Sometimes when I remember some stupid things I did during my childhood days, all I do is smile.

I was 6yrs old then when my Aunty visited us. when she was about to travel back to lagos , i insisted she takes me with her to spend the holidays with her and her newly wedded husband. When we got to their house then in lagos, I was given a separate room to stay alone. I was a scary sissy then, in the sense that whenever I am alone in a room at night, I always have this feeling that a boggy man is hiding under my bed, or inside the wardrobe waiting for me to close my eyes so he could catch me. In my house then, I have my own room, but I never sleep in it; normally I use to keep my stuffs there; but in the night i sleep in my mum's room.

Few minutes after my Aunty left me in the room alone to join her husband in their room, I went knocking on their door. When she opened the door, I told her I was scared and wants to sleep with them in their room. She showed me a space in the rug where I can lie down , as I lay down, she wanted to switch off the light, and I told her to leave the light on. And she did. In the middle of the night, I was woken up by a tiny cry-like noise, like someone was being strangled. I raised my head , the room was dark ( I guessed my Aunty later switched off the light when she noticed I had slept off) . As the noise persisted , in my mind I was like "OMG! The boggy man is hurting my Aunty and her hubby", I rushed up and switched on the light." Damn! There is my Aunty's hubby right on top of her, he rowed down , and draw the blanket up to cover their unclothedness. I was just there staring at them, trying to understand what is going on. When I couldn't comprehend, I touched my Aunty on her feet and asked her " why are you crying? Did uncle beat you? Sorry ok ". Neither my Aunty nor her hubby uttered a word to me, they were just their motionless, and that even made things worst for me. I couldn't sleep throughout the night, I was in a corner of the room crying and the same time murmuring "I want to go home". It was a confused scary experience for me.

Now, that am all grown up, anytime I remember this incident I feel bad. They must have missed themselves so much and I messed up their romantic night with my naivety . Oh! Fork me! What da heck was I thinking? I deserve a hard knock on my head...dammit



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Lmao this is hilarious.

I remember those days when I was a child, I always ask any adult woman I come by how do babies enter their stomach and also how do they come out

vizik you must be yeye girl so you dont cry for your guy because his not doing you well I wish you come try me I go let you know say it was old woman that tech me how to do that thing

U deserve more than just a knock ......

Lol

Hahahahahahahaha...i had a similar experience

I remember when one of my aunt got married,i was the escort that went with her,i was only 6 then,they lived in a room and parlour apartment,so when it was night the first day,a mattress was brought out to the parlour for me to sleep on,during the night I woke up to carry out my usual practice of urinating,then I heard some whispers and it was my aunty's voice,saying 'odun mi ooo.......(its paining me)...stop...stop...stop....continuously
I just laid down back,and kept the urine till morning,same thing happened the next day,and for 5 days,so I taught my aunty's husand beats her every night,that weekend I asked to be taken back home and immediately I got home in front of everybody,i reported my aunty's husband to my mum and asked her to warn him to stop beating her......everybody laffed,and I wondered the cause of the laughter,anyway my mum warned him and I was happy...it was years later I got to understand what really happened....hahahah ahahaha

Nice story.