Ok, i met dis cute gal, durin stroll n we got talkin n she say har name was oluchi,n i woo ha n colect ha numba, she said shes comin 2 ma houz, i prepard rice n stew,bout juice,clean n even wash my boxerz ,..but can u imagins?

I also put bluse 2 romantice d houz,i tuk my bath n shaves,like seriously ? .she arive, but,she wore mini skirt n my pernis rice, , can u blive it,?. Ok,but i smile n she came in n sit n sip on my juice n i knw she is a longa throat. I ask ha how was ur nite n wettin u chops n she said bean oo, ah was like ok i like beans 2, afta sum minutes she cum 2me dat she wans it hurt,dat i shud gives ha ma thing,in whom i was DELITED,but she lock ma rum n colect d key n put in ha bra n told me 2 put azonto for her....




......to be continued....
Copyright(c)by jesusboiy, all reserves, no part of dis story shud be copyid physicaly,spiritual, or but mental without d pror permision owner. Contact 081666562*** 4 gals only...tenks

Pls ur comets n likes wouild go a long way,but 4 d continuatin of dis storys....tenks

Laslasticlala frontpage pls!...

You want this shit 2go to the front page with this bamboozle grammar

JESUSBOIY:
Ok, i met dis cute gal, durin stroll n we got talkin n she say har name was oluchi,n i woo ha n colect ha numba, she said shes comin 2 ma houz, i prepard rice n stew,bout juice,clean n even wash my boxerz ,..but can u imagins?

I also put bluse 2 romantice d houz,i tuk my bath n shaves,like seriously ? .she arive, but,she wore mini skirt n my pernis rice, , can u blive it,?. Ok,but i smile n she came in n sit n sip on my juice n i knw she is a longa throat. I ask ha how was ur nite n wettin u chops n she said bean oo, ah was like ok i like beans 2, afta sum minutes she cum 2me dat she wans it hurt,dat i shud gives ha ma thing,in whom i was DELITED,but she lock ma rum n colect d key n put in ha bra n told me 2 put azonto for her....




......to be continued....
Copyright(c)by jesusboiy, all reserves, no part of dis story shud be copyid physicaly,spiritual, or but mental without d pror permision owner. Contact 081666562*** 4 gals only...tenks

When she left i guess she took ur brain and common sense and left her braa for u to improvise wiv ur imagination skill

How u tey join Nairaland sef

knostbrown01:
You want this shit 2go to the front page with this bamboozle grammar

jelousy go write ur story

Hmmm,plenty of arrows even jet li can't drudge it.

E be like Seun go introduce aptitude test before some people go fit join NL ooooo!







Wariz dis

halfrica:


When she left i guess she took ur brain and common sense and left her braa for u to improvise wiv ur imagination skill

HAHAHAHa, u are wicked!

JESUSBOIY:
Ok, i met dis cute gal, durin stroll n we got talkin n she say har name was oluchi,n i woo ha n colect ha numba, she said shes comin 2 ma houz, i prepard rice n stew,bout juice,clean n even wash my boxerz ,..but can u imagins?

I also put bluse 2 romantice d houz,i tuk my bath n shaves,like seriously ? .she arive, but,she wore mini skirt n my pernis rice, , can u blive it,?. Ok,but i smile n she came in n sit n sip on my juice n i knw she is a longa throat. I ask ha how was ur nite n wettin u chops n she said bean oo, ah was like ok i like beans 2, afta sum minutes she cum 2me dat she wans it hurt,dat i shud gives ha ma thing,in whom i was DELITED,but she lock ma rum n colect d key n put in ha bra n told
......to be continued....
physicaly,spiritua without d pror permision owner. Contact 081666562*** 4 gals only...tenks

ur gal killed u? R.I.P guy, till will meet again. help me greet 2pack, micheal jackson, and others, thanks!

Johnnoah1st:
HAHAHAHa, u are wicked!

am stil even tryin to be wicked sef

OP i begs u pls donts continues this ur storys because u wants to kills us with ur english (make I add "s" ?) ok na.. englishes..

D OP i§ tryin to be funnie. Reason for d errors cos I'm sure he knws what he i§ doing. Mr OP you can continue with your story...
Btw, its suppose to be in Joke section and not Romance