Fraih:

that would be the Best news ever March 8, but honestly I was doubting the possibility of Orientation starting on 2nd when registration ends 28th, But I never imagined 30th, Mehn! !! Thats extreme

Its not like I want to be fat, I just need some more kg, since November up till now, I only
added 2kg

Told peeps b4 that March isn't feasible,2days after reg is so close but dis march 30 get as in be,all is well jare. U weighed 50kg b4 + 2kg nw, common dat is okay for u maam

CROBBOY:

My BabyLove, NYSC can't be a determinant to when or not I get happy. That is why I married you.

How was your day

***Wailing, Wailers, its your turn now***

Lol day have been just there OK,been scouting for cafes around,yours?

Can you guys now see how romantic this place is without the so called romance talk. it was as if i dey waka my street for midnight.

Kbs468:

lol yes na normal thing everything b including your yàñ above but wetin no NORMAL AT ALL NÀ D TALK WEY WE KNOW SAY EXPERIENCE IS THE HALLMARK OF PROFESSIONALISM AND EXPERTISE THROUGH LEARNING FROM ONE MISTAKE AND CORRECTING IT IN ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY but why NYSC go make mistakes repeatedly and continuously unabated despite their huge years of experience of operation

but their is one thing I have known from the outset, the 2nd of march earlier slated for the commencement of orientation excercise was an illusion, it's not in anyway feasible unless we just want to deceive ourselves considering the fact that registration will end on 28th of february

hmmmmm
omo see vexation and paravexation nah!!! Nysc haf just spoilt pplez day.. Make una vex buh no vex too much,and abeg try and take dinner o..
#ListeningToMaAdele...

SC31:


Lol day have been just there OK,been scouting for cafes around,yours?

Mine was great too. I went out, met some clients, checked my School's DSA, and even met an old Manager soliciting I help him out with the Registrations...I AM STILL THINKING!

Were you lucky to fine a suitable cafe

LogoDWhiz:



Maybe they just wanna mess up with us.
'Cos, the guy manning their Twitter account said, "All things being equal, March 2nd". Why not, March 30th"

They just gave us useless hope.


And the thought of looking at the timetable and seeing that it's still incomplete just makes me feel somehow!

It's very annoying.
A critical look at the way things are going in dis country kind of scares me.

Rukkyola:
Abeg seriousness mode activated.I hav so many questions i wanto ask hea.
1.Hu ar doz dat are qualified 2 serve? Can't my 2yr old cousin serve?
2.must u do ur service in nigeria?
3.When is the senate approved list likely 2 b out.
4.Wen it comes out how wil i get it? Do dey sell it in d market?
5.Wat if mumcy says i shud not serve unko? Wil it affect my future?
6.Must i recieve my allawee wen am being paid?
7.Do i necessarily need my certificate or SOR in camp?
8.Must i go 2 d place of my PPA? can't i just stay 4 my moda shop?
9.Wil dea b free ride 2 my ppa
10.Can i possibly extend my service 2 over 10yrs if i lyk?
11.Y do pple fear 2 serve n d north? Dem dey kil person 4 dea
12.If khaki no reach me 4 service wat can i wea?
13.na tru say soldiers dey purnish pple if u misbehave?
14.Can i really meet my future husband during service?
15.Wat if i meet him and my sent4rina no gri make i mari am unko?
16.Do i need 2 cari fudstuff lyk water,rice,amala,indomie fufu and ko?
17.How many clot shud i cari wen i dey go? 10 box of clothes go do?
18.Na tru say na only white person dey wea evri day like ghost? Wat if e com de dirty unko?
19.am i allowed 2 take laptop,tv,stove,pot,radio and fone go camp?
20.Do dey allow juju in camp incase person wan snatch my husband?
Thank u so much 4 ur quick response.
Cc; sent4rina,Fraiser,justified10,CROBBOY,logoDWhiz,kbs468,fraih,sc31,Joan jane john dat is if u no dey vex 4 me,spixytinxy,bobolil,johndanny,armynu,Alhassanu,DTOBS,dchiefpriest,chiefololade,kil,shaq or marry cos i no remember ur name,miss oyin, and anybdy wey wanto chuk mouth buh pls no insult me abeg

give me one reason why I should not insult u?
how ur 2yr old cousing go serve wen me still dey pend?


y u go make me laff sotey lyk say I inhale N2O.. I go revenge, I go make sure say u laff sotey ur fone go fall for inside jollof rice..

**she was carried away by sleep while cryin bside her husband.She had not even slept for 4hrs,only 2 b awoken by d noise around d neighbourhood.This is very unsual.She is used 2 sleeping beautifully and wakin up hapily feelin d cool breeze of d city.She quickly got up,wonderin wat was wrong.She peeped 2ru d window & then realised dah indeed an intruder is n d city.Wat 4? she wonderedAfter so much enquiries,she found out it was all abou lov,lov,lov,play,play,play,romance,romance,romance,skip,skip,skip,arque,argue,argue,argue,fyt,fyt,fyt! and so on.
The government was no wea 2 b found.The trouble shooters had all disappeared.The citizens wea left alon 2 fend 4 themselves.Wat a terrible government!
She observed 4 smtym tinkin it was goin 2 b fun buh tinz got worsen.
Who kud d intruder b? She wondered.Could it b jombo jombo (double j)?
She later found out it was a female, joan jane john (triple j)
Hmm...she tuk a deep breath.Indeed dea must b some problems wit pple havin 'j' as dea initials.They don't seem 2 b d fun type.wat wil happen if a forple j enters d city? The city myt just burn down she answered hersef.The minister of information and dchiefpriest must b notified abou dis.No j shud b eva allowed into d 'Golden city' as named by her sent4rina.
She pulled up a tactic 2 calm d city down.But stil it was kul enof 2 her satisfaction.
She had no choice but 2 pack her belongings and travel out of d city.she visited d coolest place n America and thought of neva returnin 2 d Golden city.she changed her mind after rememberin her sent4rina wud really b hurt by doin dat.Now coming into d city,hopin dat d city wud b calm already.Buh dat was not d case!
The city was so ful dat she cud barely c tru d gate.she had 2 hang around by d gate.The noise n d city had bcom louder than it was wen she left.She wondered,cud dea b a forple j in d city nw.she tot of runin away.After so much enquiries,she realised dea was a gr8er problem in d city.
Now NYSC don fxck pple up.oma she o.she felt dissapointed.Buh wat kud she hav done 2 revert d situation? NOTHING! She answered hersef.
She percieved dah more visitors wud b visitin d 'GOLDEN CITY soon.
She said 2 hersef, it is beta u don't bring up love,love,love or play,play,play issue 2nyt if u don't wanto b eaten raw by the already angri citizens.**
Abeg o,NYSC don already f*ck ina up o.make ina answer my 20 questions o.Only d his excellency,LogoDWhiz don giv me beta ansa.i need more ansas 2 compare wit o.
*waitin patiently 2 hear 4rm d pple*

Guys. Make We relax abeg.
Before una go know, march don come.
Una dey complain, What of people when go fall for stream2.
My advise be say; if u dey work, still dey do ya work.
And if u nor dey work, just dey patient.
Weti I sabi b say; We all go serve. Na only time.
Justified10. Hafa na

Fraiser @ so sorry abeg... Hw went ur day?

[quote author=SC31 post=42653078][/quote]
Okay dear!

I just feel pissed ni jor.
I should be better by tomorrow

Good evening guys!!!!....



Still hopeful something positive will change about this TT....

They shld av waited till late feb bfore releasing this shocker!!!

Lol rukkyola that was dope

Rukkyola:
**she was carried away by sleep while cryin bside her husband.She had not even slept for 4hrs,only 2 b awoken by d noise around d neighbourhood.This is very unsual.She is used 2 sleeping beautifully and wakin up hapily feelin d cool breeze of d city.She quickly got up,wonderin wat was wrong.She peeped 2ru d window & then realised dah indeed an intruder is n d city.Wat 4? she wonderedAfter so much enquiries,she found out it was all abou lov,lov,lov,play,play,play,romance,romance,romance,skip,skip,skip,arque,argue,argue,argue,fyt,fyt,fyt! and so on.
The government was no wea 2 b found.The trouble shooters had all disappeared.The citizens wea left alon 2 fend 4 themselves.Wat a terrible government!
She observed 4 smtym tinkin it was goin 2 b fun buh tinz got worsen.
Who kud d intruder b? She wondered.Could it b jombo jombo (double j)?
She later found out it was a female, joan jane john (triple j)
Hmm...she tuk a deep breath.Indeed dea must b some problems wit pple havin 'j' as dea initials.They don't seem 2 b d fun type.wat wil happen if a forple j enters d city? The city myt just burn down she answered hersef.The minister of information and dchiefpriest must b notified abou dis.No j shud b eva allowed into d 'Golden city' as named by her sent4rina.
She pulled up a tactic 2 calm d city down.But stil it was kul enof 2 her satisfaction.
She had no choice but 2 pack her belongings and travel out of d city.she visited d coolest place n America and thought of neva returnin 2 d Golden city.she changed her mind after rememberin her sent4rina wud really b hurt by doin dat.Now coming into d city,hopin dat d city wud b calm already.Buh dat was not d case!
The city was so ful dat she cud barely c tru d gate.she had 2 hang around by d gate.The noise n d city had bcom louder than it was wen she left.She wondered,cud dea b a forple j in d city nw.she tot of runin away.After so much enquiries,she realised dea was a gr8er problem in d city.
Now NYSC don fxck pple up.oma she o.she felt dissapointed.Buh wat kud she hav done 2 revert d situation? NOTHING! She answered hersef.
She percieved dah more visitors wud b visitin d 'GOLDEN CITY soon.
She said 2 hersef, it is beta u don't bring up love,love,love or play,play,play issue 2nyt if u don't wanto b eaten raw by the already angri citizens.**
Abeg o,NYSC don already f*ck ina up o.make ina answer my 20 questions o.Only d his excellency,LogoDWhiz don giv me beta ansa.i need more ansas 2 compare wit o.
*waitin patiently 2 hear 4rm d pple*

I can't stop laughing at this writeup..
D citizens are vexing o.. NYSC don dabaru our plans.

Kbs468:

But I can't believe the DG would allow himself to be ridiculed in our minds to this level because the twitter handle guy keeps saying everything as in every question posted there directly gets to the DG, so why would he allow a back and forth kind of relationship with us?

Abi o!

The guy keeps saying everything is from FG.

So, why the sudden change.



Well, a part of me still thinks 2nd of March is feasible

is the date stated for camp (i.e 2nd of march) change?

justified10:
give me one reason why I should not insult u?
how ur 2yr old cousing go serve wen me still dey pend?


y u go make me laff sotey lyk say I inhale N2O.. I go revenge, I go make sure say u laff sotey ur fone go fall for inside jollof rice..

'OYO' is ur case o.I no dey 4 play,play,play dis nyt o.I no fit allow one hater bite me dis nyt o.

CROBBOY:

Mine was great too. I went out, met some clients, checked my School's DSA, and even met an old Manager soliciting I help him out with the Registrations...I AM STILL THINKING!

Were you lucky to fine a suitable cafe

Lol how would you help him out with registration


Yes I
Found 3 infact

Fraiser:
Abeg oo I get special announcement o, make una no vex say i go use pidgin english for dis annoucement because english no too sweet for my mouth lyk dat, dis nysc of a tin no reach wetin som pple go kill demsefs ontop o, na norma tin make we register wen portal open, na normal tin make dem post us either to d north, east, west or south dependin on each person fate, na normal tin make we go camp, na normal tin make den post us to our respective ppa after camping, na normal tin make we do pop after d whole service yr... oh sorry i don forget cds sef, dat one too na still normal tin for service... So wetin remain? E don finish nw, why una come dey press pee on d mata wey una won turn am to problem una go dey carry from one crusade to anoda, abeg make una repent from dis una criticism o because e no go stop me from aspiring to be a minister for dis city, e no go stop me from tellin my bae i much i love her, e no go stop me from taking care of my twin sis fraih, e no go stop me from givin marraige counsellin to rukkyola, spinxytinxy nd SC31, e no go stop me from givin advice to kbs468, amodu, crobboy, sent4rina nd justified10 on how to put dia marraige nd politics on a balance, e no go stop me from being a close political associate of LogoDwhiz, e no go stop me from recognising greatestman, kuchikau, igravweIG nd amodu as distingushed senator of dis golden city... Hmmm e no go stop me from taking una time to read dis rubbish wey i just type...lol... Una no laff, so e no funny abi.. Ok ooo

'OYO' is also ur case dis nyt.

[quote author=Rukkyola post=42654935]**

Point of correction fa,a 'J' is here to stay,my own j isn't just reflecting in my moniker,MR A16 for that matter*pops collar* oya apologise for generalisn the 'jays',we aint got d same character,retract ur statement sharparly or else ur case will b transferred to the ministry of Justice with alacrity

LogoDWhiz:


Abi o!

The guy keeps saying everything is from FG.

So, why the sudden change.



Well, a part of me still thinks 2nd of March is feasible

My broda we'd beta accept our fates.. March 2nd is nt feasible as they are set of confused individuals.


All i knw is dat we'll definitely camp b4 june. So let's keep watching their untitled drama.

Martinez1845:

It's very annoying. A critical look at the way things are going in dis country kind of scares me.

Not only u.
But I keep hoping and praying for the best!

faksy:
is the date stated for camp (i.e 2nd of march) change?

Yes! Completely changed to 2nd March - 18th April (for Stream I) and 27th April - 16th May (for stream II).

You may want to see more information as well as other changes from the link: 'nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2016/2016a.php'

I hope this helps!

Rukkyola:

'OYO' is ur case o.I no dey 4 play,play,play dis nyt o.I no fit allow one hater bite me dis nyt o.

mesef dey fear to enta here o..in fact, I dey do enta with escort ni


*modified*
so, camping don shift go 16th April... nysc dey vex me..y dem com close uploading of names dat early.. chai... Diaris God o

LogoDWhiz:



Those that have passed through and graduated from NUC accredited tertiary institutions in Nigeria!



80 percent! Most companies demand to see your NYSC Discharge Certificate!
So, you have to serve in order to be eligible to get the Discharge Certificate, as long as you are under 30 as at the time of graduation.


It's out already for this batch. I don't know when the senate list list for the next batch will be out


It will be pasted by your school, so as to correct errors and then, it will be uploaded to NYSC website. This will serve as you being mobilized. And it will used to process your registration.


See Answer to question 2


You'll be given as long as you're a registered Corp member and you're cleared each month.
But in the sense where you don't need the money, you can give it to someone else who needs it.


Yes, you do. It truly certifies that you're a graduate of the University you claim to finish from. And it also confirms the class of grade you graduated with from school.

There can be complications.
You will definitely not be able to receive allawee. And then you might be sanctioned.


Depends on where you work.
You might be able to find a samaritan who helps you out


Yea. keep committing offence(s). But it can leave a bad record for your record.


Due to the insecurity situation in the North, people tend to fear the North.


Find a colour similar. But then, you can apply for another one and they'll surely give it to you. It's your right.


Yes. It is a regimented camp. Not for picnic.
There are rules to guide you.
Remember that NYSC is a paramilitary setting. That's why it's being headed by a soldier

Sure. never say never!


That's between you and him.
You're an adult


To camp: You might take Garri and some provisions so as to complement the food being given by NYSC and the Mami Market.
After Camp, for the rest of the service: You definitely need all that as you will leaving your normal life.


For camp: minimal clothes please. You'll only be allowed to wear mufti thrice. On sun days. Every other day, you're wearing white.
But after camp, you can carry as much load as you want.


yea. you'll wear white from Mondays to Saturdays. You'll only be permitted to wear mufti on Sundays


No. They will be ceased at the gate.
Moreso, i'd advice you not to try that, as it can be stolen. Carry as less valuables as possible


No answer!


uwc dear!

Cc; sent4rina,Fraiser,justified10,CROBBOY,logoDWhiz,kbs468,fraih,sc31,Joan jane john dat is if u no dey vex 4 me,spixytinxy,bobolil,johndanny,armynu,Alhassanu,DTOBS,dchiefpriest,chiefololade,kil,shaq or marry cos i no remember ur name,miss oyin, and anybdy wey wanto chuk mouth buh pls no insult me abeg

thank u so much ur excellency sir.U hav been ov gr8 help.pls sir i 4got 2 add
21.can i cari generator go camp in case lyt no go dey?
22.mumcy stil tinks am so smal 2 travel alone,pls can i bring my relatives along 2 camp? Wat ov our house girl?
23.i don't enter machine so can i cari mumcy aeroplane folo go?
24.if i get bele can i stil go 2 camp.
25. As a cattle rearer can i bring my cattles com dey rear 4 camp?
Waitin 2 hea 4rm u sir

30th march is like a sword in the heart.... So heartbroken... Choi...

Sent4rina:


My broda we'd beta accept our fates.. March 2nd is nt feasible as they are set of confused individuals.


All i knw is dat we'll definitely camp b4 june. So let's keep watching their untitled drama.

Sure! We have to accept fate.

But we can have an influence on it by voicing out our opinion on it.
I've complained on Facebook and Twitter!


Definitely bro!

SC31:

Lol how would you help him out with registration


Yes I
Found 3 infact

He trust that I can do a good job since I've once been involved in online registrations for a cafe section I was managing for a Company I was working.

So among the three you've found, have you decided on where to carry out your registration?

i still don't get y everybody is complaining o.... March 30th is almost here nah....before u say Jesus Is Lord, it's here already nah.... Jst do ur part nd be with ur fingers crossed. we av waited ds far nah...tnk God we've sha known d Orientation date....nd ofcos it can still b amended.....guys make we appreciate wat we've got for now jawe, else w go just age sharpally cos of worrying....

CROBBOY:

Yes! Completely changed to 2nd March - 18th April (for Stream I) and 27th April - 16th May (for stream II).

You may want to see more information as well as other changes from the link: 'nysc.gov.ng/mob-timetable/2016/2016a.php'

I hope this helps!

the date stil hold then, but i heard some people typin other thin
thank bro