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Benjamin And The Black Sponge by D1KeleVra(m): 8:04pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Ben sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina. He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge." A few days later, Ben spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!" She replies, "I lost it, honey." A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?" Ben says, "It's over at TytyLayor's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!" |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 9:01am On Mar 17, 2009 |
fornicating is to tyty as adultery is to kerewa aka baba benjy |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 9:22am On Mar 17, 2009 |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by arramyjay: 9:29am On Mar 17, 2009 |
Gosh.lol hehhehe |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by D1KeleVra(m): 9:57am On Mar 17, 2009 |
romade: *mcheew!* I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! Ben no vex abeg! I just wan diss someone else The following, brief, conversation ensued because I offered to teach Romade how to drive: D1KeleVra: Romadense, Is ur trafficator on or off? Romadense: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 10:06am On Mar 17, 2009 |
its not funny |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by D1KeleVra(m): 10:15am On Mar 17, 2009 |
duh! Romade? |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 10:52am On Mar 17, 2009 |
dickele male, where is dickele female? |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by clemcykul(f): 11:07am On Mar 17, 2009 |
@joke lo |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by tytylayor: 11:13am On Mar 17, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: comment my reserve |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 11:25am On Mar 17, 2009 |
I'm less concerned |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by clemcykul(f): 11:40am On Mar 17, 2009 |
so am i |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 11:43am On Mar 17, 2009 |
which is y u r surfrn 4rm a serious hangover |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 11:46am On Mar 17, 2009 |
. . and taking overdose of aspirin |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by D1KeleVra(m): 11:49am On Mar 17, 2009 |
Ben20001: lolol Ben20001: Ask Clemelecine! |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 11:50am On Mar 17, 2009 |
ben i dont lyk a 3rd personality wen i am talkin to my clumsy |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 11:53am On Mar 17, 2009 |
You deserve an award for your statement |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by tytylayor: 12:04pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: ur even proud of ur goro teeth |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 12:06pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
show ur own |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by tytylayor: 12:15pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
am toothless na, u know |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 12:33pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
oops u will be one hundred and onety one yrs old by dis tym tomorrow |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
@replies lmao tyty o gbadun |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 3:25pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
this is serious |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by clemcykul(f): 4:06pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
na today? |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by tytylayor: 4:10pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
e don tay wey u dey yaba left na, who nor know |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Lolabbey: 4:12pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
dis is fornication and adultery tred |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 4:21pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
which category u fall? |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by tytylayor: 4:33pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
none of d above |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by romsky: 4:39pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
in dis modern day u still allow dat boi to ****er u 4 molue bak |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Lolabbey: 4:41pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
hope u no wet as u dey fan them |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Ben13: 4:43pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
that tatafo |
Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by Lolabbey: 4:46pm On Mar 17, 2009 |
solo makinde |
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