girlyesosae:
Guys. Before it used to say March 30th but now it says 27th April. Although the timetable still doesn't show.

Well I guess the only question now is when we are slated to print the CUL...


The year #1935,

Adolf Hitler announces German rearmament in violation of the Versailles Treaty, which led to a series of events that culminated in the WW2!

Sister sorry. We Don cry finish before you wake from sleep . Na 27th be the date

girlyesosae:
Guys. Before it used to say March 30th but now it says 27th April. Although the timetable still doesn't show.

Aghans:
There is no way i will celebrate my special day without informing the citizen of this great golden city. Today God has added one year to my years. Join and celebrate with me with your prayers

happy birthday dear, just keep my own cake for me

eaglevision:
GOOD MORNING MY WONDERFUL GC FAM
hope we all doing good this morning?

its been confirmed that our new camping date starts from 27th April,no one should think the site was hacked or it isnt real,calld 3 diff officials at NYSC dis morning and on a low key tone they confirmed and double confirmed our doubts for those of us still doubting,reasons for the change was not given.

the question now is are we actually goin to fold our hands and accept our 'fate' or we gotta intensify our social media campaign

Nope,we won't fold our hands!
We refused to be tossed around like small children,we deserve to know they are wasting our time. Struggles continues my brother.

Amandla awetu; nothing shall discourage us

Blaze55:
Sister sorry. We Don cry finish before you wake from sleep . Na 27th be the date

Yeah i know. It's just that they hadn't changed there yet and now they have. Now I'm just waiting for the timetable to be out.

inasmuch as ive loved and still loveGC and cherish you all especially all my swithearts and beauties am actually sick of being with the fone for 25hrs everyday hehe,am getting to addicted to my fone and its mainly because im jobless for most of the day,tried laying my hands on some stuff but its not really keeping me busy,doing this for anoda 4weeks is gonna b 'hellish',mayb someone can get me a short term job.my eyes pains me everymorning cos of long hours spent on the fone.just saying though.

meanwhile im still ready to champion any protest to challenge this stupidity and insensitivity of nysc.

shuaibbs:


Oh it was gr8, got a taste of the rainy season yday with a heavy rainfall, felt like August... Slept like a baby

U...?

.. Mine was fab, didn't get a taste of the rainy season at all, not evn a drizzle, felt like January ..... , Slept in fidgety...

Blaze55:
Happy earthday oga opiscoal . Three gbosa for you

.... Gbosa Gbosa Gbosa,, guess wat Ma Surname na Bosa oo, lolz

opiscoal:
.... Gbosa Gbosa Gbosa,, guess wat Ma Surname na Bosa oo, lolz

Rotflmfao such a happy coincidence

iambibi:
.. Deariee plz... Dnt trust any of themm....den evn mind dem at all.. . They r both d same tin...if u jst agree and u walk out of dis city nw.. U'l see dem goin after anoda lady... So Instead there's this very gud guy called SMartins1.. Dat one is calm, humble and gentle., and infact he doesn't evn have a bae cos his very reserve .. And also nice... Therefor If he comes back i will tell him dah dere is a very pretty lady dat he deserves ok?.. So jst leav dos ones make dem continue to dey chuuk themselves knives.. na dem sabi..

wow...see me blushing (blue)... whr did I go too? why did I miss this Chat. I know have a Bestie on G city @iambibi

iambibi:
.. Deariee plz... Dnt trust any of themm....den evn mind dem at all.. . They r both d same tin...if u jst agree and u walk out of dis city nw.. U'l see dem goin after anoda lady... So Instead there's this very gud guy called SMartins1.. Dat one is calm, humble and gentle., and infact he doesn't evn have a bae cos his very reserve .. And also nice... Therefor If he comes back i will tell him dah dere is a very pretty lady dat he deserves ok?.. So jst leav dos ones make dem continue to dey chuuk themselves knives.. na dem sabi..

wow...see me blushing (blue)... whr did I go too? why did I miss this Chat. I now have a Bestie on G city @iambibi

merikims:
gudam bae.wat is d surprise? can't wait.

You'll get it very soon

shuaibbs:


Many happy returns bro...

AMEN Oooooooo

Testimony89:

Ar u still holding somfin inside *hug ha tightly* I won't allow anytin to mak us parallel to each oda..... *still hugging* u ar my bestie nd nofin wil eva change dat *she's smiling sheepishly* am so sowi all I said, pls do 4giv me, jst dat u hold a very special place in me n dat's y I reacted dat way bae...... Jubrealguy pls dnt get jealous wit dis cos dias notin mor to it dan 2 wondafu frnds!!!

lol.. No b my real face b dat o.... If u want to be gud guy den u'l need to apologize naa first for fightin in Golden city with ur frnd sirguy542, secondly to me, because u were d one dat called to com and settle d fait, only to be looking at me like poo, thirdly to jubrealguy for spoilin his name (he was trying to call u to order buh u were still forming jame bond, y naa) fourthly to hardie14 (because she was only joking with u and den u took it very seriously, and started warning her, we always joke here in GC, therefor no need for hard feelings) and lastly to all d baes in GC, especially ma bestie Qutyjoice because if u touch me, den u don touch her be b dat.. All diz should be in ur APOLOGY LETTER ... And once u do dis ur case wunt be taken to d senate again, and den we shall return to being friends .... And *Wispers* u wunt remain wifeless again, because a bae shall be bestowed unto you!! ..

CROBBOY:

May God light up His countenance upon you,
give you peace with no fees,
give you favour in the savour of His measure
cause you to lie down in green pasture without a fracture
and cause your face to be on a pace to a place with a trace of abundant grace.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND WISHING YOU THE BEST OF YOUR EXPECTATIONS!

BIRTHDAY ADVICE: If you rise and eat rice more than thrice, don't be supprise, when purging arise requiring you to pay a prise

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amen. Tanx 4 d advice. I no go eat rice na garri i so soak

So the government is now setting up various youth empowerment schemes teaching people how to be self employed. Really nice. When during your own time, there were different jobs waiting for you to choose from right after you left secondary school, NCE and university... Now you people due to poor management are setting up soap making classes for masters degree students/ holders. So we are to suffer for your inadequacies right? If I may ask, how many Americans or should I ask, how many of our Nigerian friends who won the visa lottery or presently in America are into the soap- making business and other forms of these sorts we have in Nigeria? (that's a honest question, I would really love to know). But I perceive because of the clueless minds of our malfunctioning leaders, we have to bear the pain of starting on our own. Don't forget the cost of generator and fuel that is as high as 140 naira per litre. All because some unscrupulous elements who don't know jack about nation building are there parading themselves as fathers of the nation. Fathers my foot, try plunderers. With different shapes and sizes of stomachs and heads, they look to the youths and now use them as campaign grounds in the name of training them to be entrepreneurially oriented. What a shame! And if I may add, we talk of the NYSC as the bedrock of national integration, while this might be true, it is also a bedrock of massive enslavement using youths, not just youths, GRADUATES, as a source of cheap labour for a year. Paying a graduate 19,800 Naira (Federal government allowance) and sometimes as low as 6,000 naira (state allowance) that's 25,800 Naira Per Month. My God, what's he/she supposed to do with that? Save from it and start a life afterwards? This is what the real figure should be. #70,000 Naira (Federal Government allowance) and #30,000 state Government allowance. #100,000 naira a Month. A Graduate who didn't benefit from free education, whom you choose to "use" for one year alone deserves that much if billions of naira can be used to consult spirits and priests for someone's re-election campaign. Hey you!!!, shut your brain up there before it concocts the thought that the nation does not have the money. if she doesn't, then let her scrap NYSC. Drink water on that your opinion and let it remain in your rotten intestine, "God punish all this stupid leaders a thousand times over" una never get cancer, leukemia, syphilis, stroke and some other things go soon join. I no wan curse anybody abeg. But really does these all make sense? Then after one year of service, you displace them and employ another set of "slaves." (apologies to my corps members abeg). To make matters worse, the NYSC year was made compulsory. Out of almost a hundred thousand corps members in a year, maybe 5,000 thousand will get lucky to be retained in their place of primary assignment and the rest will... So some will put their lives and dream on hold for one year and building the mirage of this country with dedication and selflessness, all for 25,000 Naira monthly. Kudos to all the "Ghost corpers" and all the brave youths who throw back their 25,000 naira to their faces to pursue their dreams. Na una sabi what's up! Who told you that you need that certificate anyways? Se they said if Buhari presented NEPA bill, they will still vote for him. Does the demon need Adeboye's or Oyedepo's certificate to respond to order? Abi Falhz the Badh Guy dey use hin NYSC to sing? Moreso, after they gave you the certificate, they're still teaching you how to make soap and do make-up, are they not indirectly sending you a message? Your certificate of discharge could be useless o. Where do I start from? In short, we need to find a way to KILL all these leaders. Yes, I mean real KILLING like what those cultists did to their fellow students in Abia, that should have been done to the leaders of this country and not those poor students. Take their heads and let's play football with it, or maybe sending them to exile, chasing them outta we town. We go gun dem down, before dem go know dem go dey for 6 feet under the ground...They are clueless gluttonous thieves and murderers. ALL OF THEM. Mind you, this is just in my mind o. I've not said it to anybody. (copy and paste on punch, the nation, tribune, vanguard and everywhere they can see it) if @yorubaspartacus catch any of them na Sai gobe for the person o. Make dem hide! What I really want to say is, "Goodmorning and have a nice week. God bless your hustle" *straightMONDAYface*
#copied.

Omesbrit:
Happy birthday bro.

tanx brother

eaglevision:
inasmuch as ive loved and still loveGC and cherish you all especially all my swithearts and beauties am actually sick of being with the fone for 25hrs everyday hehe,am getting to addicted to my fone and its mainly because im jobless for most of the day,tried laying my hands on some stuff but its not really keeping me busy,doing this for anoda 4weeks is gonna b 'hellish',mayb someone can get me a short term job.my eyes pains me everymorning cos of long hours spent on the fone.just saying though.

meanwhile im still ready to champion any protest to challenge this stupidity and insensitivity of nysc.

seriously it's not easy, dnt even knw what 2 do anymore sef & diz phone addiction z not helping matters.

Blaze55:



OK oh. Na my plate dey first fr queue oh.

lol

SMartins1:

wow...see me blushing (blue)... whr did I go too? why did I miss this Chat. I now have a Bestie on G city @iambibi

.. Lolz.. Hope say ur head neva swell oo... *Wispers * go and prepare ur punchlines...and. .dnt forget d diamond ring and red roses o.... lolz

Beckytee:
Same to u dear. sorry its coming late

it is nothing, you still replied! I trust you are good?

katerine7:

happy birthday dear, just keep my own cake for me

tanx but no miss d party na 4 dis city o, by 8pm

iambibi:
.. Lolz.. Hope say ur head neva swell oo... *Wispers * go and prepare ur punchlines...and. .dnt forget d diamond ring and red roses o.... lolz

my head suppose swell nah... punchlines check, diamond ring and red roses Check. and have you accepted my offer?

Good morning to my lovely molakem, how was ur night?

Testimony89:

Iambibi u don hate mi reach dat level? Let's stp d hate game nd go bak to our normal state..... Ws jst litu pissed off, as in u of all ppu in dis city trying to paint me black.... I'm so sowi dear..... I kno d gal lik mi wela bt if she no trust me, all is well.... I luv bn ur frnd nd neva wana stop!!!

No way dude

Testimony89:
Here I am bae!!!

What's it that m hearing about yu? Na yu dey cause trouble up n down for hear??

Aghans:
There is no way i will celebrate my special day without informing the citizen of this great golden city. Today God has added one year to my years. Join and celebrate with me with your prayers

Happy Birthday bro.. LLnp

#March born rocks

Sent4rina:


Oh sorry dear. I almost forgot to thank u personally. I'm really grateful for ur support, especially wen u introduced my rukkyola to another man.8-)

Hun? Me?? See dz man o, no be me wey kip fyting for yu up n down? See life....No worry I dnt Blame yu

eaglevision:
inasmuch as ive loved and still loveGC and cherish you all especially all my swithearts and beauties am actually sick of being with the fone for 25hrs everyday hehe,am getting to addicted to my fone and its mainly because im jobless for most of the day,tried laying my hands on some stuff but its not really keeping me busy,doing this for anoda 4weeks is gonna b 'hellish',mayb someone can get me a short term job.my eyes pains me everymorning cos of long hours spent on the fone.just saying though.

meanwhile im still ready to champion any protest to challenge this stupidity and insensitivity of nysc.

JUST A LITTLE ADVICE REGARDING GETTING A JOB (WHETHER PAID OR NOT) AT TIMES LIKE THIS

1. Prepare a standard formal CV (possibly using the new format) and print up to 15-20 copies
2. Write corresponding Application Letters for 15-20 establishments applying for Intenship or Industrial Training or Short-Term practice/Job
3. Parcel both of them (one copy each) in corresponding 15-20 envelops
4. With a dress code that correspond to the respective organisations (I will recommend being formal regardless of what their common dressing is), began to pay them a visit submitting the corresponding Letter + CV
5. On arrival on the organisation, note that you'll be JUDGED on EVERYTHING. Even if you meet your brother in there, be as formal and as professional as possible.

NB:
1.There are many things you are required to say and do (depending on the scenario, organisation and individual) to enhance your chances of not only being taken, but to be put on a payrole. Your discretion is greatly needed.
2. Don't bother to go to standard organisations like Banks, Telcos, etc. These organisations have a system of operation that will not grant your request. Look for smaller organisations instead. Your discretion is also needed.
3. Even though you get turned down, this will give you an idea of how the real world operates and what awaits you after your service year.

WISHING YOU THE BEST OF LUCK!

cc
every other Citizen interested in this

SMartins1:
Good morning to my lovely merikims , how was ur night?

Lolz merikims? Oga wait first... Seriously u don miss road... Its molakem and not merikims naaa.

SMartins1:

my head suppose swell nah... punchlines check, diamond ring and red roses Check. and have you accepted my offer?

offer? , wich offer,.. I dnt understand wat u min by offer

Testimony89:

Pls I ws jst playing bt neva in ur life use dat kind of abusive words on me again!!! I'm pleading....it's really hurting
I'm sowi guys if I offended anyone by all I said bt ws jst playing n I'll alws respect u guys for making us one big family.....

What's going on again?

eaglevision:
inasmuch as ive loved and still loveGC and cherish you all especially all my swithearts and beauties am actually sick of being with the fone for 25hrs everyday hehe,am getting to addicted to my fone and its mainly because im jobless for most of the day,tried laying my hands on some stuff but its not really keeping me busy,doing this for anoda 4weeks is gonna b 'hellish',mayb someone can get me a short term job.my eyes pains me everymorning cos of long hours spent on the fone.just saying though.

meanwhile im still ready to champion any protest to challenge this stupidity and insensitivity of nysc.

Even me too jawie, dz place tire me like.....