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The Mental Asylum by aristole(m): 4:12pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
During a visit to a mental asylum;a visitor asked d Medical Director what d criterion was, dt defined whether or not a patient shd b institutionalised. "Well,said d MD:We fill up a bathtub,dn we offer a teaspoon,a teacup and a bucket 2 patient nd ask him/her 2 empty d bathtub". Oh!,"I understand" said d visitor."A normal person would use d bucket cos it's bigger dn d spoon nd teacup. The MD looked @ him suspiciously nd ordered him 2 be taken 2 d ward for admission.He was assumed to be mentally impotent too nd placed his bed near d window . . Cos a normal person would have pulled d plug |
Re: The Mental Asylum by elowa: 4:17pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
Cos a normal human beign wud have removed the plug in the bathtub instead. Hope i dont nid a bed as well? |
Re: The Mental Asylum by aristole(m): 4:41pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
elowa.U're discharged How many years have u spent dr? |
Re: The Mental Asylum by clemcykul(f): 4:52pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
lol |
Re: The Mental Asylum by clemcykul(f): 4:53pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
@joke lol aristole hi |
Re: The Mental Asylum by aristole(m): 5:11pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
Clemcy Fine. |
Re: The Mental Asylum by dani1luv: 5:34pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
aristole that a splendid Joke |
Re: The Mental Asylum by tytylayor: 5:40pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
tnx, i can see ur learning ur ABC very well, kip it going |
Re: The Mental Asylum by aristole(m): 5:42pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
@ dani tnx. |
Re: The Mental Asylum by dani1luv: 5:51pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
aristole. . . . aristole I hope you aint Mercy in Super Story |
Re: The Mental Asylum by aristole(m): 6:03pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
@dani, What brought d insinuation? |
Re: The Mental Asylum by D1KeleVra(m): 7:38pm On Mar 19, 2009 |
lol. Na Clem be the visitor. |
Re: The Mental Asylum by elowa: 9:56am On Mar 20, 2009 |
aristole:Freedom at last |
Re: The Mental Asylum by aristole(m): 11:43am On Mar 20, 2009 |
@elowa. How d chicks now? |
Re: The Mental Asylum by Lolabbey: 11:46am On Mar 20, 2009 |
@ joke-nice one |
Re: The Mental Asylum by jmkbond(f): 11:52am On Mar 20, 2009 |
lol |
Re: The Mental Asylum by romsky: 11:56am On Mar 20, 2009 |
fanx u all i aim to please u |
Re: The Mental Asylum by jmkbond(f): 12:14pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
ure welcome |
Re: The Mental Asylum by aristole(m): 2:21pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
@Lola Thanks. |
Re: The Mental Asylum by sweetliet: 2:28pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: no na romade and clem |
Re: The Mental Asylum by D1KeleVra(m): 5:47pm On Mar 20, 2009 |
Na u go sabi! |
Re: The Mental Asylum by aristole(m): 2:56pm On Mar 23, 2009 |
Hmnnnnnnnnnnnnn |
Re: The Mental Asylum by clemcykul(f): 2:44pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
talk na?? abi u don allow dickele dey kiss u? |
Re: The Mental Asylum by larayat(f): 8:25pm On Mar 24, 2009 |
qiuuuuuuuu |
Re: The Mental Asylum by tytylayor: 6:30am On Mar 25, 2009 |
Re: The Mental Asylum by romsky: 8:53am On Mar 25, 2009 |
just open ur store & stop picking fyt 4 early mor mor |
Re: The Mental Asylum by tytylayor: 9:28am On Mar 25, 2009 |
wen u no gree com buy market nko? |
Re: The Mental Asylum by romsky: 9:48am On Mar 25, 2009 |
ur market tu cost jare |
Re: The Mental Asylum by clemcykul(f): 10:42am On Mar 25, 2009 |
wetin una dey sell? |
Re: The Mental Asylum by tytylayor: 10:51am On Mar 25, 2009 |
ota pia pia |
Re: The Mental Asylum by jamace(m): 11:57am On Mar 25, 2009 |
How much? |
Re: The Mental Asylum by aristole(m): 5:41pm On Mar 25, 2009 |
U're too poor to buy. U cant afford to buy my stuufs now. |
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