daudae1:
Breaking News!! NYSC Emergency BOD Meeting Holding tomorow by 9am...hmmmmmm I smell Postponment!! May GOD HELP US!...Reason: Buhari to return Budget to National assembly. And due to the Saraki Saga Lawmakers will not accept wat MR President wants soo Automatically batch A camp Wunt Hold april 27th unless the BILL is signd before 20th april..

Testimony89:

Today is my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

LogoDWhiz:


No mind am

Cynnny:
R u sure? think well o

CROBBOY:

Him nor wan spend...Him just wan mend

How was your day? I have never heard you talk about church or mosque.

Which way?

LogoDWhiz:


Lol.. abi o..


Twas cool.. fg just want to spoil. But I bliv nothing is going to change. GOD is in control..

I'm a christain..

I do once in a while when I'm asked..
Maybe you weren't around at those times..

Aghans:

y u dey go after person wen don chose to serve God. Remember wen JESUS visit Mary and Martha, JESUS Said she has chosen d best path. My dear is nt compulsory dat she must marry. Mt.19:12 talk say ''E get different reason y man no dey marry, d 1st one b say na so dem born dem, d 2nd one b say na man make am no marry y d 3rd b say dem no marry because of d kingdom of God. So u better leave her oo

CROBBOY:


There are strong evidences the budget will be signed on time and the NYSC dates may not change.

I am not just in for any analysis now. so I can't explains reasons behind my assumptions.

But let's keep the faith!

Walexz02:
Nice reply you wrote up there bro ..well-done

Rukkyola:
MY NYSC/CAMP RELATED QUESTIONS.
1. What are the main camp exercise?
2. Are the exercises in question 1 above done on daily basis? If not, how often?
3. Are there levies associated with camp?
4. When is allocation of rooms done in camp?
5. Do ladies & guys stay in same hostel in camp?
6. Are soldiers the main coordinators in camp?
7.What kind of punishment do law infringers serve in camp?
8. Do we get to eat normal 3 square meal in camp?
9. What is or are the implication(s) of not going to camp on day 1.
10. How does one go about redeployment?
11. When will my PPA be known to me?
12. Am I to resume @ my PPA immediately after camp? If no, how is the time interval?
Thanks.

Cc My sent4rina in case u decide 2 return, his excellency, LogoDWhiz, Kbs468, Dtobs, Amodu, Crobboy, olodo Fraiser, Jubrealguy, Abbeyunique2, Testimony, Oyehomie, Sirguy542, Aghans, Eaglevision, Fraih, Spixytinxy, Sc31, my neighbour Iambibi, katerine7, qutyjoice, et al.

LogoDWhiz:


I believe so too bro..

The president is willing to sign it as soon as possible..

If there is a will, there is a way.

sirguy542:

End time preacher... u better clear for my road.

daudae1:
Breaking News!! NYSC Emergency BOD Meeting Holding tomorow by 9am...hmmmmmm I smell Postponment!! May GOD HELP US!...Reason: Buhari to return Budget to National assembly. And due to the Saraki Saga Lawmakers will not accept wat MR President wants soo Automatically batch A camp Wunt Hold april 27th unless the BILL is signd before 20th april..

Aghans:

allow her to serve God. Other babes dey d city na. We get fine babes around, we no get fairly use babe as our presido talk

CROBBOY:

How I wished there was fuel to hold convention for such prayers

iambibi:
.waoo.. .. Na small tin remain i for say "ADONBILIVIT"....... deariee happy birthday.. Wullnp..... Hope we go pop champaign??

CROBBOY:

Of course yes. The President's willingness to hasten the process is evident in the in house meeting he held consisting of himself and other key players.

Conventionally, the budget would have been subjected to go through due processes for individual analysis before they come into a compromise.

Testimony89:

No I'm okay wit fruit salad.... We'll surely pop champaign d day ur mind sees wot ur eyes cud'nt Thanks

sirguy542:

No problem sha....Am not giving up my man.

Aghans:

lol, my dear as a faithful catholic I must protect u. because dis GC guys eyes dem no dorn. So u need to bcareful, if u won com out 4 dis city lets me kw, so dat no guy go eva embarrass u

sirguy542:

SS3 u b aproko...jealousy go kill you...a beg clear for my way oh!

eaglevision:


i no vex again,let him just follow due process always,but wetin we go do untop bubu matter,im no even fit make address on fuel scarcity ish,im go con travel out dae talk to us frm abroad,whats d meaning of dt? are we scaring him

iambibi:
.. Lolz.. My co Mc.... See me here o...am just coming back from the cinema where i go watch film, I no go tell you the name of the movie, buh lemme give you the trailer... Oya "IN THE LAND OF NO FUEL, AND IN THE TIME OF BLACKOUT (no light) , THE DESTINY OF A GREAT NATION RESTS ON THE SHOULDERS OF AN OLD MAN, HIS NAME--BUHARI" lolz oya tell me the name of the movie

Aghans:

my bros just free d babe, make God kw ask u say na u cause am wen mak E daughter no answer E cal. Believe i go help u find better babe

iykebest1:

1.drills, marching exercise, Boring lectures ( drilling better pass this one self, so its an exercise).

2.Yea. Morning and Evening drills, while lectures are held from 9-2pm.

3.Compulsory levies? If yes NO. You ve been provided with virtually everything you need. So no soul will tell u to pay any dime under compulsion. Every payment must come with a plea and a little threat. Maybe by ur platoon officer to carter for ur platoon activities and completions with her likes.

4.On ur arrival, after going to one or two reg points. U will be assigned a hall.

5.Of course not. You only meet in parade ground, outside hostels (male hostel oo) ,mami market and inside bush ( RIP in advance if u re caught).

6.Certainly not. We ve the NYSC officials, Soldiers, Man O'war, Police, Secret service agents( na dis pple bad pass. Dem go follow u wear white and white, kharki, follow buy job, serve punishments with u, sleep in ur hall, bath with u, queue for food, do camp activities with u, All for just obtaining information and arresting u later for better explanations).

7.This depends as the spirit leads. But one thing is sure u won't be hit. I could remember my camp commandant asking one corp member who came late for parade to go and pluck 100 leaves of a particular tree very far from where he was standing and returning them to that same spot. The punishment here is that he must pluck and submit them one by one. D guy fainted on d spot.

8.Yes. Maami is there to make it 13square meal self.

9. Nothing. Just that the best of the accommodation may be filled up before u arrive. I keep saying it, the best day to go to camp is the last day of arrival. Cos u will be treated with great ease. Those that went on day 1 end up achieving nothing, some even experienced loss of items. And the queues for the different points of reg are discouraging. But on d last day, u will be going from desk to desk only u. No stress. I enjoyed this.

10. Long leg. Serious health issue ( I repeat serious health issue), Marriage for d ladies.
11.Departure day. Infact some minutes to ur departure.

12.You guys will be addressed in camp on what to do. Buh me reported to my PPA 3 days after camp and 2 weeks after my acceptance.

LogoDWhiz:


Happy birthday boss. Bigger you I pray.
Hope you had fun?

LogoDWhiz:


I think it has gone through due process for individual analysis and the affected areas have been selected.
And then the meeting with the sp and hor to discuss what happened..

So, they just have to discuss those details and then it will be adjusted..
C'est finite..

Budget signed

LogoDWhiz:

Morning bro.. Same to u..
Wishing u a wonderful week ahead

CROBBOY:


SEE OUR LOST BUT FOUND IAMBIBI Welcome Dearie

Was this the movie that stole you away from our city yesterday hmmm I watched the trailer sha and only understood a part of it. I even got your info (this morning maybe ) that you have the full movie. HOW THEN WILL I NOT KNOW ITS NAME?

As a result, I have sent my flash drive again to you to receive the full movie this time. Please do not tamper with my confidential information inside o or give it to Fraiser. That guy's lifestyle is aptitude test to me I want to take everyone (even Buhari) by suprise.

So Iambibi, when am I receiving the movie?

yaso:


lols...babe just prepare ur mind o