Staying in a neighbourhood gives you the chance to meet different types of people and learning to deal with them.
You will definitely find your neighbour among the list below.

1. Parentless kids.
There is always sound of yelling kids from their house. Their parents are never at home. They are basically noise makers.

2. The Over-friendly Neighbour
They make your business, their business. You like it or not. These are typically the neighbours who will literally stay in your house and wouldn’t even mind helping you out with your daily chores. They don’t know where to draw the line and end up being over friendly. More often than not they cross the line. These neighbours want to know everything about you, your family, how much money you earn every month, where you make all your investments and your spending patterns. They want to know it all without even once thinking that these are personal and you are not comfortable sharing them.

3. The Really Mysterious Neighbour There’s is never any noise coming from his apartment. However, the only dialogue you ever had with this type of neighbour probably consists of “Hello!” and “Nice weather today, huh?” You’ve probably noticed that the really mysterious neighbour comes back home either late at night or early in the morning. And he doesn’t appear to be drunk which makes things even weirder. You have no idea where he goes, what he does and whether you should be worried that he might be a criminal or not. You better stick to just ‘hello’ when talking to this neighbour and never ask him anything because you know what happened to the curious cat, right? It became a victim of its really mysterious neighbour.

4. The fighting couple.
These neighbours fight with their spouse in the open and keep throwing offensive words at each other. They just disturb the peace of the neighbourhood.

5. The Copy Cats – The Me Too Neighbours
If you are noticing a pattern of your neighbours having the same things you possess from quite some time now, then you can rule out the option of it being a sheer co-incidence – it’s called copying. These are the type of neighbours who have no clue about what they want to buy and would just end up buying/doing the same set of things that you do, just to fit in. They would scan everything in your home if invited for a chat and there you go a replica of it would be in theirs too.

6.The Constant Borrowers
It’s a pleasant Saturday morning and you hear somebody knocking at your door. Surprise! The same neighbour who keeps asking you for something or the other is here again asking you for a cup of sugar. These are the neighbours who make complete utilization of the word “HELP” and would constantly keep borrowing things from you. If you have these type of neighbours consider adding a separate list in your monthly budget called “Neighbours list”!

7. Alcoholic neighbour.
Someone is knocking at your door and picking your lock at 1am in the morning? Oh, wait, it’s just your alcoholic neigbhour who is once again at the wrong door. Someone puked on your doorstep? Who was it this time – the alcoholic guy next door.

8.The Party Freak.
These are most likely young people who love to go out for parties and always invite their friends over for a party in their house. The sound of loud music and loud voices is the proof that they are at it again.

9. The Problem Creators
These neighbours are just too finicky about everything you do from moving a chair at your home to having a social event at your home-every single thing of your action bothers them and are waiting to gun you down! They are the ones who are unhappy about everything about their neighbourhood and would constantly keep bickering.

10. The Passive neighbor.
This one is just there. He doesn’t make noise nor look for trouble. He doesn’t seem to have any problem with anyone and just takes life as it comes. He just a jolly good fellow.

Can you see your neighbor in the list?

Sad enough I don't have a neigbor

missbehave247:
Sad enough I don't have a neigbor

Seems like you live in an island ?

numb

6, 7, 8

Nooooo, my father's house and a mind ur bis environs

Ucheosefoh:
Seems like you live in an island ?

What about people wey no get neighbour??

I use to be The Really Mysterious Neighbour until dey called a meeting because of me. They tot I was a fugitive.

Tydies:
I use to be The Really Mysterious Neighbour until dey called a meeting because of me. They tot I was a fugitive.

They called a meeting because of you? Na wa oh!

missbehave247:
Nooooo, my father's house and no tenant or neigbors

ok but one day Obi go be man go rent his own house with enough neighbors so it is still likely you will meet such neighbors in future

When u live in a cave, do u seem to bother about neighborhood?

I've gat no neighbors.

C505:
When u live in a cave, do u seem to bother about neighborhood?

You live in a cave?

No.3
Some people just like to mind their own business though.

Lol, if obi go rent duplex nko wey neigbors no till dey

Positive thinking please beside I hate neigbors because of my corporate nature

Ucheosefoh:
ok but one day Obi go be man go rent his own house with enough neighbors so it is still likely you will meet such neighbors in future

My neighbour?? Na die! She z always tempting! If I am d Adam and she z d Eve! I go dey chop her apple every day oo!

dem plenty jor

missbehave247:
Lol, if obi go rent duplex nko wey neigbors no till dey

Positive thinking please beside I hate neigbors because of my corporate nature

Neighbors will not have to be people staying in the same building with you even people living in other buildings beside you are still your neighbors

View our previous chat

Leave in an environment where everyone mind their biz

Ucheosefoh:
Neighbors will not have to be people staying in the same building with you even people living in other buildings beside you are still your neighbors

missbehave247:
View our previous chat

Leave in an environment where everyone mind their biz

Seems like you are working or never enter school cus I know what I mean by meet those type of neighbors

Graduate of Economics Sir

Job hunting in progress

Ucheosefoh:
Seems like you are working or never enter school cus I know what I mean by meet those type of neighbors

missbehave247:
Graduate of Economics Sir

Job hunting in progress

I understand but you can relate with my point cus you were once a student or maybe you attend lectures from home

Sure bro

Ucheosefoh:
I understand but you can relate with my point cus you were once a student or maybe you attend lectures from home

We are the mysterious ones, they said we are occultic...

Neighbours and their wahala

I have this particular one that has decided Do do all her chores by my window,she and her battalions don't let me enjoy my early morning sleep,I just tire

Funny enough I don't even know my neighbours

yea, quite hilarious and I must say I have neighbours in all of the categories. I live in Ajegunle and here you will want to believe you are in another country , and not part of Nigeria.

But the post is quite hilarious anyway. Nice compilations by the operators. We need more





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I dont have all these. My neighbours are peaceful people.
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