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Couples Only:- 27 Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate by Finepaparazy(m): 10:24am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Sex isn’t always sexy! Here are 27 things men do during sex that ladies totally hate. You should know by now that not everything that happens during sex is actually sexy. No? Well then, let’s enlighten you a little. Sometime ago, we talked about 25 things women do during sex that men hate. Now it’s time to turn the tables and ask the women how they feel while doing the dirty. Metro UK went on Facebook and asked the womenfolk what dudes do in the sack that they hate, and below are their answers. [Warning: contains adult content, obviously]. 1. ‘When they try to recreate sex positions that they’ve obviously seen on some online porn site, and you end up basically doing a headstand, looking a mess and having to listen to them say: “You’re loving that aren’t you babes?” Err, no.’ 2. ‘When you’re on top and they’re just staring at you and it’s like, ahhh what face do I pull? So you just close your eyes and hope for the best.’ 3. ‘When they ask YOU to put the condom on. Just no.’ 4. ‘When they think it’s sexy to spank you so hard that you just want to turn around and punch them in the face.’ 5. ‘When they just stop, and it’s like, “hello? Did you hear me orgasm?” No.’ 6. ‘Asking “do you like that?” How about just don’t talk and see if I look like I don’t want to kill myself/watch Scandal over your shoulder.’ 7. ‘When you give them a Mouth Action and they act as if you don’t have a gag reflex. How about I throw up all over your penis?’ 8. ‘When they ask you to strip (which is always awkward – what music do you put on?) and then your skinny jeans get stuck round your ankles.’ 9. ‘When they see random things they’ve read online and think they’re a good idea. Err no, I don’t want ice rubbed all over my body.’ 10. ‘When you’re in the middle of pre-intimacy and they thrust a finger up your bum with NO warning.’ 11. ‘When they drag it out because they’re waiting for you to orgasm first. You’re going to be waiting a while for that…’ 12. ‘Trying to go down on you in the morning when you’re feeling really unsexy and unclean. Just gross.’ 13. ‘Putting their fingers everywhere at once like they’re playing some sort of instrument. Far too confusing, you just don’t know what’s going on down there.’ 14. ‘When they think it’s a good idea to stick objects in you. Just no.’ 15. ‘Casually trying to have anal sex without asking and without lube. It does not just slip in there.’ 16. ‘Being so aggressive with their hands during pre-intimacy that they pretty much give you internal bleeding.’ 17. ‘Nipple biting. It just f*****g hurts.’ 18. ‘Pulling your hair so hard you scream and your eyes water.’ 19. ‘Baggy boxers. Eww.’ 20. ‘Man stubble. And not the type that’s on his face.’ 21. ‘When a bloke wants to do 69 but insists he’s on top, so you basically suffocate under him. Vom.’ 22. ‘Eating fried chicken before a Mouth Action. Pretty much the worst taste imaginable.’ 23. ‘When men rush pre-intimacy and think you’re going to orgasm from 27 seconds.’ 24. ‘Wanting to ejaculate on your face, in your hair, in your eyes.’ 25. ‘Being passive aggressive when they can’t make you orgasm. So sexy.’ ⏬⏬⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇ ⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇⬇ Anything You wanna say or add, use the comment http://mp3naijaloaded.com/couples-only-27-things-men-do-in-bed-that-women-hate/ 1 Share
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Re: Couples Only:- 27 Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate by Goovo(m): 10:25am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Ok 1 Like |
Re: Couples Only:- 27 Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate by Nobody: 10:27am On Aug 07, 2015 |
65% of the write up is wrong! |
Re: Couples Only:- 27 Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate by Finepaparazy(m): 10:28am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Re: Couples Only:- 27 Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate by ELTON123(m): 10:39am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Finepaparazy:bros u get degree ![]() |
Re: Couples Only:- 27 Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate by Nobody: 10:41am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Most men ain't guilty of that, that boyish stuff....... Finepaparazy: |
Re: Couples Only:- 27 Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate by Finepaparazy(m): 10:44am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Addicted2Succes: That's unbelievable.. |
Re: Couples Only:- 27 Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate by Nobody: 10:48am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Finepaparazy:You think so? That's the fact bro... Most men are far experienced more than that..... |
Re: Couples Only:- 27 Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate by lusciouslex: 10:57am On Aug 07, 2015 |
What's wrong with the volcanic eruption of molten magma on the face so loud like Lexington Steele? You've listed out so many things that are actually considered cool by some females(bad girl special, #germanjuice). Why would one or two persons opinion be so misleading and concrete? |
Re: Couples Only:- 27 Things Men Do In Bed That Women Hate by Finepaparazy(m): 11:12am On Aug 07, 2015 |
lusciouslex: Hahaha I mark DAT word Germanjuice" |
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