it was her cums that was making the pusssy so watery, and since i naturally do not like pusssy when it's too dry/tight, so i was enjoying the go until when i stood up and realised that blood had taken over the entire mattress/bedsheet. Mehn, i felt like puking immediately. I was like "wtf is this bittch trying to do with me". Thank God i used condom sha. Since then, i do not take unnecessary chances again. That's why i asked Aitee1 if she is on, then we can cancel or postpone the appointment.

REPENT

ladygudhead:



REPENT

I've repented ma! But i'm still searching for a good lady to make her my fiancee. You are available or have anyone?

RedBenson:


I've repented ma! But i'm still searching for a good lady to make her my fiancee. You are available or have anyone?

hmm.na so Una dey talk.
wel make ur request knw to God, and have faith.

one thing I av come to knw brother is dat watever qualities u want in a partner, b dat too.i.e b dat which u will want to see in potential spouse.

if u want a God fearing lady, b a God fearing man.if u want a hardworking lady, b hardworking likewise. if u want a neat n beautiful woman, b one too.
take care

ladygudhead:



hmm.na so Una dey talk.
wel make ur request knw to God, and have faith.

one thing I av come to knw brother is dat watever qualities u want in a partner, b dat too.i.e b dat which u will want to see in potential spouse.

if u want a God fearing lady, b a God fearing man.if u want a hardworking lady, b hardworking likewise. if u want a neat n beautiful woman, b one too.
take care

Yes of course. I'm all i want my woman to be. Are you all i want in a woman?

RedBenson:


Yes of course. I'm all i want my woman to be. Are you all i want in a woman?

how do I knw all you want in a woman.
am not a seer na

ladygudhead:


how do I knw all you want in a woman.
am not a seer na

Well, Very simple qualities that should be expected from every woman, just that some women make it to be difficult.

* She must be obedient/submissive (bible talk am)

* She must be a home maker, accomodating and a good cook (i no joke wit my belle)lolz.

* She must be intellectually/educationally sound to at least appreciable extent (which most ladies are now).

* She must be God fearing who considers God in all her dealings first, added wit heavenly devotional spirit

* Complexion: dark, chocolate or fair is cool.

* She must not overly love money cos no one who can stop women from loving money.

* Good participator in "bedmatic affairs" cos a boring sexual life btwn couple is very dangerious.

* Economically resourcesful to the upbringing of the family and the society at large.

* Height: 5ft 4" and above=cool by me.

* Generally have all the womanly sexually appealing qualities like good shape, appreciable booty, appreciable boobs, fine face and good hygiene. These qualities will sure keep me to her alone.

Are those too much to ask for?

redgem:

I use your nose

I wish you were beautiful

HIGHESTPOPORI:
I wish you were beautiful

K..I wish you've got brains

RedBenson:


Well, Very simple qualities that should be expected from every woman, just that some women make it to be difficult.

* She must be obedient/submissive (bible talk am)

* She must be a home maker, accomodating and a good cook (i no joke wit my belle)lolz.

* She must be intellectually/educationally sound to at least appreciable extent (which most ladies are now).

* She must be God fearing who considers God in all her dealings first, added wit heavenly devotional spirit

* Complexion: dark, chocolate or fair is cool.

* She must not overly love money cos no one who can stop women from loving money.

* Good participator in "bedmatic affairs" cos a boring sexual life btwn couple is very dangerious.

* Economically resourcesful to the upbringing of the family and the society at large.

* Height: 5ft 4" and above=cool by me.

* Generally have all the womanly sexually appealing qualities like good shape, appreciable booty, appreciable boobs, fine face and good hygiene. These qualities will sure keep me to her alone.

Are those too much to ask for?

lol.orishirishi

well ur tastes aren't bad.
so tel me ur own qualities

ladygudhead:


lol.orishirishi

well ur tastes aren't bad.
so tel me ur own qualities

Lol. Which one be orishirishi dia?

As for my qualities, let me not be self-appraised. I leave that to her to find out, but i believe though i cant score 100%, i wont be poorly rated in most of the qualities women want in a man.

So, where do we go next?

RedBenson:


Lol. Which one be orishirishi dia?

As for my qualities, let me not be self-appraised. I leave that to her to find out, but i believe though i cant score 100%, i wont be poorly rated in most of the qualities women want in a man.

So, where do we go next?

hmmm r you asking me out

ladygudhead:

hmmm r you asking me out

Let's assume so. So?

RedBenson:

Let's assume so. So?

hmm 'assume so' I dont wanna b ur next target on nairaland. before u will start patronizing me like u did to Aitee

ladygudhead:


hmm 'assume so'
I dont wanna b ur next target on nairaland.
before u will start patronizing me like u did to Aitee

Lol. We were never serious. We just happened to know we are from same state and since then, we've been like Tom and Jerry in relationship issues. Let me even invite her. Aitee1, can you say otherwise to this claim? Mind you, ku nswene oh.

Hope i've cleared myself?

Now, can we switch to the side (PM) for private convo?

RedBenson:


Lol. We were never serious. We just happened to know we are from same state and since then, we've been like Tom and Jerry in relationship issues. Let me even invite her. Aitee1, can you say otherwise to this claim? Mind you, ku nswene oh.

Hope i've cleared myself?

Now, can we switch to the side (PM) for private convo?

Aitee1:

I thought you said you'll never quote me on nairaland again? Btw, wetin those emoticons come mean?

RedBenson:


Lol. We were never serious. We just happened to know we are from same state and since then, we've been like Tom and Jerry in relationship issues. Let me even invite her. Aitee1, can you say otherwise to this claim? Mind you, ku nswene oh.

Hope i've cleared myself?

Now, can we switch to the side (PM) for private convo?

drop ur nmb

RedBenson:


Lol. We were never serious. We just happened to know we are from same state and since then, we've been like Tom and Jerry in relationship issues. Let me even invite her. Aitee1, can you say otherwise to this claim? Mind you, ku nswene oh.

Hope i've cleared myself?

Now, can we switch to the side (PM) for private convo?

drop ur nmb dats d least I can accept for now

ladygudhead:

drop ur nmb dats d least I can accept for now

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