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Different Grade Of Chopin In Goverment by Tope4242(m): 9:30am On Aug 06, 2015 |
DIFFERENT GRADES OF CHOPIN' IN GOVERNMENT
1. When you Chop alone in government and no one
chops with you, that is called ADAJE
2. When you Chop in government and you allow
others to chop their own, that is called
AJOJE.
3. When you Chop in government and you give
others from what you have chopulated, that
is called AFUNJE.
4. When you Chop in government and the place
you are chopin eventually folds up, that is
called AJEPA!
5. When you dey chop in government, you no
remember your driver, secretary, office
assistants even friends, dat is called AFISHE!
6. When you dey chop alone in government, no
remember anybody, you kon dey get
headache today, fever tomoro, hehehehehe. .. I laff
oyinbo laff...dat one is called APETA!
7. When dem just appoint you for government
position, and you just chop small, Auditors
kon come say bring all papers, dat is called
ARANSI!
8. When you Chop in government and you die
while chopin, that is called AJEKU!
9. When you want to Chop in government and you
give others to chop before you begin to
chop, that is called EGUNJE!
10. When you are Chopin your own in government
and you call your friends to come and
chop their own too, that is called APEJE!
11. When you Chop and clean mouth like say you
no chop anything, that is called JEUN
SOKE!
12. When you Chop from this government, that
government, this government, that
government like say na you dem create Nigeria for,
dat one is called AJEPE AYE!
13. When you Chop in government so taaay you
scatter ground, three houses for America,
two for London, six for Kubwa, seven for VI, as
madam dey go shopping for Dubai, children
dey go summer for Spain, EFCC kon gbab you, dat
one is called AJEJU!
14. When you Chop well well for government and
people know say you chop well well but
you dey deny say you no chop well well, dat
person na ALAJE SE.
15. When you Chop in government so tey u are
even richer than the place u dey chop that
is called AJEFOLOJU.
16. When you Chop in government so tay the place
collapse, instead make them prosecute
you, government re-assign you, kom change the
name of the place, that is called
AJEPAJUDE.
17. When u Chop sotey ur belle begin big like
Jabulani (SA FIFA World Cup Ball) until dem
dey carry u go Germany go do tommy surgery,
that one na IJEWOBIA.
18. When u come Chop lafta for this joke and u
know gree share am, that one na
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Re: Different Grade Of Chopin In Goverment by pedel: 12:13pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
OP why can't you reference the Facebook page where you copied this from? This is stealing of intellectual property. |
Re: Different Grade Of Chopin In Goverment by Tope4242(m): 4:06pm On Aug 06, 2015 |
pedel: you bad no be small |
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