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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by Nobody: 10:09pm On Aug 07, 2015
Achiever of Looted Abia Funds!
Achiever of nothing but but fake pictures and media of abia! I pity Football
slam7000:



You guys are so ignorant. Maybe your problem is inferiority complex. Yes Orji Uzor can do it and he will be a huge success. His knowledge of football is not in doubt and he is an achiever.
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by slam7000(m): 10:12pm On Aug 07, 2015
Evathyst:
Abeg make una shift for meself o, I wan laff small grin grin grin



Orji Uzor Kalu to run for Fifa president. For more jokes, text OUK to 2016. MTN subscribers only. grin



My problem with his running is that if him lose nau, him kinsmen go cry marginalisation.
*Dodges stones from e-warriors*


It's so sad that you've allowed silly ethnic politics to blind and pollute your mind. Somebody like Amos Adamu can do the job but he is tainted. Orji Uzor Kalu can do it. Another Nigerian I would nominate and vote for if I'm privileged is Kojo Williams.

Under a transparent and an enabling environment, these guys would get the job done.
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by shaboti: 10:12pm On Aug 07, 2015
Evathyst:
E pain am! grin grin grin
comot my front jare! Ashawo
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by discusant: 10:16pm On Aug 07, 2015
Warldbest:
Wetin orji u kalu know 4 sports, he know hw many player wey de dey 4 pitch

Abdul Mutallab the Nigerian under wear bomber over Detroit, he would be okay for your lot as FIFA president from Nigeria, instead of Kalu.
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by changeagent(m): 10:17pm On Aug 07, 2015
How come I was not first consulted before this got to the front page? No problem I have forgiven whosoever that is involved. Still waiting for the recommendation
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by samsongbemisola(m): 10:17pm On Aug 07, 2015
I guess this is a joke, wetin he dey find for football.
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by prof12(m): 10:19pm On Aug 07, 2015
DTOBS:
Make I join u oooooo.....hahaha haha hahaha
make I join una...... eheheheheheh eheh

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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by slam7000(m): 10:19pm On Aug 07, 2015
Chosen1984:
Achiever of Looted Abia Funds!
Achiever of nothing but but fake pictures and media of abia! I pity Football

Take away tribalism and a bit of corruption, there are lots of Nigerian politicians/administrators who would do the job and do it well.

Nigerian police force is rubbish at home but they always win accolades when they go on international peace corps. Okonjo iweala was a success at the world bank but messed up at home. Arumma Oteh was disgraced out of office but she would surely do well at the world stage. I can go on and on.

Their problem is not knowing what to do but the Nigerian political environment is a different ball game. These guys would perform at the world stage. I would bet my money on Mr Kalu to do well if he ever get there and I mean and believe everything I wrote here.

Being a governor in Nigeria is much more difficult than that FIFA presidency office.

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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by OlusoGreat(m): 10:20pm On Aug 07, 2015
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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by Dindondin(m): 10:21pm On Aug 07, 2015
Warldbest:
Wetin orji u kalu know 4 sports, he know hw many player wey de dey 4 pitch
lmao
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by themejiwalker(m): 10:21pm On Aug 07, 2015
Mods please move this to the jokes section cheesy

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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by mekonglobal(m): 10:21pm On Aug 07, 2015
They there is no harm in trials, he has d cash, d problem is how to spend it, i no blame am sha, na Efcc wey grant am bail i blame!

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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by EnimeBassey(m): 10:29pm On Aug 07, 2015
I tbink he is talking about kanu nwankwo not kalu. Kalu na aba man for ariaria market.
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by dayowunmi(m): 10:30pm On Aug 07, 2015
Hehehehehehehehehehehe orji kalu for Fifa president? How's he even qualified sef? If he's falling for this sycophants teasing him just to get his cash, he must be really stupid if he thinks he has a chance at heading Fifa! You haven't even ruled Africa u wan start with Fifa! How many ppl know am sef in african football, not to talk of delegates from other continents?

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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by goryorhal(m): 10:32pm On Aug 07, 2015
NDPVF:
[s][/s]Commonest thing as class prefect you and your father haven't experienced it before,how then contesting for FIFA presidency,isn't like telling Prophet mohammed to talk,to you.

I don't blame you .. Is this how you talk to your father at home ?
I won't trade words with a fool like you or insult your parent cuz I'm not trained like that .
But no just provoke me this night , if you no won regret your life .
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by dasrackhor(m): 10:33pm On Aug 07, 2015
zicoraads:
Beefer, beef on tongue tongue
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by dasrackhor(m): 10:33pm On Aug 07, 2015
zicoraads:
Beefer, beef on tongue tongue
open yha eyes,Kalu can never be a candidate for fifa presidency let alone him(Kalu) becoming a president.although dreamer is allowed to dream on.This is 21st century dude.Wake up.All this na media stunt..

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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by Nobody: 10:34pm On Aug 07, 2015
Evathyst:
Abeg make una shift for meself o, I wan laff small grin grin grin



Orji Uzor Kalu to run for Fifa president. For more jokes, text OUK to 2016. MTN subscribers only. grin



My problem with his running is that if him lose nau, him kinsmen go cry marginalisation.
*Dodges stones from e-warriors*
hahahahahahahahaha
[p]

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this girl u dey find trouble die. dnt worry am gonna back u nd help u hold d stones when they start trowin base on gud samaritan dat i am. bt u go giv me booby suck nd punany dig o...firstly i dodge ur stones in jesus name.
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by mudiana(m): 10:39pm On Aug 07, 2015
Which Kalu? Nigeria kalu...former gov.thank God its fash that did that endorsement.am sure d endorsement could not catch d flight to Zurich.
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by Nuzo1(m): 10:44pm On Aug 07, 2015
If OUK listened to our mockery and followed our mentality of low self esteems; he wouldn't have attained the height he is in now.

1. Dude was laughed at when he led a student protest as a student leader. But instead of listening to us, he started selling Pam oil that gave him his first million.

2. We laughed at him when he wanted to contest for election in 1999 cos he doesn't have a degree, he went ahead, won and ruled us for uninterrupted 8 years.

3. We laughed at him when he got admission into ABSU while he was still Governor. Today, the mo'fucker is a PhD holder while some of us are still with our worthless bsc.

4. We laughed at him when he boasted that he will make Enyimba the pride of Africa. We were all alive to witness how enyimba dominated like a true elephant.

5. We laughed at him when he launched sun newspapers few years ago. Today, sun newspapers is one of the leading dailies in Africa.

Today, we are laughing at him for making an attempt to put black men and Nigeria on the map of world football. Does it mean we haven't leant how ouk, dangote, adenuga and even Buhari became successful. Resilience in the face of mockery.

I've never been a fan of ouk. I'm very hopeful that someday he will have to account for his excesses when he was a governor. But that's totally a different issue from this.

I'm also hoping this mockery has nothing to do with the Nigerian ethnic divide otherwise what does it even take to be a FIFA President?

"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing just because he could only do little" Edmund Burke.

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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by Nobody: 10:50pm On Aug 07, 2015
Sorry to ask o, bt which fashanu are they talking abt? is it d same fashanu dat cudnt control nd mk calls to help him plead wit MAMA ADAEZE YOBO(his estraned wife) for her nt to snd him packing frm her house and divorce him or they wanted to mention KASHAMU the drug baron nigga senator? to me i think kashamu is gonna do a better job if he isnt the one they re talking abt bcus he gat more clicks in d US dat wil help kalu better. bt d only problem he is gona face is dat he hv to visit US for a better discussion wit these clicks of his bt we knw such wont happen even if Obama ask him to come to help disvirgin his(obama) daughters and they re also gonna pay him a thank you fee of 1 billion dollars.

I am MYSTAGE and i just want to make
#CommonSense
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by discusant: 10:52pm On Aug 07, 2015
slam7000:


Take away tribalism and a bit of corruption, there are lots of Nigerian politicians/administrators who would do the job and do it well.

Nigerian police force is rubbish at home but they always win accolades when they go on international peace corps. Okonjo iweala was a success at the world bank but messed up at home. Arumma Oteh was disgraced out of office but she would surely do well at the world stage. I can go on and on.

Their problem is not knowing what to do but the Nigerian political environment is a different ball game. These guys would perform at the world stage. I would bet my money on Mr Kalu to do well if he ever get there and I mean and believe everything I wrote here.

Being a governor in Nigeria is much more difficult than that FIFA presidency office.


You can't take away tribalism from Nigeria. Tribalism has nearly killed Nigeria. What is keeping Nigeria still breathing is crude oil from the Niger delta area.

Tribalism in Nigeria is worse than Apartheid in South Africa. Imagine some sections of South Africa kick against hosting of the World Cup in Africa for the first time.
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by sellYourCar: 10:55pm On Aug 07, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by DrOkoroafor(m): 11:03pm On Aug 07, 2015
Very ignorant comment! What do you even know about Kalu? Ehh? Because he was a politician, you think he doesn't know anything about football? Do you know him personally? Do you know his history? Some people should be deleted from the internet entirely. Common!
shikoil:
Seriously this fashanu guy is a gold digger. He is looking for what he can gain from kalu. What does kalu know about football? I tire for some people ooo

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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by innoblack: 11:06pm On Aug 07, 2015
only kids will ask ''wetin Kalu know about football'' to start with he was a footballer. he made Enyimba the biggest club in Africa during his time as the governor of Abia state, winning back to back Africa champions league 2003/2004 season which no Nigeria club has ever done since then. he brought foreign players to Enyimba cos of d good pay. enyimba even played club friendly with inter Milan. u cn Google more abt him if u want

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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by Boyooosa(m): 11:06pm On Aug 07, 2015
MOD, Pls help me to copy KALU or a Joker or wetin dem call am?
Basically if you want to be FIFA President:
You need to have one of the member association to nominate you as a candidate before the opening date of Congress.
You need to win the election at FIFA Congress.
Of course, to win the election you need to lobby a lot of association members so that they will vote for you. For example, FIFA President from 1974 - 1998, João Havelange visited 86 countries prior to his FIFA Presidency.

Before that you need to be a quite influential figure before you will be nominated as FIFA President Candidate. Joao Havelange was CBF (Brazilian FA) President and Sepp Blatter was the General Secretary of FIFA before they become FIFA President. For the next election, Prince Ali Bin Al Hussein, current FIFA Vice President has been tipped to challenge Blatter.

If you really want to become president of FIFA, I think you need to have influential position in soccer or sports in general, and it would take some time to get to that influential position. Sepp Blatter has been working 23 years - from 1975 as a Technical Director - before he could become president FIFA in 1998.

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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by JoshGiantfeet(m): 11:09pm On Aug 07, 2015
NDPVF:
I think its time FIFA look towards Africa.
The football world governing body,should give Africa that opportunity to feel among.
Of course,Africa has pretty well in Soccer,therefore i lend my voice towards the emergence of Kalu as FIFA president.



Hahaha! TO FEEL AMONG! Hello! Spell and pronounce this word --- M-E-R-I-T!
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by babadenno: 11:12pm On Aug 07, 2015
grin
himkers:


Pls, just dress small for me. I fit manage attach shaa. Make I follow una laff dis laff. Buhuhuhuhu hohohohoho hehehehehe grin grin!!

Abeg make i follow una manage for side..... make.i laugh join..
Kiririririririririri tutututututuyuyuyutuy

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Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by Damjoy(m): 11:15pm On Aug 07, 2015
RichDad1:
say what? grin grin grin grin grin
make I laugh small...kikikikikiki.

I don dy laugh cry sef... Eda o se ropin sa ooo
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by Spybradd: 11:21pm On Aug 07, 2015
Fashanu must be nuts..ouk kè,for fifa precidency?
Heheee..wonders.
Re: FIFA Presidency : Fashanu Endorses Kalu by Eluala(m): 11:34pm On Aug 07, 2015
Who has bewitched the Nigeria youth of this generation with so much negative attitude and lack of self esteem that people dreaming and doing big things is utopian to them?

I'm really disappointed to read most of the rather infantile comments on this thread making mockery of the ambition of a man who ranks as one of the few mortals on earth with over a billion Dollars networth. Something that their 10 generations both gone and unborn can only struggle to even dream of because from the way they are sounding, becoming FIFA president is even too big a dream for them.

I think Nairaland should not only create kiddies section but also introduce age restrictions to certain level of topics, like this one.

Children should be restricted to comment on topics within their level of apprehension like PS4 and such things, maybe passing UTME and WAEC. This is rather infuriating to the sensibilities of matured people.

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