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Click At Ur Own Peril by mykali(m): 3:54pm On Mar 16, 2009
question. why do only 10% of women go to heaven

answer. because if they all did, it will be hell. grin

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question. why was lolabey the doll thrown out of the toy box

answer because she always sat on pinochio's nose saying ''lie to me'' grin grin grin

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question why is AIR a lot like SEX

answer because its no big deal . . . .unless ur not getting any. grin
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by kenypumpin: 4:00pm On Mar 16, 2009
mykali:

question. why do only 10% of women go to heaven

answer. because if they all did, it will be hell. grin

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question. why was lolabey the doll thrown out of the toy box

answer because she always sat on pinochio's nose saying ''lie to me'' grin grin grin

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question why is AIR a lot like SEX

answer because its no big deal . . . .unless ur not getting any. grin


mehnz the woman one is so funny
and with the sex one, no lets virgins kon fight u ooooo
nice joke over all grin grin
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by jamace(m): 7:08pm On Mar 16, 2009
Click at your own peril.
Ah ah, I didn't click o. How did I get here? Tiptoes out of thread.
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by D1KeleVra(m): 8:09pm On Mar 16, 2009
mykali:

question. why do only 10% of women go to heaven

answer. because if they all did, it will be hell. grin

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[b]question.
why was lolabey the doll thrown out of the toy box

answer because she always sat on pinochio's nose saying ''lie to me'' grin grin grin

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question why is AIR a lot like SEX

answer because its no big deal . . . .unless ur not getting any. grin


hehehehehe! Verrry naughty! cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by clemcykul(f): 10:29am On Mar 17, 2009
lmao!
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by mykali(m): 5:01pm On Mar 17, 2009
Question. How can u tel when a mechanic just had sex?
Answer. 1 of his fingerz is clean


Question. What do u do wit 365 used rubbers?
Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a good year. grin

Question. What did d egg say 2 d boiling water?
Answer . How can u xpect me 2 get hard so fast, i just got laid a minute ago

Question. Wat do u kal a nun wit a sex-change operation.
Answer. A tran-sister

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dani and ben2001 went 2 a callgirl.

dani went in and came outside and said '' Nna, my wife is better''

ben2001 went in and came out and said '' oboy u are right. . . your wife is much better'' grin grin grin
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by Lolabbey: 5:04pm On Mar 17, 2009
na wah oooo
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by mykali(m): 5:31pm On Mar 17, 2009
what is wrong with u?

na me say make u click. u should read instructions. tongue
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On Mar 18, 2009
lol
i dont like reading instructions
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by mykali(m): 7:50pm On Mar 18, 2009
u dont have to tell me that. i knew u were born with disobedience. grin
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by sholabanke(m): 8:09pm On Mar 18, 2009
hahaha
dissobi-what?
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by mykali(m): 8:30pm On Mar 18, 2009
i know say u no go skul. oya repeat after me

dis o be di ence. grin
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by Moyola(f): 8:37pm On Mar 18, 2009
:p
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by mykali(m): 8:42pm On Mar 18, 2009
cry
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by tytylayor: 6:28am On Mar 19, 2009
;d
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by romsky: 9:31am On Mar 19, 2009
at least i didnt click until 48hrs after i really tried to stay away
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by clemcykul(f): 12:02pm On Mar 19, 2009
and the tatafoness in you couldnt let u
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by romsky: 12:12pm On Mar 19, 2009
at least my tatafo ovapowered long after unlyk all of una wey be snr prefects for tatafology
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by clemcykul(f): 12:14pm On Mar 19, 2009
tell that to the birds
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by romsky: 12:15pm On Mar 19, 2009
tell dat 2 d fishes
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by clemcykul(f): 12:50pm On Mar 19, 2009
i told em and ryte now they are in my pot of stew, do same to the damn birds
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by romsky: 12:53pm On Mar 19, 2009
using dem 4 barbecue & suya 2nyt
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by tytylayor: 4:25pm On Mar 19, 2009
hehe
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by romsky: 4:29pm On Mar 19, 2009
i no invite u
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by tytylayor: 4:50pm On Mar 19, 2009
abeg, i go bring mowet
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by romsky: 4:54pm On Mar 19, 2009
get me a bottle of eggovin
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by clemcykul(f): 4:59pm On Mar 19, 2009
tyty too get longi. *hides pot of stew*
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by romsky: 5:03pm On Mar 19, 2009
comot all d chairs
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by D1KeleVra(m): 6:08pm On Mar 19, 2009
You wan tiff the chairs?
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by tytylayor: 6:14pm On Mar 19, 2009
clemcykul:

tyty too get longi. *hides pot of stew*

hide at ur own peril
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by alimat2(f): 11:29am On Mar 20, 2009
romade:

comot all d chairs

Na u bi di new chairman?
Re: Click At Ur Own Peril by jmkbond(f): 11:34am On Mar 20, 2009
undecided

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