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One Unforgettable Stupid Thing I Did As A Child by Jenny1010(f): 2:26pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Sometimes when I remember some stupid things I did during my childhood days, all I do is smile. I was 6yrs old then when my Aunty visited us. when she was about to travel back to lagos , i insisted she takes me with her to spend the holidays with her and her newly wedded husband. When we got to their house then in lagos, I was given a separate room to stay alone. I was a scary sissy then, in the sense that whenever I am alone in a room at night, I always have this feeling that a boggy man is hiding under my bed, or inside the wardrobe waiting for me to close my eyes so he could catch me. In my house then, I have my own room, but I never sleep in it; normally I use to keep my stuffs there; but in the night i sleep in my mum's room. Few minutes after my Aunty left me in the room alone to join her husband in their room, I went knocking on their door. When she opened the door, I told her I was scared and wants to sleep with them in their room. She showed me a space in the rug where I can lie down , as I lay down, she wanted to switch off the light, and I told her to leave the light on. And she did. In the middle of the night, I was woken up by a tiny cry-like noise, like someone was being strangled. I raised my head , the room was dark ( I guessed my Aunty later switched off the light when she noticed I had slept off) . As the noise persisted , in my mind I was like "OMG! The boggy man is hurting my Aunty and her hubby", I rushed up and switched on the light." Damn! There is my Aunty's hubby right on top of her, he rowed down , and draw the blanket up to cover their unclothedness. I was just there staring at them, trying to understand what is going on. When I couldn't comprehend, I touched my Aunty on her feet and asked her " why are you crying? Did uncle beat you? Sorry ok ". Neither my Aunty nor her hubby uttered a word to me, they were just their motionless, and that even made things worst for me. I couldn't sleep throughout the night, I was in a corner of the room crying and the same time murmuring "I want to go home". It was a confused scary experience for me. Now, that am all grown up, anytime I remember this incident I feel bad. They must have missed themselves so much and I messed up their romantic night with my naivety . Oh! Fork me! What da heck was I thinking? I deserve a hard knock on my head...dammit ![]() Feel free to add yours.... 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: One Unforgettable Stupid Thing I Did As A Child by ladyF(f): 2:28pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Lmao this is hilarious. |
Re: One Unforgettable Stupid Thing I Did As A Child by vizkiz: 2:35pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
dehm! Now this is hillarious ![]() But why was she crying? Well I can't imagine the kindda way sex was then. Maybe crying makes the guy thinks he is seriously working ![]() 1 Like |
Re: One Unforgettable Stupid Thing I Did As A Child by wisdomguy4u(m): 2:51pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
I remember those days when I was a child, I always ask any adult woman I come by how do babies enter their stomach and also how do they come out |
Re: One Unforgettable Stupid Thing I Did As A Child by nirJP(m): 3:28pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
vizik you must be yeye girl so you dont cry for your guy because his not doing you well I wish you come try me I go let you know say it was old woman that tech me how to do that thing |
Re: One Unforgettable Stupid Thing I Did As A Child by pgbenro(m): 3:39pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
U deserve more than just a knock ...... ![]() |
Re: One Unforgettable Stupid Thing I Did As A Child by Youngpo413: 5:44pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Lol |
Re: One Unforgettable Stupid Thing I Did As A Child by misspicy(f): 5:48pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Hahahahahahahaha...i had a similar experience I remember when one of my aunt got married,i was the escort that went with her,i was only 6 then,they lived in a room and parlour apartment,so when it was night the first day,a mattress was brought out to the parlour for me to sleep on,during the night I woke up to carry out my usual practice of urinating,then I heard some whispers and it was my aunty's voice,saying 'odun mi ooo.......(its paining me)...stop...stop...stop....continuously I just laid down back,and kept the urine till morning,same thing happened the next day,and for 5 days,so I taught my aunty's husand beats her every night,that weekend I asked to be taken back home and immediately I got home in front of everybody,i reported my aunty's husband to my mum and asked her to warn him to stop beating her......everybody laffed,and I wondered the cause of the laughter,anyway my mum warned him and I was happy...it was years later I got to understand what really happened....hahahah ahahaha 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: One Unforgettable Stupid Thing I Did As A Child by AfroKnight: 5:52pm On Aug 15, 2015 |
Nice story. |
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