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10 Things To Consider Before 'flaring' Your Body Gas by Opioko: 7:08pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
y'all know it's a normal trend here on NL with the "10 things stuff" so I wanna play my own part in rowing the boat to its permanent anchor Releasing gas is an inevitable aspect of human existence. Everybody farts even the number citizen of this country I tell you farts! I wonder what his fart will stink like though At the light of the foregoing, it is imperative and quite necessary to immerse people in the basis of farting. Let's get the ball rolling, shall we? 1. look around for people coming from behind before flaring your gas 2. Look around and make sure your girlfriend/boyfriend or crush is not within sight before farting, trust me, you wouldn't like the outcome. 3 . Don't Look around for your superiors in the workplace before farting , that's if you're tired and no longer want your job 4. loom around for babies before farting. study has shown that babies are delicate gift of nature that shouldn't be toyed with and that fart has an ammonia content that can disrupt a baby's breathe and consequently, kill him/her 5. Look around for your parents. never fart in the same vicinity with an African parent. Trust me, you wouldn't appreciate the outcome. 6. Don't fart in a presumed lonely place. I'll suggest you conduct a survey of your location while holding in your fart. You might not know who's coming or looking. 7. Open up your buttholes to allow space for the fart. A noisy fart can draw unnecessary attention which is usually uncalled for. 8. 9. 10. Do me a favour and fill in the blank spaces, will y'all? Adios! |
Re: 10 Things To Consider Before 'flaring' Your Body Gas by ladyF(f): 7:08pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Ok Look out for the toilet or bathroom.....remember to shut the door behind u |
Re: 10 Things To Consider Before 'flaring' Your Body Gas by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
AJ. |
Re: 10 Things To Consider Before 'flaring' Your Body Gas by Nobody: 7:09pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
BRB... |
Re: 10 Things To Consider Before 'flaring' Your Body Gas by Daughterzion(f): 7:20pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Op so out of all ten things to write about you chose fart? |
Re: 10 Things To Consider Before 'flaring' Your Body Gas by Nobody: 7:21pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
This thread is highly irritating & worthless.
Kids shouldn't be endorsed in nairaland. |
Re: 10 Things To Consider Before 'flaring' Your Body Gas by Cutehector(m): 7:34pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
As stvpid as this thread seems, its very important some ppo heed to d advice |
Re: 10 Things To Consider Before 'flaring' Your Body Gas by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Hmmm nah wah oh |
Re: 10 Things To Consider Before 'flaring' Your Body Gas by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jul 31, 2015 |
Lolz |
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