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Naija Pastor!!!! Come And Laugh With Me by Fabolousibk1(m): 9:07pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
My friends dad bought a new car and today being Sunday, the man gladly drove his family to church for thanksgiving. In the church, the pastor stepped into the congregation during ministrations, and walked up to my friend's dad and said: Sir, the holy spirit made me understand that you just bought a new car. My friend's dad gladly answered yes, since the holy spirit now knows his name. The pastor continued: Sir, the holy spirit has told me to tell you to sow a seed with your car key and see what God will do in your life in coming weeks. My friend's dad did not hesitate to surrender his car key while the pastor raised it up and shouted a louder amen. But while the church service continued, my friend's dad took his remaining belongings and quietly walked out of the church and went home. While everyone was wandering why he decided to leave the church in the manner he did just after sowing a seed with his car key, the man reappeared on a bike with his spare car key, he opened his car and drove home. When my friend got home, he asked his dad what was the meaning of what he did? The man replied; The holy spirit asked for my car key which I willingly gave and not my car. That is the kind of wisdom we require to follow Nigerian pastors. 1 Like |
Re: Naija Pastor!!!! Come And Laugh With Me by Sanmel(f): 9:19pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Re: Naija Pastor!!!! Come And Laugh With Me by nikkiking(m): 9:29pm On Aug 09, 2015 |
Is it in warri ? |
Re: Naija Pastor!!!! Come And Laugh With Me by Timerkin1: 12:01pm On Aug 16, 2015 |
KDL |
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