jubrealguy:
baby......why begging me wit the God na, people esp foreigners wud b thinking m one wicked husband now.......in fact, o don't wantu stress u....lemme sleep like dat. Looking at ur face all night is enough food

kai I shake my head for u, insecurity don collect ur right has an husband comot ur hand, u don turn gbewudani

Am surfing as usual...your grandma must be a very pretty woman

eaglevision:


see ur fine teeth like my grandmother own,hehe! how u doin dis evenin dear?

iambibi:
.. Seriously baby.. Trust me!!.. Abi U no kno me again?

over knowing u dey worry me.......buh i know all ds boiz sef, dem fit go carry juju from dem Abbeyunique2 village.........well, tomorrow prayer for church ho badt gan b dat. I trust u plenty but like i said background checks are necessary. My mind is cooleeeh now

Chommieblaq:

Hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

abi na... Me self go start to dey talk akure dialect o

Chommieblaq:

Ma Love don't cost a thing.

na because of sey u never meet person wey get better money for hand o

jubrealguy:
okay......pap will do........chai!! I really married well

naso ore, u get luck welwel

jubrealguy:
u stylishly threatened to take away my wife from me, we can never be padi........in fact, i wan ban u from our house

My guy e no reach dat level nd u sopos hapi oh! I no kno sey u guys don marry na..... O ya pele!!! u get gud wife bt pls no break ha hrt oh! I dey watch

iambibi:
.. Lmao.. Babe.. By d time iamdynamite finsh... Ur head go burst join!!

how are head no go burst wen she marry dynamite, wetin dem dey use break stone, her head no hard reach stone na

Fraiser:
naso ore, u get luck welwel

if u see the kind big star wey i trail, i bn wan give up before....i no know say na iambibi i dey go meet....I just thank God say i no give up. Oshey ore mi....d one wey u talk don do, goan sleep

Fraiser:
na because of sey u never meet person wey get better money for hand o

Iamdynamite get money scatter, as nysc dey post us, he wan carry me go Paris.

Fraiser:
lol... Make ur house boi... Oh sorry ur husband dey take pap sleep, hin b sickler? Nawa o

.. Wats dis one sayin..... Abi na u wey ur blood don turn paraga b sickler ..... Shebi u say u don change.... We neva still see d change

Abbeyunique2:

That's ur friend's wife you kow. I go break bottles o. if nah joke stop am

na me talk sey make my padi no sabi care for woman? Na free world everybody dey o

jubrealguy:
over knowing u dey worry me.......buh i know all ds boiz sef, dem fit go carry juju from dem Abbeyunique2 village.........well, tomorrow prayer for church ho badt gan b dat. I trust u plenty but like i said background checks are necessary. My mind is cooleeeh now

lol. no try my village jazz o. awon original dibia and witches lo wanibe.

I think we all need to see this http://www.sunnewsonline.ng/thinking-out-loud-about-the-nysc/

Testimony89:

My guy e no reach dat level nd u sopos hapi oh! I no kno sey u guys don marry na..... O ya pele!!! u get gud wife bt pls no break ha hrt oh! I dey watch

okay, she don vouch for u so e b like say i no go ban u frm my house bt rules dey ooo

1. No eva 4 ur life tell me mak i no brk ha heart cos dar talk too dey self righteous, i kno ur plan...me and my babe know how we dey roll

2. the most important......don't ever try to peep outside dat friendzone let alone leave because na u waka inside ursef and dere shall u b forever

iambibi:
.. Fraiser Fraiser... I no evn kno wetin i go dey call u.. Weda na my partner in crime abi na wetin... because.... Ur head dey there.... Oya back to business.. Hu u wan sell ur punchlines to and at wat price

babe u dont hav problem, oya call me dat beautiful name ''my treasure'' wey dey inside ur heart, no police man go arrest u for dis city aswear, as per dat punchlines na all dem guys wey no get d talent to compose punchlines I won sell dem for o, at a very shikini money, no worry na u go dey help me collect d money

chymi:
I think we all need to see this http://www.sunnewsonline.ng/thinking-out-loud-about-the-nysc/

dunno say this bae is a twitter warlady. she is dope. i wonder why she doesn't talk like that here.

Abbeyunique2:

em Egbon fraiser, if nah best man u want, i would make u one when me and beckytee are renewing our vow

no b ''best man'' I talk, na ''best'' ''man'' oya pronounce am again

Fraiser:
babe u dont hav problem, oya call me dat beautiful name ''my treasure'' wey dey inside ur heart, no police man go arrest u for dis city aswear, as per dat punchlines na all dem guys wey no get d talent to compose punchlines I won sell dem for o, at a very shikini money, no worry na u go dey help me collect d money

.... Treasure fire....... Infact i no business with again... I go only send d ppl wey go need ur punchlines to u ok.... Tnks... And gudnit

Fraiser:
na me talk sey make my padi no sabi care for woman? Na free world everybody dey o

when two elephants are fightin. nah Blizzydodo go suffer becos nkan tia se ti ile fi jo, nah everybody go know.

Fraiser:
babe u dont hav problem, oya call me dat beautiful name ''my treasure'' wey dey inside ur heart, no police man go arrest u for dis city aswear, as per dat punchlines na all dem guys wey no get d talent to compose punchlines I won sell dem for o, at a very shikini money, no worry na u go dey help me collect d money

.... Treasure fire....... Infact i no business again... I go only send d ppl wey go need ur punchlines to u ok.... Tnks... And gudnit

Fraiser:
no b ''best man'' I talk, na ''best'' ''man'' oya pronounce am again

lol. u don jonze walahi

Where is this bae oluwafirefunmi. i've missed you

jubrealguy:
okay, she don vouch for u so e b like say i no go ban u frm my house bt rules dey ooo

1. No eva 4 ur life tell me mak i no brk ha heart cos dar talk too dey self righteous, i kno ur plan...me and my babe know how we dey roll

2. the most important......don't ever try to peep outside dat friendzone let alone leave because na u waka inside ursef and dere shall u b forever

..lmao..... Chaii Jubreal jubreal.....i luv dis guy!!.. Deariee gudnit and sweet dreamz

jubrealguy:
if u see the kind big star wey i trail, i bn wan give up before....i no know say na iambibi i dey go meet....I just thank God say i no give up. Oshey ore mi....d one wey u talk don do, goan sleep

alfa... Shey dat pap don do u? Abi make I help u arrange garri nd kulikuli

Chommieblaq:

Iamdynamite get money scatter, as nysc dey post us, he wan carry me go Paris.

ehya... Which of d paris o, because d paris wey I know plenty o

iambibi:
..lmao..... Chaii Jubreal jubreal.....i luv dis guy!!.. Deariee gudnit and sweet dreamz

ds our love tori....ehn! m now taking it cardiovascular, dem wan dey use brain dey chyke u......iro nla....anyway, u need to sleep oo, i told u today would b a good day and it is, tomorrow would be a better day even.....sunday things so u need some bracing up to do

iambibi:
.. Wats dis one sayin..... Abi na u wey ur blood don turn paraga b sickler ..... Shebi u say u don change.... We neva still see d change

hw far u shey u don feed d boi hin pap finish? Hin suppose don go sleep by now, so hw dis nyt go b na

Chommieblaq:

Iamdynamite get money scatter, as nysc dey post us, he wan carry me go Paris.

PARIS........

jubrealguy:
ds our love tori....ehn! m now taking it cardiovascular, dem wan dey use brain dey chyke u......iro nla....anyway, u need to sleep oo, i told u today would b a good day and it is, tomorrow would be a better day even.....sunday things so u need some bracing up to do

.... Ok boss!! Gudnit and Swit dreamz

gudnyt guys... Which u all nice sleep... Tomoro is anoda day

Fraiser:
hw far u shey u don feed d boi hin pap finish? Hin suppose don go sleep by now, so hw dis nyt go b na

.. *shaking ma head* because i kno say na paraga dey talk.. Oya goan lie down and close ur eyes and sleep u hear.. Gud boi!!