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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 2:33pm On Feb 27, 2016
Oyehomie:
Yeah...alryt ...don't be tired o.....pls ensure u rest well o..
YeaYea....How are yu hun?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 2:34pm On Feb 27, 2016
spixytinxy:
owo e da
no dey ask me money again, u know say na d end of d month i dey pay for all my drinks
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 2:34pm On Feb 27, 2016
Lossus:
please, all in all, like how much would someone "Need" (not want; excluding frivolities) in Orientation camp. And what apart from feeding and personal stuffs do we need money for "official" camp activities...........[rep UNIBEN btw]
Camp Items
1 Documents and Photocopies
2 Call-up letter
3 Statement of Result/transcript
4 First degree certificates
5 School ID card
6 Passport photographs
Comments
You won't be allowed into camp premises
without any of them. Go there with about 10
passports & 5 document photocopies each
Toiletries
Essentials
7 Toothbrush & Toothpaste
8 Bath soap & Sponge
9 Detergent & Bar Soap
10 Toilet Paper
11 Towel
Others
12 Sanitary Pads & Tampons
13 Shower Caps
14 Bleach
15 Disinfectants
16 Buckets & Bailer
17 Body Cream & Lotion
Its ok to buy buckets and non-essentials at the
camp.
Clothing Items
18 White T-shirts
19 White Shorts
20 Whites tennis shoes
21 White socks
22 Underwear
23 Bed sheets
24 Perfumes/ body spray
25 Rubber slippers/flip flops
26 Combs and hair needs
27 Makeup & accessories
* You will be provided with 2 pairs of white T-
shirts and shorts in camp but you can take up to
2 pairs along.
* Colored panties will be too conspicuous under
the white tops and bottoms.
* You can take a 2 - 3 sets of casual wears/mufti
for Sunday and camp fire night.
* 1 pair of shoe and socks is okay. It is good to
have a white rubber shoe that is easy to clean
(sold at camp also)
Other Recommended Items
28 Torch lights
29 Mosquito nets/mosquito repellant
30 Food flasks, cups, drinking flasks & cutlery
31 Cloth hangers
32 Wrist watch
33 Padlocks and keys
34 Waist pouch
35 Handkerchiefs/face towels/Kleenex
36 Pegs/clips
37 Get a cheap watch. Every one uses a waist
purse. Its your camp bestie. Most of these items
can be easily bought in the camp so don't worry.
If you cant get them before travelling.
Optional First Aid Items
38 Methylated spirits/ rubbing alcohol
39 Band aids/plasters
40 Robb
41 Bandages
42 Cotton wool
43 Anti-purging pills (flagyl, tetracycline etc.)
44 Anti-malaria pills
45 Inhaler (for those who are asthmatic)
These aren't necessary except you have
something to treat or known allergies
Miscellaneous
46 Camera & batteries
47 Writing pads and stationary
48 Novels/Books
49 Pillow
50 Games
51 Mp3/ iPod
52 Eye pads for sleeping & ear plugs
53 Surge protectors / extensions
54 Glue sticks & stapler
If you have an internet-enabled camera phone,
do take it along. Camp life can be very boring
without one. You will like to take pictures and
share with your friends. You only need to be very
vigilant and protective of your things. If you feel
you need a bulletproof vest or helmet, please
carry it. You know what we mean, don't you?
55. MONEY, MONEY, AND MORE MONEY.
* Never, ever, ever run out of it. Bring as much
as you can afford.
* Mirrors and forks are known to be contraband
items in camp
* Prices of items apart from fast consumer
goods (Credit, Gala, Indomie etc) are usually
higher than those outside so it is advisable you
buy the things you can before going into camp.


******
no vex say I waste space o,na copy and past I do.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Lossus(m): 2:38pm On Feb 27, 2016
justified19:
Camp Items
1 Documents and Photocopies
2 Call-up letter
3 Statement of Result/transcript
4 First degree certificates
5 School ID card
6 Passport photographs
Comments
You won't be allowed into camp premises
without any of them. Go there with about 10
passports & 5 document photocopies each
Toiletries
Essentials
7 Toothbrush & Toothpaste
8 Bath soap & Sponge
9 Detergent & Bar Soap
10 Toilet Paper
11 Towel
Others
12 Sanitary Pads & Tampons
13 Shower Caps
14 Bleach
15 Disinfectants
16 Buckets & Bailer
17 Body Cream & Lotion
Its ok to buy buckets and non-essentials at the
camp.
Clothing Items
18 White T-shirts
19 White Shorts
20 Whites tennis shoes
21 White socks
22 Underwear
23 Bed sheets
24 Perfumes/ body spray
25 Rubber slippers/flip flops
26 Combs and hair needs
27 Makeup & accessories
* You will be provided with 2 pairs of white T-
shirts and shorts in camp but you can take up to
2 pairs along.
* Colored panties will be too conspicuous under
the white tops and bottoms.
* You can take a 2 - 3 sets of casual wears/mufti
for Sunday and camp fire night.
* 1 pair of shoe and socks is okay. It is good to
have a white rubber shoe that is easy to clean
(sold at camp also)
Other Recommended Items
28 Torch lights
29 Mosquito nets/mosquito repellant
30 Food flasks, cups, drinking flasks & cutlery
31 Cloth hangers
32 Wrist watch
33 Padlocks and keys
34 Waist pouch
35 Handkerchiefs/face towels/Kleenex
36 Pegs/clips
37 Get a cheap watch. Every one uses a waist
purse. Its your camp bestie. Most of these items
can be easily bought in the camp so don't worry.
If you cant get them before travelling.
Optional First Aid Items
38 Methylated spirits/ rubbing alcohol
39 Band aids/plasters
40 Robb
41 Bandages
42 Cotton wool
43 Anti-purging pills (flagyl, tetracycline etc.)
44 Anti-malaria pills
45 Inhaler (for those who are asthmatic)
These aren't necessary except you have
something to treat or known allergies
Miscellaneous
46 Camera & batteries
47 Writing pads and stationary
48 Novels/Books
49 Pillow
50 Games
51 Mp3/ iPod
52 Eye pads for sleeping & ear plugs
53 Surge protectors / extensions
54 Glue sticks & stapler
If you have an internet-enabled camera phone,
do take it along. Camp life can be very boring
without one. You will like to take pictures and
share with your friends. You only need to be very
vigilant and protective of your things. If you feel
you need a bulletproof vest or helmet, please
carry it. You know what we mean, don't you?
55. MONEY, MONEY, AND MORE MONEY.
* Never, ever, ever run out of it. Bring as much
as you can afford.
* Mirrors and forks are known to be contraband
items in camp
* Prices of items apart from fast consumer
goods (Credit, Gala, Indomie etc) are usually
higher than those outside so it is advisable you
buy the things you can before going into camp.


******
no vex say I waste space o,na copy and past I do.


Thanks, but what I was tilting to was to the aspect of "payments"! I heard there are some registration fees that someone could pay for, hence I stress the "need" so I can decipher between money I need and the spare....thanks again
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 2:39pm On Feb 27, 2016
terrymason:
hmmm! Hmmm! Holy! Sister you will bring 20litres wink of undiluted olive oil! just see ur moniker BlizzyDoDo na frying things grin
Fraiser carry plate come mk u collect small dodo from blizzy!
wen I tell u say make u dey reduce dat headpan wey u dey carry u no go listen, dat tin too dey heavy, na hin dey affect u now, na hin no make u remember say blizzydoDo na my wife, na every morni she dey fry very hot dodo for me
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by rosalieene(f): 2:43pm On Feb 27, 2016
Safety Tips: **Beware of some photographers in camp o...they are all out to make their money & wouldn't mind snapping u even in the toilet ** Guys, beware of camp girlfriends as this will certainly be a great threat to your money... **Do not owe debts at mami market as this will be a threat to your first allawee & life after camp **Do not get emotional with anyone on camp as this could break you down to realize that your object of emotion is transferred on the last day to a place which you can't reach in the next one year... **for females who'll be posted to rigid camps, I pity your long braids because female soldiers will teach you unforgettable lessons **Do not in anyway insult any force man as this can ruin your service year **Hold your konji abeg...do not hide to release it in a dark corner with a babe because you may be sighted by a soldier hiding somewhere in army camouflage... (Remember you can't hide with your white attire). **If you are going to apply for redeployment, make sure your medical report/marriage certificate is handy... **Female PCMs, abeg no turn anyhow for soja front o! Konji dey follow catch dem @ some point... **Do not forget your ATM card as you may need to make withdrawals through a third party... **Be careful of the person you give your ATM cards to help you withdraw... **When a girl asks you to meet her at mami market, hmmmm...I rest my case... MAKE SURE YOU SAVE SOME CASH FOR AFTER CAMP LIFE...SERIOUSLY, THE FIRST MONTH AFTER CAMPING IS USUALLY STRESSFUL BECAUSE YOU NEED TO 1. locate your PPA, 2. Search for accommodation if you're not given 3. Do documentation at NYSC Secretariat 4. Feed yourself 5. Pay for transport fares (bike men will surely want to capitalize on your ignorance of your new environment) ****my last advise for now, HOLD YOUR CASH WELL & YOUR WAIST BAG MUST NOT LEAVE YOUR WAIST BEFORE WHAT HAPPENED IN 1825 WILL REPEAT ITSELF... lolz...

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:44pm On Feb 27, 2016
FolabiBret:

But u sabi blow grammar o. Shuuu!
Lolzzz,no mind me oo baba,na learning process I dey oo..Thanks 4 the complement o je,atleast somebody noticed..whew!!!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 2:46pm On Feb 27, 2016
Fraih:

Cool.... Make sense.
You should know how to cook o, incase your madam isn't around, and who knows,she might like breakfast in bed wink

IghravweIG, we don go frontpage come Back na.
wetin b dis tin wey i dey see, hin madam ke? no tell me say hin too dey into sugar mama ooo
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 2:49pm On Feb 27, 2016
Lossus:



Thanks, but what I was tilting to was to the aspect of "payments"! I heard there are some registration fees that someone could pay for, hence I stress the "need" so I can decipher between money I need and the spare....thanks again
ok, now I get..

logodwhiz and kbs468 will help u out wen they com.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 2:50pm On Feb 27, 2016
Qutyjoice:

YeaYea....How are yu hun?
I'm basking in d glory of God o....me cul...u re smhow nt regular tuday..na weekend we dey nah..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 2:51pm On Feb 27, 2016
IghravweIG:

U dey fear grin
Me I ready for them.
I wan b ex-convict, so that if I come back, I go fit rule the nation. grin
if dat b d case, i recommend kirikiri or kuje for u, na dia u go fit accomplish d mission shap shap no b nairaland prison
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 2:51pm On Feb 27, 2016
Lossus:



Thanks, but what I was tilting to was to the aspect of "payments"! I heard there are some registration fees that someone could pay for, hence I stress the "need" so I can decipher between money I need and the spare....thanks again
This is not true at all, you can't pay anything during registration except if you need to do photocopy of your documents. The money you are to take along is your transport fare(lol) if only it's necessary and cool cash to eat from maami market if you are not interested in dere food. By d way you are to collect transport fare and your first alawee dere. Thank me later! winks

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by wittyemi(m): 2:52pm On Feb 27, 2016
[quote author=Fraih post=43302661]
You no kno ni, hin be the Patrick Obahiagbon And the Radio presenter for this Golden city.
I feel you wittyemi cool
hehehe, Omo to shan FRAIH,i sight you jare,my head is just bigging..My top caller on GC 109.9fm..Tanku

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by IghravweIG(m): 2:53pm On Feb 27, 2016
Fraiser:
if dat b d case, i recommend kirikiri or kuje for u, na dia u go fit accomplish d mission shap shap no b nairaland prison
Lolz.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 2:54pm On Feb 27, 2016
Oyehomie:

I'm basking in d glory of God o....me cul...u re smhow nt regular tuday..na weekend we dey nah..
Lol.....Busy watching films ni jawie dnt mind me. It use to happn once a while.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 2:57pm On Feb 27, 2016
FRAIH Fraiher Fraherest
Frais FRAISER Fraiserest
Bro & Sist how are you both doing How weekend for u na Syd
SC31 any gist today??
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 2:58pm On Feb 27, 2016
Qutyjoice:

Lol.....Busy watching films ni jawie dnt mind me. It use to happn once a while.
Ooo..movies tns..title?..hope u re nt a movie freak like sm ppl..missoyin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Lossus(m): 3:02pm On Feb 27, 2016
Qutyjoice:

This is not true at all, you can't pay anything during registration except if you need to do photocopy of your documents. The money you are to take along is your transport fare(lol) if only it's necessary and cool cash to eat from maami market if you are not interested in dere food. By d way you are to collect transport fare and your first alawee dere. Thank me later! winks


Thanks. Really nice info and I wanna just ask for confirmation. errrm are u serving? or have you served as u are very sure of the "non payment thing". I personally heard that registration for some "training" exercises and "IT courses" could or do take place in camp. I might be wrong. are u sure is the question I'm tryna ask?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 3:13pm On Feb 27, 2016
justified19:
baba, I no get tym..

if den ban justifie.d10, justified 19, i go open justified11 till I reach justified,100.. na dem go tire..
hehehe....if u lyk continue 2 dey misbehave,OYO is ur case
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 3:14pm On Feb 27, 2016
Qutyjoice:
FRAIH Fraiher Fraherest

Frais FRAISER Fraiserest

Bro & Sist how are you both doing
How weekend for u na Syd

SC31 any gist today??
baby of d house hope u are doin gud, hw has been ur weekend? av missed u real bad, kid sis oya common coma sit down on my lap *she sat down, den lookin @ her eyes, touching her cheeks, dressin her hairs* ur husband dare not hav a bad thought, he is so much aware of how I use to pamper my sisters
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 3:15pm On Feb 27, 2016
Lossus:



Thanks. Really nice info and I wanna just ask for confirmation. errrm are u serving? or have you served as u are very sure of the "non payment thing". I personally heard that registration for some "training" exercises and "IT courses" could or do take place in camp. I might be wrong. are u sure is the question I'm tryna ask?
Not serving but my friends that did last yr told me everything, so I know much.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 3:15pm On Feb 27, 2016
justified19:
baba, I no get tym..

if den ban justifie.d10, justified 19, i go open justified11 till I reach justified,100.. na dem go tire..
wot about if den decide to put embargo on anytin lyk justified anywia dey see am nko?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Qutyjoice(f): 3:19pm On Feb 27, 2016
Oyehomie:

Ooo..movies tns..title?..hope u re nt a movie freak like sm ppl..missoyin
I'm o...hehehe...I don watch more than enough fa...Faith (korean seasn film)
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 3:19pm On Feb 27, 2016
Rukkyola:
It b lyk sey his excellency logoDWhiz no sabi buk again,oya kbs468 or 419 gist me wat hav shele recently.I knw sey u sabi buk unlik fraiser
na me no sabi buk abi, i piry u, wen i dey sku enh durin exams pple go copy my work nd mistakenly copy my name nd matric no join am to tell u how booklicious i am o, sorry if it sounds lyk proudin
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:22pm On Feb 27, 2016
Lossus:



Thanks. Really nice info and I wanna just ask for confirmation. errrm are u serving? or have you served as u are very sure of the "non payment thing". I personally heard that registration for some "training" exercises and "IT courses" could or do take place in camp. I might be wrong. are u sure is the question I'm tryna ask?

Hello!

Yes, I've heard of some fees being paid.
But about the courses or training stuff, it's not mandatory you register in camp. Your first allawee can cover that or yoou can do it when you get to your PPA.

Although in camp you can pay some money to be used for the platoon activities for the Camp Fire Night and other activities. But it's actually not much.

I believe the allawee money, transport allawee and Bicycle allawee are well enough to cover this and they'll be given to us before we start paying.




About the amount of money you need carry, it all depends on the way you spend.
#10k upwards is enough to cover yourexpenses and any registration you feel like doing
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 3:22pm On Feb 27, 2016
Rukkyola:

watsup boss.Do u knw me? Oya do ur introduction.Am in charge of giving wateva kind of advice 2 pple.but na N50 per service.submit ur money 2 fraiser
since i don dey do ur cashier i neva count any money o, u sure say den still dey request for ur service lyk bfor? may b u go dey try put som small small brain to d advice wey u dey giv dem because me i need money o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 3:25pm On Feb 27, 2016
Rukkyola:
It b lyk sey his excellency logoDWhiz no sabi buk again,oya kbs468 or 419 gist me wat hav shele recently.I knw sey u sabi buk unlik fraiser


Hehehheeh cheesy
Rukky o


Well, nothing much has happened.

We've had influx of new members taking the show.

Nothing new yet from NYSC
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by chigsboss(m): 3:31pm On Feb 27, 2016
Rukkyola:

watsup boss.Do u knw me? Oya do ur introduction.Am in charge of giving wateva kind of advice 2 pple.but na N50 per service.submit ur money 2 fraiser
#smiles
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by chigsboss(m): 3:32pm On Feb 27, 2016
spixytinxy:
na ur mouth sour, not my drink
...com n replace ma palmwine jor
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Brimmie(m): 3:37pm On Feb 27, 2016
justified19:
Camp Items 1 Documents and Photocopies 2 Call-up letter 3 Statement of Result/transcript 4 First degree certificates 5 School ID card 6 Passport photographs Comments You won't be allowed into camp premises without any of them. Go there with about 10 passports & 5 document photocopies each Toiletries Essentials 7 Toothbrush & Toothpaste 8 Bath soap & Sponge 9 Detergent & Bar Soap 10 Toilet Paper 11 Towel Others 12 Sanitary Pads & Tampons 13 Shower Caps 14 Bleach 15 Disinfectants 16 Buckets & Bailer 17 Body Cream & Lotion Its ok to buy buckets and non-essentials at the camp. Clothing Items 18 White T-shirts 19 White Shorts 20 Whites tennis shoes 21 White socks 22 Underwear 23 Bed sheets 24 Perfumes/ body spray 25 Rubber slippers/flip flops 26 Combs and hair needs 27 Makeup & accessories * You will be provided with 2 pairs of white T- shirts and shorts in camp but you can take up to 2 pairs along. * Colored panties will be too conspicuous under the white tops and bottoms. * You can take a 2 - 3 sets of casual wears/mufti for Sunday and camp fire night. * 1 pair of shoe and socks is okay. It is good to have a white rubber shoe that is easy to clean (sold at camp also) Other Recommended Items 28 Torch lights 29 Mosquito nets/mosquito repellant 30 Food flasks, cups, drinking flasks & cutlery 31 Cloth hangers 32 Wrist watch 33 Padlocks and keys 34 Waist pouch 35 Handkerchiefs/face towels/Kleenex 36 Pegs/clips 37 Get a cheap watch. Every one uses a waist purse. Its your camp bestie. Most of these items can be easily bought in the camp so don't worry. If you cant get them before travelling. Optional First Aid Items 38 Methylated spirits/ rubbing alcohol 39 Band aids/plasters 40 Robb 41 Bandages 42 Cotton wool 43 Anti-purging pills (flagyl, tetracycline etc.) 44 Anti-malaria pills 45 Inhaler (for those who are asthmatic) These aren't necessary except you have something to treat or known allergies Miscellaneous 46 Camera & batteries 47 Writing pads and stationary 48 Novels/Books 49 Pillow 50 Games 51 Mp3/ iPod 52 Eye pads for sleeping & ear plugs 53 Surge protectors / extensions 54 Glue sticks & stapler If you have an internet-enabled camera phone, do take it along. Camp life can be very boring without one. You will like to take pictures and share with your friends. You only need to be very vigilant and protective of your things. If you feel you need a bulletproof vest or helmet, please carry it. You know what we mean, don't you? 55. MONEY, MONEY, AND MORE MONEY. * Never, ever, ever run out of it. Bring as much as you can afford. * Mirrors and forks are known to be contraband items in camp * Prices of items apart from fast consumer goods (Credit, Gala, Indomie etc) are usually higher than those outside so it is advisable you buy the things you can before going into camp.

****** no vex say I waste space o,na copy and past I do.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 3:39pm On Feb 27, 2016
Oyehomie:

Spixytinxy Abeg u get seaman royal? I won give ma in-law so he can shower his blessing ova m nd ma new found rib..Qutyjoice..help me and package am with kolanut.
...carrying it to una aos...Nah hin be dis inlaw prostrating to deliver it again....na wen una go want make we do our engagement/marriage proper?
enh enh kare omoluabi, oya stand up make u sit down, now wey u don sabi wash ur hand, u go surely dine wit d elders, o ya put d seaman royal nd d cola down.. *callin on d house boys* mufuuuu!!!! mufuuuu!!!, surajuuu!!! surajuuu!!! nibo lawon lawon omo olori bonbo wonyi gbalo? (wia dem all dis stuborn head pikins go) one of dem answer from afar *sirrrrr!!! na me b dis sir* nibo lo gbalo? (wia did u go) o ya bami ko otin wonyi wole o jere (pack all dis drink inside jere) now facin my prospective inlaw* u see wot u need now is money, u will spend alot of money, we need to appease lyk 201 Gods bfor i can finally hand over my sister to u, u will buy 7 cows, 7 jar of palm oil, 100 gallons of palmwine, 500 cartons of beer, 20 roasted whole bush meets, 20 baskets of pepper nd tomato for a start, den u com back later for d list of items for bride price after u don buy all dis onces so dat we can start d marriage arrangements immediately
cc
fraih
qutyjoice
shammak
blizzydoDo
Family friends(abbeyunique2, jubrealguy, justified10)
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Oyehomie(m): 3:49pm On Feb 27, 2016
Fraiser:
enh enh kare omoluabi, oya stand up make u sit down, now wey u don sabi wash ur hand, u go surely dine wit d elders, o ya put d seaman royal nd d cola down.. *callin on d house boys* mufuuuu!!!! mufuuuu!!!, surajuuu!!! surajuuu!!! nibo lawon lawon omo olori bonbo wonyi gbalo? (wia dem all dis stuborn head pikins go) one of dem answer from afar *sirrrrr!!! na me b dis sir* nibo lo gbalo? (wia did u go) o ya bami ko otin wonyi wole o jere (pack all dis drink inside jere) now facin my prospective inlaw* u see wot u need now is money, u will spend alot of money, we need to appease lyk 201 Gods bfor i can finally hand over my sister to u, u will buy 7 cows, 7 jar of palm oil, 100 gallons of palmwine, 500 cartons of beer, 20 roasted whole bush meets, 20 baskets of pepper nd tomato for a start, den u com back later for d list of items for bride price
cc
fraih
qutyjoice
shammak
O boi..are u sure dis tns re nt to much for d gods...it's nt like deres no money o...God has blessed me it lot of dem...burrr...ahh..all ds gods tns, ah, we no dey du dem for ma family bayi o...abi....! Fraih, wettn u talk nah....Qutyjoice......ehn?...if i gv oga shammak d money nko? Shey he go do am ni...abi na chiefpriest make i gv...but nah check o...hw much be evrytn put togeda....

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